[cheers and applause]

HE'S OUR VERY FAVORITE GUEST DJ,

ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE,"

"STEP UP" MOVIES, ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY DAY--

WHICH I HOPE YOU DO, AND IF YOU DON'T,

HOW DARE YOU.

[laughter]

BUT IF YOU WATCHED YESTERDAY,

YOU'D KNOW WHY I'M STANDING HERE WITH TWITCH.

BECAUSE WE ARE ENGAGED.

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

NO, IT'S BECAUSE YESTERDAY, TWITCH ANNOUNCED

THAT HE GOT CAST IN THE SEQUEL TO "MAGIC MIKE."

SO HE WILL BE IN THE SEQUEL--

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THE BAD NEWS IS--

TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TODAY,

'CAUSE YOU START NEXT WEEK.

- I HAVE TO BE WAXED FROM NECK TO TOE.

[cheers and applause]

- WAXED.

THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

- THE WHOLE, LIKE--

LIKE, THE WHOLE...

- THE WHOLE...

[laughter]

THING. - THING, RIGHT.

- RIGHT. - YEAH.

- SO YEAH. - YEAH.

- AND I SAID I WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU,

AND I MEANT IT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD BE THERE

FOR YOU TOO, SO...

[cheers and applause]

WE ARE GONNA WAX YOU ON THE SHOW TODAY.

[cheers and applause]

- [laughing]

- YOU POOR GUY.

LIKE, IN A FEW MINUTES.

I'M GONNA CALL HER OUT IN A SECOND, BUT--

THE WORST PART ABOUT IT, REALLY--

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE.

- I'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE. - OKAY.

SO YOU'RE PROBABLY-- IT'S THE ANTICIPATION.

THAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT IT.

SO I'M NOT GONNA DRAG IT OUT. - OKAY.

- BECAUSE FOR ME TO TALK LONGER THAN I NEED TO TALK

IS NOT GONNA HELP YOU AT ALL,

BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE NERVOUS

AND YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AND EVERYTHING--

IT'S GONNA HURT.

I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE.

OKAY, ON BEHALF OF THE LADIES

AND SOME OF THE GUYS OUT THERE,

PLEASE TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

[cheers and applause]

AND YOUR PANTS.

AND YOUR PANTS. - YEAH, YEAH.

[cheers and applause]

AND YOUR UNDERWEAR.

- [laughs]

both: NO. - ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, SO I CALLED A SPECIALIST,

'CAUSE YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

RIGHT? - YES.

- SO THIS IS THE BEST WAXER THAT I COULD FIND.

HER SPECIALTY IS CARS, BUT STILL,

I THINK THAT--

[laughter]

I MEAN, IF SHE'S WAXED A CAR, I MEAN...

SHE'S FROM A GREAT SPA HERE.

IT'S CALLED OLE HENRIKSEN,

AND HER NAME IS BREANN.

COME ON OUT, BREANN.

BREANN, THIS IS TWITCH. - HI, TWITCH.

- HI, HEY. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

- OKAY, SHOULD HE LAY ON HIS STOMACH OR HIS BACK?

- LET'S DO--YOUR BACK. LET'S LAY ON YOUR BACK.

- LAY ON YOUR BACK. OKAY.

NOW, THIS REALLY IS-- THIS IS FOR REAL, OBVIOUSLY.

HE'S GETTING WAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

AND--

YOU GOT A LITTLE THING ABOUT YOUR FEET.

YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE FOOTIES ON.

- YEAH, I DON'T DO THE BARE FEET.

- OH, I SEE. I SEE. - I GOT TO HAVE SOME COMFORT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WE--TAKE A LOOK.

SEE WHAT YOU THINK.

HOW MUCH TIME-- BECAUSE WE PAY YOU BY THE HOUR.

WHAT DO YOU ESTIMATE TIME-WISE?

HE'S SHAKING.

I KNOW YOU.

I KNOW YOU SO WELL,

AND YOU'RE SO AMAZING,

AND YET, THIS IS SCARY TO YOU.

- IT'S JUST-- THIS HAIR HAS BEEN WITH ME

SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT HERE.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM-- I COULD JUST PULL SOME OF THAT.

[laughter]

SO LET'S-- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START?

I THINK THIS HAIRIEST PART--

- I THINK WE SHOULD DO--

- BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE HERE FOR THE WORST PART--

WELL, THERE'S THAT.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

- WE SHOULD START WITH THE LEG, RIGHT?

- I THINK SO. - ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN FIRST.

DO YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR PAIN?

- I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN.

- ANDY?

[cheers and applause]

- OH, MY GOD.

CHEERS.

- IS THAT ENOUGH, OR DO YOU WANT--

OKAY.

[laughs] - I'LL TAKE THE REST AFTERWARDS.

- OKAY, TAKE THE REST, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA START HERE.

I'M GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND. - JUST LIKE--YEAH.

- YEAH, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- LOOK AT ME. - OKAY.

NOW, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE, LIKE, THE "ONE, TWO, THREE, GO"?

- I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE. - OKAY.

AND THEN WHAT?

[laughter]

LIKE, "ONE, TWO"-- WOW, THAT'S WARM.

THAT IS SO WARM. - THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S--IT'S REALLY GOOD. - OH, MY GOSH.

THAT IS SO WARM. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

THINK OF-- YOUR WIFE HAD A BABY.

- SHE SURE DID. - WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- YOU WIFE HAD A BABY COME OUT OF HER.

- THAT'S SO TRUE. - SO THIS IS NOTHING.

- OH, MY GOD. - OKAY?

- OH, MY GOD. - ALL RIGHT.

- YEAH. - READY?

- YOU READY? - ARE YOU READY?

- [stammering] YES, YES, YES.

- OKAY. - I MIGHT CURSE AT YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

- OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

I'M TRYING NOT TO BITE YOUR HAND OFF.

- YEAH, I KNOW. - OH, MY GOD.

I SEE THAT. - OH.

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

IS THAT NOT IT? IS THAT--IS IT--

OH, MY GOD.

[laughter]

OH, SHE JUST KEEPS GOING.

[cheers and applause]

OH, MY GOD.

- ISN'T THAT DISGUSTING? - THAT IS GROSS.

- THAT'S GROSS. GET THAT OFF OF--

- AND IT'S JUST THAT-- LIKE, THAT'S IT?

- IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.

- THAT ONE LITTLE TINY SECTION.

- THAT-- OH, MY GOD.

- OKAY, SO--

- OH, MY GOD.

[laughter]

- IT HURTS, RIGHT? - OH.

- YEAH. BREANN IS THE BEST.

CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING IT DONE BY SOMEBODY

WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

- YEAH, TOTALLY. THAT IS SO WARM.

- BUT, YEAH.

- [exhales tensely]

- SHE'S FAST TOO, SO THAT'S GOOD.

- SO THIS'LL PROBABLY FEEL, LIKE,

THE SAME AS THAT LAST ONE, RIGHT?

- BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

- YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH.

IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT FOR THE--

- OOH. OOH! YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!

YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!

[groans]

OH, GOD, IT JUST--

[groans]

OH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN-- YOU'RE NOT EVEN--

[groans]

OH, GOD.

WHOO. - [laughing]

WHOO.

both: WHOO. WHOO.

- [laughing]

[cheers and applause]

- ALL RIGHT.

- THAT IS SMOOTH THOUGH. IT'S VERY SMOOTH.

- ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, I HAVE TO START A SHOW,

BUT I AM GONNA SEND YOU BACK THERE.

WE'RE GONNA--SHE'S GONNA FINISH YOU BACK THERE COMPLETELY.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CAMERA, SO WE'LL KEEP WATCHING YOU.

- WE'RE GONNA DO HEAD TO TOE.

- HEAD TO TOE. - WHOO.

- EVERYTHING. THIS IS FOR "MAGIC MIKE."

YOU'RE GONNA BE IN "MAGIC MIKE." - YES.

- THAT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. - YES, I AM.