and it's motherfucking Christmas time!

♫ I love Christmas

♫ I don't even believe in Santa

♫ But I love Christmas

♫ It's so fuckin' good ♫

That's my favorite Christmas song.

Copyrighted, you can't have it, it's mine.

Sorry Ariana, sorry Mariah, you guys will never compare,

your Christmas songs suck compared to mine.

♫ Santa is my fuckin' bitch. Yes, bitch. Yes, bitch ♫

I don't know what's going on.

I just wanted to make a quick little video saying

merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, whatever you believe.

I know that family is not always the best

and the holidays can sometimes be

a really hard time for a lot of people.

If that is the situation for you,

if your family's ignorant or rude,

or not supportive of you and your lifestyle,

if you are being a productive person

but being a unique individual, I just want to say

that I love you, and I'm sending you patience,

and support, and positive vibes

because you deserve them in this time.

Yeah, I want you to be safe, and happy, and that's it.

Happy holidays!

I hope it's a great holiday season.

I hope that you're relaxing.

I hope that you're having a fabulous life right now

because you deserve it.

You've worked hard all year, and this is your moment.

This is your time.

If you just finished finals, if you have time off from work,

whatever you're doing in your life,

I hope that you are relaxing,

I hope that you're with loved ones,

and I hope that you are just like living the dream, ya'll.

I hope that you're living the dream, because you deserve it.

Unless you don't because you were a little bitch all year,

then fuck you. (laughs)

But yeah. Merry Christmas, happy holidays,

happy Hanukkah, merry Kwanzaa.

I know this is a random video but

I just want to send you some love this holiday season.

If you like this little video give it a thumbs up.

If you want to see my latest video click right there.

If you want to hear my latest podcast click right there.

If you want to be my person of the week click right there.

And yeah, have a good life. I will see you guys next time.

And until then, deuces.

♫ Ya'll. It's fuckin' Christmas time

♫ It's fuckin' Christmas time

♫ It's fuckin' Christmas time ♫

Honestly the main reason I did a Christmas-y video

was because so many of you guys on Twitter were like,

"You give us nothing for a Christmas theme on Twitter."

So, like, here you go. Enjoy.