A pretty woman's armpit.

Vacants of feminism.

Do we sound like idiots?

(classical music)

- It smells like dinner with my parents.

- It smells like dinner with Henry's parents.

- It's a little smokey.

- Yeah. That's a good word for it.

That's really poetic.

- A little smokey.

- This is close to just grape juice, just Welch's.

- Yeah, I could really get drunk on this one.

Just keep going.

- It doesn't even taste like wine.

- Because this one is easier to go down,

I feel like it's more expensive.

- Yeah, I'll say like 25 bucks on this one.

- $3.00.

- Walgreen's wine.

- It's $11.99.

- $40.00.

(cash register ringing)

- Oh, (bleep) what?

- Oh, hey Yellowtail, you're doing something right.

- Yellowtail all day everyday.

- Ooh. Yeah, that's different.

- That smells much more like wine.

- I don't like this one as much.

This one's not as fruity.

- Boo. Boo these wines.

They really taste like something you'd pour on a cut.

- I would pay good money for this.

- I'm gonna go with $12.00.

- $35.00.

- That feels like a $6.00 TJ's wine.

(cash register ringing)

- (in unison) Aahh!

- This is older than some people who work here.

- There's a lot cooler things you can by with 150 bucks,

like probably a used Nintendo DS.

- When you know something's expensive

it tastes way better.

- Ooh, it smells sweeter.

Maybe a little floral?

I'm making that up.

- Everybody makes up words when they're tasting wine.

- There's like very little bite to it.

- This one I could see myself

spending a little bit more on.

- I would get a glass of this

at TGI Fridays.

- I think this is a Riesling that's

$25.00.

- 30, 40 bucks a bottle.

- I'm gonna say $12.00.

- Is it Barefoot?

It's Barefoot!

Barefoot Chardonnay? (cash register ringing)

- I love Barefoot.

Why are you hating on all the cheap--

Just because they come at a good price.

This is why you're not Asian.

- I'm not hating.

- I (bleep) knew it.

I (bleep knew it) - [Man] $4.50?

- Mmm. Yeah, this is really good.

- This is pinot noir.

Yes, hello friend.

- Is it wrong for me to say that it's kind of sexy?

- I think there is a hint of both fruit and oak to them.

- Fruit and oak, fruit and oak,

it's always fruit and oak with you.

- Yeah. That's wine talk.

- I think it tastes like tree leaves.

I'm gonna say it's $3.00.

- $30.00.

- $22.00.

- 50.

- $50.00.

- Whoa.

(cash register ringing)

- Aaahhh!

- Hey!

(bleep) yeah!

I'm so (bleep) classy, you guys.

Ugh, I am just a classy bitch.

- How can you possibly say that

when you're sitting here with purple hair?

- Hey!

- I just really don't know wine.

I drink it every day,

and obviously cannot tell one from the other.

- Who gives a (bleep).

Just drink some wine with your spaghetti, you dumb idiot.

- If you like it, you like it.

- Garrett, we (bleep) nailed this test.

- You did pretty well.

- We nailed it.

People think I'm all edgy,

but I'm also classy as (bleep).

- [Garrett] Sorry, can I take a step back?

I don't think anybody has ever said,

"classy as (bleep)," has been classy.