as long as he possibly-- is in town,

so--so you'll be here every week.

And--'cause the last time you were here,

we pranked some people in the bathroom.

We surprised some women and scared them,

and it was really fun.

- Yeah.

- And so now, this is something you do on your own.

What do you do?

- I just love doing prank phone calls with my friends.

It's, like, probably top five favorite things to do, so...

- You're just sitting around, and you just call people.

Do you ever tell them it's you?

- No. - No.

- No. [laughter]

I just let it play on.

- Okay, so make sure--

if you get a prank phone call, don't hang up.

It could be Justin. You don't know.

Don't just hang up.

All right, so we're gonna prank somebody now

that we know is a big fan of yours.

- Let's do it.

- And she actually-- she goes to college,

schedules her classes around watching my show,

so she is a fan of mine and yours.

And what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say?

- So I was thinking, 'cause she goes to UMass--

I got these notes here.

She is a really good student, so I think we should scare her

saying that we got her grades, and they're not doing too well.

- Okay.

Who are you gonna be? Who you be?

- I don't know. - "Who you be," I say.

- I think I should be, like-- [laughter]

Who you be? - Who you be?

- Who you be though? For real.

- Right. All right.

- No, all right, so who do you think I should be?

I got two voices.

I think I should either be John, with the deep voice, or...

[in British accent] I could be Peter.

[in normal voice] What do you think?

You guys think Peter or John? - Peter, okay.

[audience shouting] - Peter? All right, cool.

- Okay, shh. - All right.

[woman whoops]

- Shh.

[line trilling]

- All right.

- Hello?

- [in British accent] Hello.

This is Peter from UMass.

Is this Miss Melanson?

- Yes.

- I'm actually the head of the English department,

and it's been brought to my attention

that you've been missing some classes lately.

Is that true?

- Um, no, I haven't missed any class.

- This is Miss Melanson, correct?

- Yes. Jocelyn, yes.

- Okay, and your parents are LeeAnn and Steven?

- Yes. [chuckling]

- Okay.

This--this isn't funny to me.

I don't know why you're laughing.

- Well, it's not funny to me. I didn't miss any class.

- You--did you go to class yesterday?

- No, it was a snow day.

- Well, we actually had school yesterday.

It wasn't a snow day at all.

What are you gonna do about it? - Okay.

- You got to make it up. You should probably--

- I'll have to talk to

the admissions department and figure it out, 'cause...

- [whispering] Say, "Stop yelling at me."

- Stop--first of all, you can stop yelling at me.

[quiet laughter]

- I'm sorry.

- Just calm down.

- [whispering] "My assistant wants to speak with you."

- One second, my assistant wants to speak with you.

- Okay.

- [in British accent] Yes, I'm his assistant,

and I don't do accents nearly as well as he does.

[laughter]

[in normal voice] My name is Ellen DeGeneres,

and that was Justin Bieber

that was on the phone with you just now.

[both squeal indistinctly]

[cheers and applause] - Oh, my God.

- We're taping a show right now--

- [speaking indistinctly]

- I know, you-- Justin was being--

Justin, that was rude. That was rude.

- I'm sorry.

- It was his idea to call you.

But actually, Justin thought you should come to a taping,

and so we'll fly you out here.

You'll come to a show, you'll meet Justin,

and--would that be fun?

- Oh, I'm about to start screaming.

I'm jumping around. My roommate thinks I'm crazy.

Oh, my God! [applause]

- All right.

All right, well--

- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome. And buckle down.

Quit fooling around in that college there.

[laughter] - I'll try not to.

- All right, we'll see you soon.

- Okay, thank you so much!

- All right, bye.

- I love you guys.

- Ah, we love you too. - Love you.

[cheers and applause]