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- Since you're all here, we thought it would be fun to play
one of our new favorite games.
It's called Cards Against Humanity.
Here's how it works: I've picked a category,
you have to pick the card that's in your hand
that best completes the thought.
I'll pick the answer that I think is best.
If I pick your card, you get a point,
and the person with the most points wins...
nothing, but you'll win. [laughter]
There's absolutely no gift. Um, all right.
Let's see what the first one is.
"I get by with a little help from..."
[suspenseful music]
And then you put them up on there.
- Okay. - And you can mix them up,
so I don't know whose is who.
- Oh, God!
[all chatting indistinctly] - Ready?
Okay? All right.
"I get by with a little help from..."
First one is:
"My sex life."
[laughter]
"Bill Nye the Science Guy."
[laughter] [cheers]
"The Chinese gymnastics team."
[laughter]
"Batman." [cheers]
And "tasteful sideboob."
[laughter and applause]
[laughter]
Uh...
This is a tough one. I'm gonna--
I'm gonna pick the "Bill Nye the Science Guy."
[cheers and applause]
[bell dings]
It's hard to say who's who. I was gonna guess, but...
- That's a game in itself. - All right.
The next one is...
"I got 99 problems but blank ain't one."
[laughter]
[suspenseful music]
- [giggles]
[squeals]
- Good?
All right. "Got 99 problems but"...
"A tiny horse" ain't one.
[laughter]
Already I think that's the winner.
"Judge Judy" ain't one.
[laughter]
"Balls" ain't one.
[laughter and applause] - Who did that?
You did that, Chord.
[laughter]
"Inappropriate yodeling" ain't one.
"Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."
- No, I wish that was mine. - Oh.
I'm gonna say-- oh, "balls" is gonna win.
[cheers and applause] - "Balls."
- "Balls" is gonna win! [bell dings]
- Oh, my God!
[applause]
- Although I really like the tiny horse!
- Who did "a tiny horse"? - That was mine.
- Oh... - It's okay.
- Let's see the next one.
"What's my secret power?"
[suspenseful music]
[laughter]
[louder laughter]
[indistinct chatting]
- All right.
"What's my secret power?"
"Powerful thighs."
- Ooh! [laughter]
- Always good.
"Seeing Grandma naked."
[laughter]
"Pretending to care."
[loud laughter]
- I've heard that's-- I've heard that's a good one.
"Licking things to claim them as your own."
[laughter]
"Waiting till marriage."
[laughter]
I think "pretending to care"! - Yeah!
You won! - Oh, good job, Lea.
- Thank you. - Good job, good job.
[applause]
- Aw, they're all good. That was good, though.
All right, the next one is:
"What are my parents hiding from me?"
[laughter] [suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music]
[indistinct chatting]
- Oh, are you thinking placing is what's getting you
the right answers, is that your trick?
- No, I just wanted the... - Proper placement?
- [indistinct] space.
- "What are my parents hiding from me?"
"The milkman."
[laughter]
- "Women in yogurt commercials."
[laughter]
"The Amish."
[laughter]
"Children on leashes."
[loud laughter]
"Full frontal nudity." [laughter and reaction]
And the winner is "full frontal nudity."
- Yes!
[cheers and applause] [bell dings]
I am back in this game!
- It's rigged. - I am coming for you, Chord.
- That's how you play that game,
and we'll be right back, everybody.