AND YOU INTERVIEWED SOFIA VERGARA.

HOW WAS THAT? FUN?

- AWESOME. - YEAH, AWESOME.

LET'S WATCH TOGETHER.

[singing] - AND IT'S TIME FOR

THE NOAH RITTER SHOW, THE NOAH RITTER SHOW

- APPARENTLY IT'S TIME FOR "THE NOAH RITTER SHOW."

I'M NOAH RITTER.

TODAY I'D LIKED YOU TO-- SOFIA VERGARA.

THANKS FOR BEING HERE, SOFIA.

- [speaking Spanish]

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT? - FRUIT OR FOOD?

DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT? - NO, I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT.

- I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT EITHER. - YES, YOU DO.

- NO, I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO.

- WHERE? - COLUMBIAN.

YOU HAVE A COLUMBIAN ACCENT.

- WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

I-I-I'M--

- IT'S AN ACCENT OF WHERE YOU SPEAK

COMBO--COLUMBIAN

EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING.

- CAN YOU DO MY ACCENT,

IF YOU THINK I HAVE AN ACCENT?

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I HAVE AN ACCENT.

- [babbling]

- I SOUND LIKE THAT?

- BUT I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME?

YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED "MODERN FAMILY"?

EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS ME ON "MODERN FAMILY."

- I NEVER WATCH "MODERN FAMILY."

- WHAT?

- IT'S NOT A CARTOON SHOW.

[laughter]

WHAT TYPE OF CARTOON DO YOU LIKE?

- WELL, I USED TO WATCH ALL THE CARTOONS

MY SON MANOLO USED TO WATCH,

LIKE BUGS BUNNY, THE PINK PANTHER.

DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THOSE? - I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, YOU SHOULD WATCH "THE SIMPSONS."

IT'S A FUNNY RIDE.

- WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE FROM "THE SIMPSONS"?

- I WOULD HAVE TO SAY--

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE DAD.

- "OMER." - "OMER."

I HAVE TO SAY "OMER."

HE MAKES FUNNY NOISES, LIKE...

[grunting]

- YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

- [giggles]

I'M TURNING SIX THIS MONTH.

- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S BAD.

- NO, IT ISN'T. - IT'S TOO OLD NOW.

- I KNOW, BUT SIX IS BETTER.

I MEAN, WHEN YOU TURN 18 AND YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL,

GUESS WHAT, YOU GET TO DRIVE A CAR,

AND YOU GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.

- THAT IS TRUE.

- ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE FULLY GROWN

AND A MAN EYEBALLS YOU AND YOU HAVE A CAR,

THAT MEANS HE WANTS TO RACE.

- A RACE? - YEAH, AND YOU RACE HIM.

I WANT A DINOSAUR FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

BUT I CAN'T HAVE ANY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT.

- OH, BUT YOU CAN GET, LIKE, A PLASTIC ONE

OR SOMETHING, LIKE THIS ONE.

LOOK, THIS IS, LIKE, A DUCK.

- IT'S A DUCK. LOOK, IT'S--

- BUT I'M SURE THEY CAN GET YOU, LIKE, A DINOSAUR--

LIKE, THE MATERIAL.

- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. IT'S A DUCK.

IT HAS TWO LEGS, WEBBED FEET.

SOMETIMES DINOSAURS HAVE WEBBED FEET.

I DON'T KNOW.

- WHICH ONE IS THE DINOSAUR YOU WANT?

- I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A CRONKODON.

- A CRONKENDON?

- THEY CALL IT A CRONKODON BECAUSE OF ITS STEEP LEGS

AND ITS EYESIGHT

AND ITS ABILITY TO BREATHE UNDERWATER.

- WHAT?

- THE CRONKODON ACTUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WATER,

GRABBING ITS NATURAL PREY OR SOMETHING ELSE,

LIKE A TRICERATOPS OR A BRACHIOSAURUS

OR EVEN ANOTHER MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR.

DO YOU LIKE PIZZA? - OF COURSE.

WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA?

WE EAT PIZZA IN COLUMBIA.

IS IT-- - HERE, HAVE A SLICE.

- BUT IS IT OLD? ARE YOU GONNA HAVE--

- NO, IT'S-- NO, I DON'T WANT ANY.

- WHY? - BUT I DON'T WANT ONE.

- OKAY, BUT THEN WHAT IF IT'S OLD

AND YOU'RE TRICKING ME?

- IT'S NOT OLD.

PLUS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANY,

BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

- NO.

- NO? - NOPE.

- WHY NOT?

- YOU KNOW WHAT THE CRONKODON DOES

WHEN A VICTIM--

- ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT?

- THE NATURAL PREY? - YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU TOLD ME ALL THAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND?

- [scoffs]

NO, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

NO, I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND. - WHY?

- ALIEN DUCK ON MY HEAD.

- YOU'RE STILL CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

- EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE DUCK ON MY HEAD.

THANKS, SOFIA.

THIS IS "THE NOAH RITTER SHOW."

- GIVE ME A KISS. - BYE.

- GIVE ME A KISS!

- [screams]

- HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? COME HERE!

- [screams]

- YOU RAN AWAY FROM SOFIA VERGARA.

- [laughs]