Hourei Facial Lift Bra

- Okay - Uh huh

- It's a bra for your face, obviously.

- Looks right

- Does it look cute?

- Actually yeah - (laughs)

- Feels super natural it's like nothings on my face at all

- Oh I don't...

I feel pain.

- (laughs) Yeah I know.

- And now it says the third step

is to do something like this.

(laughing)

- It's like trying to contour your face differently.

- It left an imprint on my face, I feel, so it did something

- Yeah but like, a punch in the face does that too.

Facewaver Sag Face Stretcher

- This looks terrible!

- Oh man

this is so much better than the other one.

- It looks like a baby's outfit, how it snaps.

- This looks like a baby's worst nightmare,

is what it looks like.

- Just looking at it without it on my face (laughs)

- What are we supposed to do

other than like, rob a bank or something.

- Oh you're supposed to do face stuff again.

- Ahhh - Ahhh

- Ow, I cracked my jaw.

- (groaning)

- To be clear, are we rating effectiveness

or how (beep) scary this is.

Because 10 out of 10 for both.

Omni Beauty Lift High Nose

- Wait, do these little balls go in my nostrils?

- Tighten it, so yeah that goes in.

Oh yeah you're doing it.

- Look at that, fits like a glove.

- Oh it's in there! (laughing) - I saw them going in!

- Oh I don't like this!

- Are you ready to switch it on?

- Will you do the honors?

- Here we go.

- (laughing) What?

(laughing)

- No just leave it - Oh my god

this is making my eyes water.

- Slightly...

oh okay hold on,

it's like a vibrator for your nose, that's all it is.

(laughing)

- Oh what the hell.

- (laughing) He broke it.

MTG Facia Fitness PAO 7

(lauging)

- This is essentially a shake weight for your mouth.

- Shake your head up and down

to swing the weights on both sides,

it is recommended to exercise directly in front of a mirror.

- Ugh, ugh no.

Oh god.

You look like an idiot (laughing)

- Don't (laughing) don't.

- I don't know what to say about this one

because it is unlike anything I've ever done.

- He can't stop putting it in his mouth though.

(grunting)

- From the inner ear to the chin (laughing)

- No I can't do it, it's too stupid.

- The Japanese are dreamers

and I love that about them and I'd like to visit them.

- And not just dreamers,

I mean they execute, anyone could say I'm

going to invent this flying

face mechanism thing.

- But they deliver.

- They actually do it.

- For the people who use this stuff though

I would just say don't, you don't have to you know

accept who you are, be comfortable in who you are.

- Love your cheeks, don't constrict your face,

you don't need a nose vibrator and stop wagging your mouth.