Today, we're getting naked for the internet again.

We're trying on Valentine's Day Lingerie.

We're back, baby.

I have no experience with sexy lingerie, which is kind of sad.

Maybe it'll get us all in the mood.

I'm wearing a dance belt and were hiding it because the dance belt still looks gross.

How's the bottom? The most great!

Thank you!

(Corset&Heart panties)

This is a corset, right? Of course it is.

Uhh...I already hate this because there are way too many clasps on it.

I feel like the sexiest thing clothes can do is be easy to take off.

I feel like I'm talking a little higher because it's just like soaking everything in.

The pressure literally pushes that burp out of me

It's like I'm being punished for dating you.

How expensive is this nonsense?

It's like Disney version of sexy.

I like this....

I'm looking at this and I'm confused cuz there are like so many leg holes.

Oh no! That's not a leg hole. That's a bottom.

Oh...yeah....

I'm afraid to bend down cuz the string may never escape me.

Oh, this hurts! The fabric is scratching my stomach.

They don't show that part in sexy movie is like you know you gotta prepare.

I think this is more trouble than it's worth. I think if they have this like a velcro, yeah...

(Racy Bodysuit) What the f**k is this!

What!

This one is really selling something, you know.

Bam, I missed...

When I saw this on my "how you cover the boobs," the answer is you don't.

I need someone's help.

How can anyone without an engineering degree figure this out!

This is a Rubik's Cube of lingerie.

Who knew being sexy was so hard.

Does it looks like a box? No.

Does it look like a sexy train wreck of cables? Yes.

If it's even half this hard to take off as it was to put on, this is not worth it.

I don't think man would do Valentine's Day if they had this type of suit.

That's a lot of butt. I don't think anyone would look great in this.

It does make me feel differently about Valentine's Day. It makes me feel like I'm not missing much.

(Babydoll dress)

I don't like the name of that. We should rename this.

This is what I picture. This is what I think lingerie should be.

I bet people like this.

What else is there to say. It's cute.

First of all, easy access.

It's good cuz I'm flexible to go in like all different sorts of positions.

I feel like a bird.

Like a nice or gentle breeze on my legs that I'm not quite used to.

This one is cozy. I feel like a woman could be sexy yet comfortable.

If my wife wore this, I would be turned on.

(Bow suit)

I forgot to get you a present, present.

This is ripped already.

I assume Ned is to blame.

Now, we're....Oh...I ripped tit.

This will make so few people look better.

I look like the man of the nudist colony.

Like the day you found out Satan is real.

Does that look like breast?

My boob keeps popping out. Get back in there.

If I'd like to be straight up, it rams the string up my bottom.

I just feel bad. The girls always have things up their butts. You know.

Almost like getting a prostate exam.

It's very obvious to me that this is not made for all body types.

You'd better be buying me a nice dinner tonight. I'm talking like...we get dessert, too.

They have man lingerie? I'm not doing this.

I know it's a lot of works to put on Valentine's Day lingerie.

Do I still like the way it looks? I do....

From trying on lady's underwear before I already know it's fairly uncomfortable and sexy.

This is just extremely uncomfortable and less sexy.

If it makes you feel good, and it makes your partner thinks you look extra great, then I think it's fantastic.

I mean the point of this is just like we just wanna have sex, right?

So...let's skip this and just get to it.

Hold on. Isn't it the problem with it? It's so hard to take it off.