FELICIA: I'm here at the Third Street Dance Studio with my

friend, Kevin.

KEVIN: Hello, Felicia.

FELICIA: Hello.

KEVIN: I see that you have a poodle skirt.

FELICIA: Yeah, where's your poodle skirt?

KEVIN: I forgot it.

I know, I left it at home.

Next time.

FELICIA: Or your 8-bit bow.

KEVIN: Or the 8-bit bow.

I like your 8-bit bow, too.

FELICIA: Yay.

KEVIN: Yay.

We're robots.

FELICIA: OK.

KEVIN: We're going to go dance.

FELICIA: So this is Larisa, and she's going to be our

swing instructor today.

So is there a potential to be injured here?

Is Kevin going to injure me?

LARISA: No, of course not.

So let's start with our feet about shoulder width apart.

FELICIA: I have a problem with my rights and my lefts.

I'm just going to establish that right now.

I just have to go like this in my head.

LARISA: But Kevin's going to take care of you.

KEVIN: I'll take care of you.

FELICIA: Is this a chauvinist dance?

Because--

LARISA: You know, it is the one place in the world that he

is allowed to be in control.

So--

KEVIN: Whoa.

LARISA: But this is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

We get to relax.

KEVIN: Whoa, power position right now.

FELICIA: I don't know if I like this.

Can I learn the man part?

KEVIN: She can't be a man.

She has a poodle skirt on.

LARISA: I think you'll find the submission actually kind

of a good thing.

I know that sounds weird.

FELICIA: What the hell?

KEVIN: Just do it.

FELICIA: That is not going to ever earn you a lady vagina.

LARISA: OK.

Slow, slow, a quick, quick, slow, slow, quick, quick.

How easy, right?

KEVIN: How easy.

LARISA: Whoa.

KEVIN: Wait--

FELICIA: He did it wrong!

He did it wrong!

LARISA: No finger pointing here!

KEVIN: No finger pointing here!

We're a team, and if she doesn't get

it then I push her.

LARISA: Well, yeah, actually.

FELICIA: What?

Wait, what?

KEVIN: We're rotating.

FELICIA: I have a tendency to lead.

KEVIN: Too bad.

FELICIA: I need you to submit.

KEVIN: Too bad, you're submitting right now.

FELICIA: I'm not submitting!

KEVIN: Slow!

Ah!

No, don't hurt me.

LARISA: Should we be switching roles now?

KEVIN: I am the man!

FELICIA: Ow!

LARISA: So don't forget we're in a swing class, hence the

poodle skirt.

So we're back to a closed position.

KEVIN: Hey, let me--

I'll make sure she does--

FELICIA: I don't think by myself.

I'm a submissive soda can, Kevin.

LARISA: And then back with the left foot and

tap with the right.

This routine--

FELICIA: Oh, this is the Charleston.

My mom taught me this.

LARISA: And a forward, forward, and kick and back and

tap, and forward and kick and back and tap.

Good.

So now--

KEVIN: What just happened?

FELICIA: I got excited!

LARISA: And a slow, slow--

FELICIA: Oh, I was waiting for you!

KEVIN: What are you doing?

Let me do this!

FELICIA: This is me at 90.

LARISA: So I'm just going to count for you.

Here we go.

So ready--

He's going to--

KEVIN: Hey I didn't turn you!

FELICIA: [BEEP]

LARISA: I'm going to show you what to do, and then I'm going

to tell you what the name of this is after.

So you want to be flat as a board and go all the way down.

You're right knee's bent.

FELICIA: What?

Like that?

LARISA: Here.

FELICIA: I don't trust this at all.

Like basically like--

LARISA: Whoa!

Whoa!

And pull her up.

FELICIA: I dropped my butt.

LARISA: Over!

Over over!

KEVIN: I forgot to step.

LARISA: Ah!

I'll help you up.

FELICIA: Thank you!

He's like screw her!

LARISA: Step over with your left leg, pull her up on the

other side.

Pop.

KEVIN: Whoa

LARISA: Done!

Now we tell you the name of it.

FELICIA: What is it called?

LARISA: Death drop.

KEVIN: Death drop!

LARISA: So are you guys ready for your finale?

FELICIA: Yes.

KEVIN: Yes.

LARISA: Maybe we can kind of keep Kevin just the cool guy.

FELICIA: Here we go.

Hey cool man.

KEVIN: Hey, doll.

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]

LARISA: That was pretty good.

FELICIA: Thank you very much.

That was like the funnest thing I have

done in quite a while.

KEVIN: That's the biggest workout

I've gotten in a while.

FELICIA: It was a learning lesson to let the man lead.

KEVIN: I know.

Did you learn something from that?

FELICIA: I don't think it transfers to real life at all.

So OK, bye.

[MUSIC PLAYING]