How'd he do it?

Well...he took this gun, and he--

-HOLY SHIT! -WHAT THE BITCH?!

-WHO DOES THAT?! -THAT WAS SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!

What the hell's happened here?!

He shot himself!

How'd that happen?!

He just took this gun and he--

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

He was 17 years from retirement.

-We heard gunshots, is everyone alright? -What's going on?!

-OH GOD! -WHAT HAPPENED?!

-Well, they keep taking this gun and-- -NO NO NO NO!

SON OF A BITCH!

Well, thanks to you, I didn't hear what he said!

Oh, it's really simple. He picked up the gun, put it to his head.

-OH! -AAAARRRGGGHHH!!

Oh no! My twin brother!

Where did you come from?!

-What ha-- -No! No! Don't ask him!

[whispers] What...happened?

[whispers] Well, you see...he picked up the gun...

-...like this. -Okay.

-...like this. -Okay.

-Put the gun to his head... -With a pillow?

-...like this... -Okay.

-...then he pulled the trigger-- -OHHHH! OOOOHHHHHH!

OH MY GAWD!!

-Oh no! MY twin brother! -Why are so many of you twins?!

[Both]: Nepotism!

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

-So what happened? -Well, he picked up the gun...

...and then he put it to his--

No, that's not right, he--

I hate this job.

Please...please don't ask...

Wwwwhhhhaaaaaaat

-Haaaaaapppeeeeeeennnnnneeeedddd???!!! -AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

What happened to Daddy?

Well, honey!