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  • ♪ (punk rock music) ♪

  • (announcer) "Epic Rap Battles of History!"

  • - Aw, yes! - Yes!

  • (announcer) Darth Vader...

  • - Yes. - (announcer) Versus...

  • - Adolf Hitler! - Oh, my...

  • - (announcer) Begin! - ♪ I am Adolf Hitler

  • Commander of the Third Reich

  • Little known fact

  • - ♪ (sings along) ♪ - ♪ Also dope on the mic

  • You are Vader

  • - ♪ With your little boots and cape ♪ - ♪ (sings along) ♪

  • And helmet to cover up

  • - ♪ That burnt-ass face ♪ - (laughs)

  • You can't rhyme against

  • The dark side of the force

  • - ♪ Why even bother? ♪ - (snickers)

  • So many dudes been with your mom

  • - ♪ Who even knows if I'm your father? ♪ - (laughs)

  • - ♪ You're a pissed off little prick ♪ - That's a burn.

  • With a Napoleon dick

  • You call that a mustache? ♪

  • ♪ I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip

  • These guys can spit. (chuckles) Spittin' straight fire.

  • Here, step in my shower

  • (laughing) Oh, my God!

  • - (chuckles) - ♪ What's your lightsaber versus a ♪

  • Clan of all your white neighbors? ♪

  • (Vader breathes) ♪ Suck my robot balls

  • I think Hitler would take him in a fight.

  • We'll call my homeboy in Isreal

  • - ♪ See who got the last laugh ♪ - (laughs)

  • (announcer) Who won? Who's next?

  • - (recites along) - You decide.

  • - "Epic Rap Battles of History!" - (chuckles)

  • (FineBros) Who would you say won the rap battle?

  • Darth Vader.

  • - Vader. - Vader.

  • - Hitler. - Hitler.

  • I don't want Hitler to win, so Darth Vader.

  • - I think Vader won. - Darth Vader won.

  • Darth Vader won.

  • Vader, 'cause Hitler just took it way too far.

  • I think Hitler won that one.

  • Only time I'll ever support Hitler in anything.

  • (announcer shouting) "Epic Rap Battles of History!"

  • Bill Gates versus...

  • - ♪ Let me just step right in ♪ - (gasps) Steve Jobs!

  • - I've watched all of these. - ♪ ...500 'fore you kissed a girl

  • ♪ I'm a pimp, you're a nerd

  • ♪ I'm slick, you're cheesy

  • Beating you is Apple II easy

  • ♪ I need a bring up some basic (bleep) ♪

  • Why'd you name your company

  • After your dick? ♪

  • - ♪ You blow, Jobs ♪ - (laughs)

  • "Microsoft." (laughs)

  • ♪ I give away your net worth

  • To AIDS research

  • Combine all your little toys

  • - ♪ And I still crush that ♪ - (snickers)

  • iPhone, iPad

  • - ♪ iPwn, iSmack ♪ - Oh. (chuckles)

  • - ♪ I tripled the profits on a PC ♪ - (laughs)

  • This is Mac versus PC, watch every single comment.

  • "I'm a Mac." "I'm a PC."

  • Oh, gosh, these videos are so great.

  • Now excuse me

  • While I turn heaven a profit

  • Steve Jobs is such a boss. I mean, it sucks he died.

  • Die then

  • The whole world loved you

  • But you were my friend

  • ♪ I'm alone now

  • With nothing but power and time

  • Bill Gates sounds so needy.

  • Now there's no one can stop me

  • The world is mine

  • ♪ I'm sorry, Bill

  • ♪ I'm afraid I can't let you do that

  • This just got real creepy.

  • - ♪ Nothing you can do can stop it ♪ - What is that?

  • It's from "2001: A Space Odyssey."

  • When I guide the rocket? ♪

  • ♪ I think different from the engine

  • Of the days of old

  • Hasta la vista

  • Like the Terminator told ya

  • (announcer) Who won?

  • Don't even ask me. (laughing) Don't even ask me.

  • (FineBros) Who won? Bill Gates or Steve Jobs?

  • That one definitely goes to Steve Jobs.

  • Steve Jobs took it.

  • - Steve Jobs. - Bill Gates.

  • - Bill Gates. - Steve Jobs.

  • - Steve Jobs. - Jobs.

  • Steve Jobs won that one, hands down.

  • I use Mac, but I like PC,

  • so it's kind of torn.

  • Oh, I would love to work for both of those companies.

  • I don't feel comfortable answering that question.

  • (announcer shouting) "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY"!

  • Who does the intro of this?

  • - (announcer) Skrillex! - I love Skrillex!

  • (announcer) Mozart!

  • I'm into Mozart; I don't even like dubstep.

  • Welcome to the devil's den

  • ♪ I'm a scary monster

  • - ♪ Stomping this sprite in frilly pants ♪ - He talks?

  • - Just go away, Skrillex. Just go. - ♪ I'm the A-list

  • You're the lamest

  • Kiss my ass

  • ♪ A-A-A-A-Amadeus

  • Was that a verse

  • Or did you just get the hiccups? ♪

  • - ♪ I'm a prodigy Sonny ♪ - Oh, that's great!

  • - This is gonna be a hard one. - ♪ ...world's greatest composer

  • No one knows what you are

  • Except a lonely little troll

  • Who knows how to press a spacebar

  • - Oh! - ♪ I attack

  • You decay

  • Can't sustain my releases

  • Sidechain Wolfgang

  • Bangarang you to pieces

  • ♪ I'm a self made man ♪ - Oh, my God.

  • You're a slave to your papa

  • ♪ I'm a rock star

  • Mix you with the bass and

  • - ♪ Drop ya ♪ - Ha.

  • And see I've transcribed it here

  • I actually love this beat. It's so good.

  • What kind of drugs does it take

  • To enjoy this? ♪

  • ♪ I've no idea

  • - Ecstasy. - ♪ I've seen more complexity

  • In a couch from IKEA

  • - ♪ Why don't you put down your cubase ♪ - (laughs)

  • Leave him dirty.

  • ♪ I rocked harder than you

  • - ♪ When I was five years old ♪ - You tell him.

  • - (announcer) Who won? - It's so clever.

  • It's like a simple idea, but no one would've thought of it.

  • Well, except him.

  • - (announcer) OF HISTORY! - (mouths along)

  • Buh-der, buh-der!

  • (FineBros) Who won that one?

  • - Mozart. - Mozart.

  • I'm not a fan of the classical music.

  • - Mozart. - Mozart.

  • - Mozart. - I take Mozart.

  • - Mozart won. - Mozart won that one.

  • Tied, they're even.

  • Mozart, because dubstep sucks.

  • So happy you guys did that. So happy!

  • ♪ (punk rock music) ♪

  • (FineBros) So, what were those videos?

  • Those were the "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!"

  • "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!"

  • "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!" (chuckles)

  • - (FineBros) Have you seen them before? - I have.

  • Only the Steve Jobs one.

  • Yeah. (laughs)

  • I have seen them before. I love them.

  • Yes! I've been watching it for so long.

  • One of my friends is a huge fan.

  • Memorizes them, and then sings them in class, and he's like,

  • "Has everyone seen the new 'Epic Rap Battles of History'?"

  • I'm like, "No. I'm sorry. I have to study."

  • (FineBros) Do you think this is a good concept?

  • Rap battles of history?

  • I think so, because nobody's ever thought of it before,

  • and obviously, rap battles are a big thing everywhere.

  • Yeah, I mean, it's so creative.

  • Normally, when you hear about these important people,

  • you read them in a book or something.

  • Like, oh, they're boring. I read about them.