(stammering) uh, that's a 12-gauge shotgun.

That's a pretty powerful weapon.

You know, for a woman your size,

I'd probably recommend something a little, uh, you know...

More compact?

So I just point, and then I squeeze the trigger and then boom.

Yeah. What did you say you were shooting?

Twelve hundred bucks? Wow.

How much are the bullets for, uh, this?

(laughing)

Shells. Shotguns use shells.

Anyway. Whatever.

Uh, they're 15 bucks for a box of 25.

Okay, um, I don't need a whole box. I just need...

One.

You know,

I get sad sometimes, too.

So many pressures in life, you know?

Can I give you a phone number

For some people who can help...

Oh, no.

It's like a hotline.

Uh, listen, sunshine, I'm not, um,

Suicidal. No, I know.

I just have a problem with a mockingbird.

Okay,

You can't kill a mockingbird. Why not?

Well, for one, there's the book to kill a mockingbird.

A copy of that, too, right here.

No, it's not a manual on how to kill mockingbirds.

It's a classic american novel.

How do you not know this?

I know a lot of other things. Give me the gun!

No! Yes!

I'm not gonna sell you this gun.

Mockingbirds are protected under the federal migratory bird treaty act.

Killing one is a crime.

(whispering) look, this is insane.

I have rights, too, you know.

Or maybe you haven't heard of the sixth amendment!

The right to a speedy and public trial?

You. You're on my list,

Jim.