Ohh, what is this hell?

consequently being in fear that blood is slipping through your cute wild shorts

going for a run...and being rewarded with boob sweat.

that unscratchable itch you only get under your skinny jeans. Relieved only by sharp-jagged pieces of metal

Wearing heels even though they squish your toes, turn grass into quicksand and stairs into your worst nightmare.

attempting to shove two yards of jeans into a boot that barely fits your calves.

Oh, wedgies. Low-rise jeans, that turn your thong into a whale tale.

walking around in your mismatched socks

God! Seriously? This is the fuc*ing water that. Who put the water here?

And then unexpectedly being forced to take a photo with your crush that you won’t even prepare to take,

what does your hair look like? is your makeup...

Oh wait, that picture’s actually really cute. Wait a second, sh*t, the bra’s totally shown.