It was horrible, like always

I hate when that happens

Why can't there be an easier way to meet people?

Have you not tried online dating?

You should really give it a try

You know, my parents met on Tinder.

Come on don't be shy, give it a try

I bet you'll find the reason

why so many people like you

use online dating to make their dreams come true

Fair you may be scared, but don't dispair

You'll soon ensnare a perfect pairing that you've wanted for years

It's time to get on

and let go of your fears

If you only give it an honest chance

You will not regret it, for true romance

It's bound to find its way into your arms

Come on don't be shy, give it a try

I know you'll find the reason why

so many people like you

use online dating to make their dreams come true

But how do I choose which site I should use?

It depends on what you're looking for

A friend, a fling, or something more

With all these sites you won't get stuck

Use Tinder if you wanna... find it fast

Or take it slow, eHarmony's the way to go

With scientific questionnaires

That match you into perfect pairs Use OkCupid

if you're gay then Grindr'll help you on your way

Use Zoosk or Match or ChristianMingle

JDate, Scout, you won't be single!

Online Dating is the way to go

And there's always Craigslist! :)

I will not be shy, I'm gonna try

I bet I'll find the reason

Why so many people like me

Use online dating to help them find their dream

Fair, I may be scared, I won't despair

I'll soon ensnare the perfect

pairing that I've wanted for years

It's time to get on and let go of my fears

If you only give it an honest chance

You will not regret it

for true romance is

Just around the bend

my loneliness will end

It's more than just a trend

A new way to make friends

A perfect way to finally help me find

Romance

Online