comes a film with the same production value as a porn.

In the low budget hit that transformed the horror genre

into straight up torture porn.

Saw.

See Saw, a great idea for a student short film that somehow got

stretched into 6 feature length sequels,

two videogames,

and one super fun rollercoaster!

When two strangers wake up in your typical Taco Bell bathroom

the only way out is to patiently use the various saws,

slabs,

and guns to weaken their chains until they' re able to break free.

But instead of the obvious, prepare for 100 minutes of

reminiscing,

"I don't remember how I got here."

playing catch,

and dramatically reaching for stuff.

"My family needs me!"

Almost...have another...idea...

Nope!

Tremble before the Jigsaw killer,

a psychopath who combines the traps of Wile E. Coyote

with the terrifying puppetry of Jeff Dunham.

"Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game."

Come, saw, and conquer the first in a long line of cheaply made gornos, featuring

the claustrophobia of being trapped in a room

because there wasn't the budget for more locations,

the panic of the fast-paced editing

because there wasn't the budget for better effects,

and the cringe-factor of watching the movie' s screenwriter try to act

"You could be the one who put me in this room!"

"The same thing happened to me, see!"

"Lawrence, calm down! There must be a way out of this!"

because there wasn't the budget for professional actors.

So settle in for the one that started it all,

full of cool, well thought out traps

that the sequels turn into complete parodies of themselves.

"You must press both buttons at once in the box before you. However, in doing so, you

will give a sacrifice of your own. Two can live, four will die --"

Ugh, what the f*** is this guy talking about?

And horrific violence happening off-screen

that the sequels turn into the star of the franchise.

Who watches this stuff?!

Go to starring, go to starring!

Starring...

Kristen Bell

Robin Hood: Man in Chain

Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)

Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

Rush Hour

This Guy

The Bad Guy From Lost

I Think She's On Parenthood?

Filth

and Cher

Saw 1: You've Saw Them All

Hey, at least it's not a found footage movie!