字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - So what do you want to do after high school? - Well, I definitely want to stay in California, and my first choice school would be Stanford. USC is way up on there too! - What are you going to do after college? - (sighs) I have no idea. - High School You - College You - High School You vs. College You - High School Punctuality. - Oh no! I can't be late again or I'll get detention! What time it is? - It's 7:58. You've got a couple minutes. - (sighs) Thank God! - College Punctuality. - It is 12:30, sir! You are late! - (laughs) This course is an elective. - High School Angst. - Everyone else here is so stupid. God, I can't wait to get out of this school. - College Angst. - (sighs) Everyone else here is so smart. Asian excellence means nothing in college. - High School Crushes. - (sighs) I love you. - College Crushes. - Hey, Allison! - Oh hi! - How's it going? - High School Drinking. - Guys, got this from my older brother. - College Drinking. - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Whoa! - Get wasted! - High School Meals. - Are you going to eat all of this for lunch? - Yeah, my mom made it. - College Meals. - Is that all you're going to eat for lunch today? - Yeah, it was like ten cents. - High School Parents. - You can't tell me what to do. No, you shut up! Okay, whatever. Bye! - Who are you talking to? - (sighs) My mom! She's the worst. - College Parents. - Alright, I'll call you as much as I can. Okay, love you too. Bye! - Your mom sounds so cute. - I know. She's the best. I miss her so much. - High School Homework. - Hey, you want to get lunch? - Do you not want me to get into a good school? - College Homework. - Do you want to get lunch? - Umm, yeah, for sure! - High School Fitness. - (sighs) Screw gym class. - College Fitness. - (sighs) Why is everyone here so hot? Jesus! Alright, I'm going to do some push-ups. - High School Friends. - You know, you are the only person that gets me. - Awww, Eugene! Thanks! You're so sweet. - College Friends. - But it's required credit. We have to take it. - I'll take it next semester. - I know. But I feel like-- - Post-College - Did you ever talk to Allison? - Yeah, I finally talked to her. - You two are so embarrassing. - Shut-up! You're like what? Almost thirty? - (chuckles) That's like ancient! - I am not that old, excuse me. Hello, respect your elders. - Just ignore him. - Whoa! Listen to me. - God, I was suck a dick! And an ass! - They stand up that way. - No, my hair is not that tall.