字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Woohoo. DARBY: Hey everyone, please stick around after the episode for a very important message about how you can help us make season three of "Space Janitors." COMPUTER: Attention crew, now entering wormhole. Prepare for reality distortion. DARBY: Cool. GOATEE DARBY: Darby, I have something to tell you. DARBY: Who're you? GOATEE DARBY: I'm you, from the future. DARBY: No you're not, you're an evil version of me from another dimension. GOATEE DARBY: What? Oh, well, yeah. I'm from the goatee dimension, but I'm also from the future. DARBY: Why don't you just go back to the goatee dimension, OK? I'm not going to listen an evil version of myself. GOATEE DARBY: Don't be so judgmental. Everybody knows that the sideburns dimension is the evil dimension, not the goatee. DARBY: So what's the goatee dimension? GOATEE DARBY: I don't know, the awesome dimension. Listen, everyone I meet from another dimension is very judgmental. So let's just say that maybe we're the laid back dimension. DARBY: Cool. So what did you want to tell me? GOATEE DARBY: When the big hand strikes 10, again, and again, the riches will be yours. DARBY: Why are you talking like that. Why don't you just talk like a normal person? GOATEE DARBY: There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. DARBY: OK, so why don't you just tell me the thing? GOATEE DARBY: If I explain too much, then you won't do what you need to get what you want. DARBY: Oh, so I get a bunch of riches by doing nothing just because you said a weird thing? GOATEE DARBY: That's right. And don't worry about the coffee. DARBY: What coffee, this coffee? GOATEE DARBY: Oh, you were supposed to knock that over. It's fine. Look, I gotta go. I'll see you around. [SCREAMS] DARBY: Riches, huh? Darby, today's your lucky day. DROID: Please enter code. MIKE: What makes you think it's a hardware problem? EDITH: Well, I've tried everything else. It keeps asking for the code. And the password reset is broken. COMPUTER: Attention crew, now entering wormhole. Prepare for reality distortion. DROID: Please enter code. MIKE: I'm going to get some more tools from my workbench. OK, my hand just phased through the door. EDITH: Huh. Yeah, that's never happened before. DARBY: Riches, huh? Darby, today's your lucky day. SIDEBURNS DARBY: I wouldn't say that. DARBY: Sideburns Darby. Are you from the future too? SIDEBURNS DARBY: Sure. But that's not why I'm here. Listen, you need to forget everything that goatee Darby said to you. He set you on a wrong path. DARBY: Oh, he did, did he, evil Darby? SIDEBURNS DARBY: No, no, no, no, you see, good and bad are actually not as black and white as you think, especially if you take into consideration-- OK here's a scenario for you. I have three cookies. GOATEE DARBY: Could you sound more guilty? DARBY: Goatee me, you're back. GOATEE DARBY: Just remember what I told you about the sideburn dimension. SIDEBURNS DARBY: You don't have to remember that. All you've got to remember is that if you retire early, you'll retire early. DARBY: I that supposed to set me of some sort of path? SIDEBURNS DARBY: Maybe, I don't know. I'm from the low confidence in advice dimension. DARBY: No, I think that you're evil. I don't fully trust you, either. And you, I don't know why, but I trust you. LEMMY DARBY: Appreciate it, brother. Hey, is there a poker game around here? SIDEBURNS DARBY: Listen, I've done all I can for you, all right? Your fate is up to you. MIKE: OK, we are definitely out of phase with the rest of the universe. It must be that wormhole. EDITH: OK, what are we going to do? Is it permanent? Are we solid it to each other? MIKE: I don't know, let's see. Ow. What'd you do that for? EDITH: I don't know, I'm freaking out, kind of. Darby! MIKE: Ah, he's not going to be able to hear us. DARBY: Hey, what's a payroll Droid doing in here? DROID: Please enter code. DARBY: Big hand strikes 10-- 10, 10, 10-- [INAUDIBLE]. DROID: Payroll wrote dispensed. DARBY: Whoa, 3,200 credits? EDITH: OK, how did he do that? DARBY: Ah, screw you, Sideburns Me. Today is my lucky day. MIKE: OK, the wormhole's obviously made Darby insane. EDITH: No, this is incredible. No one can see or hear us. It's like having a superpower. We should patrol the station. MIKE: No, we should stay right here until we're out of the wormhole, and everything goes back to normal. EDITH: Or we can go see what Dark Lord does in that weird meditation chamber. MIKE: Oh, I have always wondered about that. EDITH: Bridge? MIKE: Let's go. DENNIS 4862: All right, I'm in for five. BRAD: I call that. Can you beat three of a kind? DENNIS 4862: Ha, aww, I had two aces. Now I've got a three and a seven. LEMMY DARBY: My two two's turned into two five's. That's a step in the right direction, brother. MARF: That's wormhole hold 'em. You never know, right? My cards just turned into these pictures of a naked chick riding a wolf. DENNIS 4862: Hey, can I see that wolf, quickly? BRAD: Wah, wah, wah, you bunch of babies. Are we going to play another hand here, or what? I can't believe we're missing the wormhole hold 'em game. EDITH: I can't believe Dark Lord is just a regular old man, minus the eyebrows. MIKE: Yeah, what was with that? He sounds so weird with its mask off. What was that? EDITH: I didn't say anything. MIKE: Yeah you did, you said something about Dark Lord's gross bald head. EDITH: I thought something about Dark Lord's gross bald head. MIKE: I can hear your thoughts now? EDITH: I can hear your thoughts. Oh, that's disgusting. Come on, Mike. Why would you think that? MIKE: I'm thinking things I don't want you to think I'm thinking! EDITH: I don't want to think them either! MARF: I fold. LEMMY DARBY: I fold, too. The Brad in my dimension never bluffs. Well, I got to get out of here before you guys spit out that old wormhole there, so it's a bit of a real great time playing this card game with you. EMILY: Bye, Lemmy Darby, it was nice to meet you. LEMMY DARBY: It was nice to meet you too, Roarke. Cool name, all right, got to get out of here. DENNIS 4862: Aww man, what as nice guy. MARF: I know, and so trustworthy, too. DENNIS 4862: Hey Darby, buddy, come grab a seat. DARBY: Aww, naw, I can't it's getting late. It's already 10 to 10-- EMILY: Come on, the hand's already been dealt. DARBY: OK, sure I've got time to play to a hand. I'm all in, 3,200 credits. DENNIS 4862: Whoa. BRAD: Looks like we've got ourselves a real shark at the table, hey, Darby? Are you a shark? You've got to have some sort of a sharky hand to shark out a shark move like that, you shark. MARF: I fold. BRAD: I'm going to call. DENNIS 4862: I fold, too. Shark-- doesn't even sound like a word anymore. EMILY: Fold. DARBY: Four 10's. DENNIS 4862: Oh! BRAD: Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo, Darby. With me in the game, I'm a straight flush, which beats four 10's. Oh, I'm a straight flush. Me too, I'm a part of a straight flush. Who's the shark now, Darby. MARF: I don't get it, is shark an insult or not? BRAD: Goatee Darby from the future says, hi. [LAUGH] DARBY: I can't believe I trusted him. MARF: I wouldn't feel too bad about it. The goatee dimension is a bunch of dicks. Most of the other dimensions are pretty cool, though. You know I was once visited by full beard me from the beard dimension. DARBY: Really? MARF: Yeah, we went on an adventure, talked to a giant tree, threw a necklace in a volcano, it was pretty fun. DARBY: What does that make us, the clean-shaven dimension? MARF: Yeah. DARBY: What's our thing? BRAD: We like to shave. DARBY: Yeah, we do. BRAD: Yeah, we do. DAVIN: Hi, this is Davin. Thanks for watching the episode. We would like to start production on season three, but we need your help. We've two things that you can do to support us. Number one, don't forget to share the episode. Hit that share button down there so we can keep our numbers nice and high. But number two, head on over to spacejanitors.com and check out some specific information we have on how you can get involved in the support of season 3. So thanks so much for watching the episode. And I look forward to talking with all you guys in the YouTube comments down below.
B1 中級 米 ワームホール - スペース・ジャニターズ シーズン2 Ep. (Wormhole - Space Janitors Season 2 Ep. 4) 86 3 陳柏霖 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語