Name: スノビー氏Douchey - Ep.6 (Snobby Mr. Douchey - Ep: 6)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:20:38.000Z
Duration: 2 min 53 s
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Lizzie: As any of you who watched my last video with  Jane already know, I recently had the absolute

pleasure of meeting Bing Lee's friend and house guest,  William Darcy.

It was more of a grotesque, nauseating, run the other  way as if your life depended on it pleasure.

Darcy is so obnoxious, I can't tell if I like Bing Lee now, or if he just seems awesome by comparison.

Darcy's boring, stuffy, unbelievably rude.  He thinks he's too good for us "common folk."

But he's handsome! And rich! Even richer than Bing Lee! Oh, dilemma, dilemma!

But you want to know what the coup de grace is?

My name is Lizzie Bennet and William Darcy is a snob.

"Snobby Mr. Douchey" Written by Rachel Kiley

I just can't properly express what an infuriating douchebag this guy is.

Just because you're rich and heir to some kind of entertainment  empire does not mean you're better than everyone else.

He probably uses his money to lounge around all day in five  thousand dollar boxers watching BBC miniseries with people he

pays to be his friends since no sane human  being could ever actually put up with him.

I do things with my life. I read. Study. I play tennis.

Whatever. And since I'm all about the drama… Lydia!

Lydia: I'm not ready yet! Lizzie: Oh come on! Get your ass out here.

Lydia: This dance is super slammin'! So is that Jane Bennet.

Are there any hot chicks that you'd like to  slip your man-banana into, Darcy my homie?

I hate dancing. It's a waste of time.  Like saying nice things to people.

Many of these people seem to be enjoying  popular music unironically.

Besides, none of these girls stand up to my ridiculous standards.

I know she's not that great looking, but you could do worse.

I bet she could use a good sexcapade. She probably hasn't  gotten laid in years, and those are the freaky ones.

Lizzie: You found the only pretty girl at this wedding.

Lydia: Yeah. On second thought, Lizzie Bennet is kind of a dog. No wonder she's perpetually single.

You'd be better off hooking up with her younger,  sexier sister, Lydia. Now she's a catch.

William Darcy? Total snob. In a somewhat true to life portrayal.

Lydia: 'Cause I'm all about the true to life, bitches!

You want the real story? You ask the Ly-dee-yahhh.