- [ attendant ] hey ! - Yeah, but that part about lighting farts is bullshit.

You can't do that. [ muffled ] yeah, you can.

No way ! [ muffled ] yes, you can !

Okay, kenny, I'll bet you $100 you can't light a fart on fire.

[ muffled reply ]

- [ poot ] - [ kenny giggling ]

- [ screaming ] - holy shit, dude !

Oh, my god !

Oh, shit ! Oh, shit !

Help ! Somebody do something !

This stick is on fire !

[ gasps ]

[ kenny screaming, muffled ]

Oh, my god ! You killed kenny ! You bastard !

I guess you can light a fart on fire.

[ nurse ] over here, doctor !

- Load that I.V. With 70 ccs of sodium pentothol. - We just called the parents.

Now our moms are gonna find out we went to the terrance and phillip movie again.

Vacuum ! Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus !

- Dude ! - No, that doesn't go there !

[ screaming ]

Ohh ! Gross, that's stan ! Sick !

[ nurse ] watch his liver ! I'll get it !

- [ continues screaming ] - we have precious little time left !

- We're gonna lose him soon ! - Doctor, his heart's stopped !

Let's get it out of there ! We need to zap this, quick !

Who's making a potato ?

My bad, sir. I missed lunch.

Damn it, I'm not gonna lose this kid !

[ doctor ] close him up. We've done all we can. The rest is up to god.

Kenny ? Kenny, can you hear me ? [ muffled ] holy shit, dude.

- How are you feeling, son ? - [ muffled reply ]

Great. Son, I have some bad news.

We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have three seconds to live.

- [ muffled ] what ? - Fucking weak, dude !

Oh, my god. They killed kenny !

You bastards !

Damn it ! It never gets any easier !

♪ [ whistling ]

I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.

Cartman, it's not your fault.

No, I know. I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.

Oh, that's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck !