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  • - Since you're all here, we thought it would be fun to play

  • one of our new favorite games.

  • It's called Cards Against Humanity.

  • Here's how it works: I've picked a category,

  • you have to pick the card that's in your hand

  • that best completes the thought.

  • I'll pick the answer that I think is best.

  • If I pick your card, you get a point,

  • and the person with the most points wins...

  • nothing, but you'll win. [laughter]

  • There's absolutely no gift. Um, all right.

  • Let's see what the first one is.

  • "I get by with a little help from..."

  • [suspenseful music]

  • And then you put them up on there.

  • - Okay. - And you can mix them up,

  • so I don't know whose is who.

  • - Oh, God!

  • [all chatting indistinctly] - Ready?

  • Okay? All right.

  • "I get by with a little help from..."

  • First one is:

  • "My sex life."

  • [laughter]

  • "Bill Nye the Science Guy."

  • [laughter] [cheers]

  • "The Chinese gymnastics team."

  • [laughter]

  • "Batman." [cheers]

  • And "tasteful sideboob."

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [laughter]

  • Uh...

  • This is a tough one. I'm gonna--

  • I'm gonna pick the "Bill Nye the Science Guy."

  • [cheers and applause]

  • [bell dings]

  • It's hard to say who's who. I was gonna guess, but...

  • - That's a game in itself. - All right.

  • The next one is...

  • "I got 99 problems but blank ain't one."

  • [laughter]

  • [suspenseful music]

  • - [giggles]

  • [squeals]

  • - Good?

  • All right. "Got 99 problems but"...

  • "A tiny horse" ain't one.

  • [laughter]

  • Already I think that's the winner.

  • "Judge Judy" ain't one.

  • [laughter]

  • "Balls" ain't one.

  • [laughter and applause] - Who did that?

  • You did that, Chord.

  • [laughter]

  • "Inappropriate yodeling" ain't one.

  • "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."

  • - No, I wish that was mine. - Oh.

  • I'm gonna say-- oh, "balls" is gonna win.

  • [cheers and applause] - "Balls."

  • - "Balls" is gonna win! [bell dings]

  • - Oh, my God!

  • [applause]

  • - Although I really like the tiny horse!

  • - Who did "a tiny horse"? - That was mine.

  • - Oh... - It's okay.

  • - Let's see the next one.

  • "What's my secret power?"

  • [suspenseful music]

  • [laughter]

  • [louder laughter]

  • [indistinct chatting]

  • - All right.

  • "What's my secret power?"

  • "Powerful thighs."

  • - Ooh! [laughter]

  • - Always good.

  • "Seeing Grandma naked."

  • [laughter]

  • "Pretending to care."

  • [loud laughter]

  • - I've heard that's-- I've heard that's a good one.

  • "Licking things to claim them as your own."

  • [laughter]

  • "Waiting till marriage."

  • [laughter]

  • I think "pretending to care"! - Yeah!

  • You won! - Oh, good job, Lea.

  • - Thank you. - Good job, good job.

  • [applause]

  • - Aw, they're all good. That was good, though.

  • All right, the next one is:

  • "What are my parents hiding from me?"

  • [laughter] [suspenseful music]

  • [suspenseful music]

  • [indistinct chatting]

  • - Oh, are you thinking placing is what's getting you

  • the right answers, is that your trick?

  • - No, I just wanted the... - Proper placement?

  • - [indistinct] space.

  • - "What are my parents hiding from me?"

  • "The milkman."

  • [laughter]

  • - "Women in yogurt commercials."

  • [laughter]

  • "The Amish."

  • [laughter]

  • "Children on leashes."

  • [loud laughter]

  • "Full frontal nudity." [laughter and reaction]

  • And the winner is "full frontal nudity."

  • - Yes!

  • [cheers and applause] [bell dings]

  • I am back in this game!

  • - It's rigged. - I am coming for you, Chord.

  • - That's how you play that game,

  • and we'll be right back, everybody.

- Since you're all here, we thought it would be fun to play

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