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  • - I have been a loyal Cosmo reader since I was a child.

  • - I don't read it.

  • - I've written for Cosmo.

  • - I honestly think expect for some things

  • maybe to work a little.

  • - I think it's gonna make me be sexy

  • in a way that I'm not usually sexy.

  • - I'm positive it's gonna be wrong.

  • (music)

  • - Pull your hair loose from a ponytail holder

  • or a clip so he can watch your (laughs)

  • touchable tresses fall around your face.

  • - You know, if I could like force it to be slo-mo'ed,

  • and well lit so that he'd pay attention.

  • - I think it's cute when girls do that,

  • like do things with their hair.

  • - You'd honestly have to be like, "Hey,

  • "focus on this, watch what I'm gonna do

  • "in a second."

  • And that kind of kills it.

  • - I could not pull this off in a cool way.

  • (man laughs)

  • - [Woman] Have you seen like any good movies lately?

  • - Your hair smells nice.

  • That was like a really, it was right there.

  • - Oh my God!

  • I won, I won at flirting.

  • - It was wow.

  • - That was incredible.

  • I'm the winner.

  • - You're blushing a little bit though.

  • Thank god your hair doesn't smell bad.

  • - Oh yeah, that would be --

  • - I got it, it was like whoosh.

  • (laughs)

  • - I'm saying, you can do a lot of things.

  • I'm just saying, that might might not be

  • your move.

  • - Thanks.

  • - Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective.

  • - While conversing with a cutie, lean in

  • so you're about six inches from his face,

  • linger for three counts, then slowly return

  • to your original position.

  • - What does this accomplish?

  • Like a breath check?

  • - If you can like make their head spin about like,

  • "What is happening?"

  • then they're more likely to be intrigued by you.

  • - That's a lot of counting at the same time.

  • - So yeah, I actually had a really nice,

  • busy day today, I--

  • - [Woman] Cool.

  • - What the f**k was that?

  • - It's like a weird kiss blue balls.

  • - I like it.

  • I like it when you're close like that.

  • - It went from like, "Oh, she likes me.

  • "Are we gonna kiss?

  • "This is gr -- oh, no, she doesn't.

  • "She moved away."

  • - Rub your shoulder like you have a

  • painful crick then gently sigh (sigh).

  • Not only will he find this extremely sexy,

  • but you might even score a massage.

  • - That was my move in college.

  • I think that works epically well.

  • - Do you know how many times that I've been like,

  • "If I sleep with this person, he'll just rub my back.

  • "And that will be great"

  • And that's all you want.

  • - This is teaching women to just not be honest.

  • - Here's the thing.

  • I hate massages.

  • - If you don't have a pain in your neck,

  • don't rub your neck.

  • - That one's definitely right.

  • - How about you?

  • - Umm, I did like aerobics and stuff.

  • - Do you want some like Icy Hot or something?

  • (woman laughs)

  • - Actually, that'd be nice.

  • Yeah.

  • - I mean, I'm sure there's a drugstore

  • and I'm sure they can get some.

  • - I don't think it went well.

  • He offered me Icy Hot, uh, and then told me

  • where I could go buy it.

  • (man laughs)

  • - First thing I'm gonna think of is,

  • "You should probably get that checked out."

  • I'm not gonna offer them a massage.

  • - Use your tongue to get that last crumb

  • off your lips while eating dinner with him.

  • Okay, I happen to know a lot of guys

  • who think that when food's on your mouth,

  • it's not sexy.

  • - Here's my question, Cosmo.

  • How do I get a crumb on my lip

  • without looking like an idiot?

  • - Eww.

  • - It's like what would happen in a movie,

  • or like a porn.

  • - As soon as that crumb's on the lip,

  • game over, I look like I don't know how to

  • eat like an adult.

  • Are you sure you don't want any?

  • - You have a...

  • - I got it. - You got it?

  • - Don't worry, yeah I got it.

  • (woman laughs)

  • This is so weird.

  • That's what I mean, the crumb distracts.

  • - I like it.

  • It could have been sexier.

  • - [Woman with purple hair] The thing to do

  • maybe is that someone else that you're flirting with

  • has something on their mouth, and then you go like that.

  • - Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.

  • - Now that's sexual assault.

  • - I don't think men like having their butts grabbed.

  • - You have to be kind of careful at

  • getting men super turned on in public, right?

  • Because then that's kind of uncomfortable for them.

  • (whap)

  • (man laughs)

  • You're laughing.

  • - I'm sorr-- (laughs)

  • - How did you feel when I grabbed your ass.

  • - It was playful, that was fun.

  • - Big fan of the ass grab.

  • - You liked that?

  • - Loved the ass grab.

  • - Just on the way to a restaurant,

  • you haven't even kissed yet?

  • - Anywhere.

  • - You didn't get turned on?

  • - [Man in tie] I think grabbing my ass

  • in a completely populated restaurant

  • would work.

  • - I would try, absolutely none of these again.

  • - I don't think there needs to be many tips,

  • we're kind of easy.

  • - You can't just like follow rules

  • and then snap, snap, snap, that person loves you.

  • - That's right.

  • - I wouldn't really take these tips to heart,

  • but if you want to grab my ass in the

  • middle of a restaurant, you can.

  • - Me?

  • - If you're a woman trying to pick up women,

  • you should probably just be like,

  • "Who are my ex-girlfriends friends?

  • "Who has the most cats that I know?"

  • And then, from there, that's how you flirt.

  • - You're a beautiful woman.

  • Just sit there and be cute.

  • - Aww.

- I have been a loyal Cosmo reader since I was a child.

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