字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント From the star of Rocky, Rambo, and The Italian Stallion Comes the only 80's action movie to come out in 2010: The Expendables. Before the release of the watered-down PG-13 sequel revisit the R-rated movie that has all the explosions, guns, and testosterone you crave And all the plotty overcomplicated backstory you don't. "Remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys while our guys were getting chopped up all around us --" No one cares! Just shoot a bunch of people already! Ahh, that's better. Meet The Expendables, a mercenary gang of aging movie stars brought together for one last paycheck. Thrill as the heroes of your youth team up, without nearly enough screen-time to go around, Featuring hours worth of Statham and Stallone But only 2 minutes of Willis and Schwarzenegger. He... won't be back. Instead of the all-star brawl you were promised on the poster, Get ready for showdowns that no one ever asked for, like Jet Li versus Dolf Lundgren, Steve Austin versus Randy Couture, And Jason Statham versus a pickup basketball team. "Next time I'll deflate all your balls." Suit up with the leader of The Expendables: Barney Ross, a man with a mysterious past, and a mysterious color-changing goatee. Watch this killer with a conscience struggle through tough choices to do the right thing. "This is my choice. There's no guilt. No guilt." And struggle through Botox to make his face smile. Ahh, almost there! Almost got it! Aw. Ride along on his mission to take down this generically evil CIA agent And this generically evil general To save this generically Latin island nation going through some kind of coup or revolution or something. "They wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture!" Once again: no one cares! But it's not just boys playing with their toys. Get to know the movie's rich female characters like This helpless hostage, This cheating girlfriend, This random biker skank. "Anything for you, baby." And.. uhh.. that's all, I guess. Not a lot of women in this movie. Gear up for a film that seamlessly blends the worst action movie cliches of the last forty years, Featuring: Heroes who somehow dodge every bullet from the 80's, Corny one liners from the 90's, Lame CGI blood effects from the 2000's, And lame CGI everything else from today. So get ready to say "Huh?" in a movie full of Asian, Latin, and European actors who speak English as a second language. And also Sylvester Stallone. Is that English? Starring... Sylvester Staroids Cranky Ivan Drunko The Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Black Guy Lucky To Be Here Bruce Will-isn't In The Movie Plane Li Greasy Gandalf and Old Man The Barbarian The Expendables Man all I really wanted to see is these guys trade one liners. "I'll be back!" "You've been back enough! I'LL be back." "Yippee ki yay." Nevermind.
B2 中上級 米 正直な予告編 - エクスペンダブルズ (Honest Trailers - The Expendables) 134 5 Nakiri に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語