Name: 正直な予告編 - パイレーツ・オブ・カリビアン (Honest Trailers - Pirates of the Caribbean)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:25:27.000Z
Duration: 4 min 41 s
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Once upon a time, Johnny Depp was the most intriguing actor in Hollywood

Now, one hit franchise will usher in the end of his creative choices, turning him into

But who cares? Now he owns a f**king island.

Witness the Disneyfication of pirates, history’s most notorious foul-mouthed rapists and murderers

"Pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece."

"Raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."

Buckle your swashes for Curse of the Black Pearl, a straightforward adventure romp that

then Dead Man’s Chest, that everyone was sort of on-board for, where they all betray

each other to find a teleporting squid monster’s heart

At World’s End that everyone was totally fed up with, where they all betray each other

while the squid monster teams up with the British East India company

causing the pirate U.N. to release a sea goddess who’s in love with the squid monster, except

How many of these things can they do? They're based on a f**king theme park ride for god's

the legendary pirate made out of dreadlocks and guyliner.

Watch this Oscar-worthy match between actor and role as he hams it up with a trademark

in this half-drunk Keith Richards impression that really should be dead by now

"Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?"

Spend the rest of your time in the pale embrace of the boring lovers Orlando Bloom and Keira

two perfect faces in the middle of a scurvy ridden hellhole

whose will-they-won’t-they relationship will have everyone

until they're replaced in the 4th one by their cheaper, but just as pale, equivalents.

Baton down the hatches for nearly 10 overstuffed maritime hours of

and women dressed in cinema's least-convincing boy disguises.

Mustache or not, I would totally pork that dude.

Captain Jack Spare Us From Any More of These Movies,

Jack Sparrow of the Caribbean (And Some Other Pirates).

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

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正直な予告編 - パイレーツ・オブ・カリビアン (Honest Trailers - Pirates of the Caribbean)

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