Name: Dumb Americans｜ジョージ・カーリン｜Life Is Worth Losing (2005) (Dumb Americans | George Carlin | Life Is Worth Losing (2005))
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様態の副詞

But say what you want about America land of the free home the brave we got some dumb-ass motherfuckers floating around this country dumb-ass motherfuckers Now obviously that doesn't include this audience I understand that You seem intelligent and perceptive, but the rest of them.

しかし、自由の国アメリカ、勇者の国アメリカについて何を言おうが勝手だ。

程度の副詞

Holy jump and fucking shit balls Dumber than a second coat of paint And this ain't just ranting and raving this ain't just blowing off steam I got a little evidence to support my claim.

"ホーリージャンプ "と "クソボール""ペンキの二度塗りより間抜け""これはただの暴言や戯言じゃない""単なるストレス発散でもない""俺の主張を裏付ける証拠が少しあるんだ

法助動詞 B1

It just seems to me seems to me That only a really low IQ population could have taken this beautiful continent this Magnificent American landscape that we inherited well, actually we stole it from the Mexicans and Indians, but Hey, it was nice when we stole it It looked pretty good.

この美しい大陸、この壮大なアメリカの風景を奪ったのは、本当にIQの低い人々だけだと私には思える。

It was pristine paradise Have you seen it lately?

手付かずのパラダイスだった。 最近、ご覧になりましたか？

最近、よくご覧になりましたか？

It's fucking embarrassing only a nation of unenlightened half-wits Could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today a shopping mall a big fucking shopping mall You know that That's all you got that's all you've got here folks mile after mile of mall after mall many many malls Major malls and many malls they put the many malls in between the major malls and in between the many malls They put the mini-marts and in between the mini-marts You got the car lots gas stations muffler shops laundromats cheap hotels fast-food joints strip clubs and dirty bookstores America the beautiful one big transcontinental commercial cesspool and how do the people feel about all this?

この美しい場所をショッピングモールに 変えてしまったのは......愚かな国民だけだ......クソ恥ずかしい話だ......。ガソリンスタンド、マフラーショップ、コインランドリー、安ホテル、ファーストフード店、ストリップクラブ、汚い本屋......アメリカは美しい大陸横断商業の巣窟だ。

How do the people feel about living in a coast-to-coast shopping mall?

沿岸から沿岸までのショッピングモールに住むことを、人々はどう感じているのだろうか？

Well, they think it's just fucking dandy They think it is cool as can be because Americans love the mall they love the mall That's where they get to satisfy their two most prominent addictions at the same time shopping and eating Millions of semi-conscious Americans day after day shuffling through the malls Shopping and eating especially eating Americans love to eat They are they are fatally attracted to the slow death of fast food Hot dogs corn dogs triple bacon cheeseburgers deep-fried butter dip in pork fat and cheese whiz mayonnaise soaked barbecue mozzarella patty melts Americans will eat anything anything anything if you were selling sauteed raccoons assholes on a stick Americans would buy them and eat them especially if you dipped them in butter and put a little salsa on them This country is big time pig time forget the bald eagle you know what the national emblem of this country ought to be a big bowl of macaroni and cheese a Big bowl because everything in this country is king-size king-size extra-large and super jumbo especially the fucking people Have you seen some of the people in this country?

まあね、アメリカ人はモールが大好きだからだ。ショッピングと食事。何百万人もの半意識下のアメリカ人が、毎日毎日、モールの中を歩き回る。揚げバター豚脂チーズホイズマヨネーズ漬けバーベキューモッツァレラパティメルト アメリカ人は何でも食べる 何でも食べる もしアライグマのケツの穴のソテーを棒に刺して売っていたら アメリカ人は買って食べるだろう 特にバターをつけてサルサを少しかけたら この国はビッグタイム 豚の時間だ ハクトウワシは忘れろ この国の国章はマカロニ・アンド・チーズのビッグボウルであるべきだ ビッグボ

Have you taken a good look at some of these big fat motherfuckers walking around big fat motherfuckers.

でっぷり太ったクソッタレどもが、でっぷり太ったクソッタレどもを歩き回っているのをよく見たことがあるかい？

Oh My god huge piles of redundant protoplasm Lumbering through the malls like a fleet of interstate buses the people in this country are immense massive bellies monstrous thighs and big fat fucking asses And if you stand there for a minute you look at one of them you look at one of them you begin to wonder How does this woman take a shit How does she shit and even more frightening how does she wipe her ass And she even locate her asshole She must require assistance our paramedics trained in this field And standing right next to her of course With a plate full of nachos and a mouthful of pie as her clueless fucking husband Joe six-pack With his monstrous swollen beer belly hanging dangerously out over his belt beer belt buckle this guy ain't seen his dick since the Nixon administration And If you stand there, and you look at the two of them you begin to wonder to yourself Do these people fuck?

この国の人々は、巨大な腹、巨大な太もも、そしてクソデブなケツをしている。ちょっと立ち止まってその中の一人を見てみると、どうやってこの女はクソをするのだろう？この女はどうやってウンコをするのだろう？さらに恐ろしいことに、どうやって尻を拭くのだろう？パックの怪物のように膨れ上がったビール腹が、ベルトのビールのバックルから危険なほど垂れ下がっている、この二人はセックスするのだろうか？

Is this man actually capable of fucking this woman it doesn't seem structurally possible That these two people could achieve penetration Maybe they're in that Cirque du Soleil or something I'm telling you the people in this country Every half of every one of them is 50 pounds overweight.

この男は本当にこの女とファックできるのだろうか......構造的に不可能に思えるんだが......この二人が挿入を成し遂げるなんて......シルク・ドゥ・ソレイユか何かに出ているのかもしれない。

They are gargantuan and in the summertime God help us In the summertime they all want to wear short pants Jesus Lord protector of all that is good and holy deliver me from fat people in short pants They all got short pants big bellies fat thighs and dumb kids short pants big bellies fat thighs and dumb kids Everyone's got two dumb-ass kids with them and the whole family is wearing t-shirts and everyone's got the same t-shirt.

彼らは巨大で、夏には神が私たちを助けてくださる 夏には彼らは皆、半ズボンをはきたがる 善と聖のすべての守護者であるイエス様が、半ズボンをはいた太った人々から私を救い出してくださる 皆、半ズボンをはいた大きなお腹、太ももの太った馬鹿な子供たち 半ズボンをはいた大きなお腹、太ももの太った馬鹿な子供たち 皆、二人の馬鹿な子供を連れていて、家族全員がTシャツを着ていて、皆、同じTシャツを着ている。

I'm with stupid Apparently in this country the stupids are an extended family And besides wearing them t-shirts everyone in the family's got on a backpack They got a backpack strapped to their back so they can carry around lots of stupid shit And the reason they got to carry their stupid shit strapped to their backs is because their hands must remain free at all times to hold food And to get that food up to the mouth where it gets shoveled in with all the rest of the disgusting shit they ate that day and Another reason for the backpacks is these people are gonna buy even more stupid shit.

どうやらこの国では、バカは親戚のようなものらしい。リュックサックを背中に背負い、バカげたクソをたくさん持ち歩く。なぜバカげたクソを背中に背負うかというと、食べ物を持つために両手は常に自由でなければならず、食べ物を口に運ぶために、その日に食べた他の不味いクソと一緒に口に突っ込まれる。

They ain't got enough stupid shit at home They just had a stupid shit sale.

家ではバカ売れしているんだ。

They gotta buy more They're gonna go out in the parking lot and stuff this stuff into the big fat ugly oversized SUV That's got plenty of room in it plenty of room in it for stupid shit and lots of room left over for these big fat ugly motherfuckers to get them home Stopping of course for jelly roll and fried dough These people these people are efficient professional compulsive consumers.

駐車場に出て、でっぷり太った醜い特大SUVにこれを詰め込んで、バカバカしいクソのためのスペースはたっぷりあるし、このでっぷり太った醜いクソ野郎たちが家に帰るためのスペースもたっぷり残っている。

It's their civic duty Consumption, it's the new national pastime fuck baseball.

それは彼らの市民としての義務であり、新しい国民的娯楽なのだ。

It's consumption the only true lasting American value That's left buying things Buying things people spending money.

それが消費であり、それが唯一残された真の永続的なアメリカの価値観だ。

They don't need money They don't have on things They don't need so they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18% interest on something that cost 1250 and they didn't like it when they got at home anyway, not too bright folks not too fucking bright But if you talk to one of them about this if you isolate one of them you sit him down Rationally you talk to him about the low IQs and the dumb behavior and the bad decisions right away They start talking about education.

彼らはお金を必要としない 必要でないものには手をつけない だからクレジットカードを限度額まで使い、1250ドルもするものに18％の利子を払いながら余生を過ごすのだ 家に帰ったら、とにかくそれが嫌なのだ あまり聡明ではない人々 あまりクソ聡明ではない しかし、もしあなたがこのことについて彼らの一人と話すなら もしあなたが彼らの一人を孤立させるなら 彼を座らせ、理性的にIQの低さ、間抜けな行動、間違った決断について話すと すぐに彼らは教育について話し始める。

That's the big answer to everything education They said we need more money for education.

それが教育に対する大きな答えだ。

We need more more books more teachers more classrooms more schools We need more testing for the kids.

もっと本が必要だ、もっと教師が必要だ、もっと教室が必要だ、もっと学校が必要だ、もっと子供たちにテストが必要だ。

You say to him Well, you know, we've tried all of that and the kids still can't pass the test.

あなたは彼にこう言うんだ......あのね、いろいろやってみたんだけど、子供たちはまだテストに合格できないんだ。

だから、その心配はないのか？

We're gonna lower the passing grades And that's what they do in a lot of these schools now They lower the passing grades so more kids can pass more kids pass the school looks good Everybody's happy the IQ of the country slips another two or three points and pretty soon All you'll need to get into college is a fucking pencil Got a pencil get the fuck in there.

合格点を下げれば、より多くの生徒が合格し、より多くの生徒が合格する。

It's physics Then everyone wonders why 17 other countries graduate more scientists than we do Education politicians know that word they use it on you Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things the flag the Bible and children.

なぜ他の17カ国は我々より多くの科学者を輩出しているのか？ 教育 政治家たちはこの言葉を知っていて、それをあなたたちに使っている。

No child left behind No child left behind.

置き去りにされた子供はいない 置き去りにされた子供はいない

Well, it wasn't long ago You were talking about giving kids a head start head start left behind.

そういえば、少し前まであなたは子供たちに頭脳的なスタートを与えようという話をしていましたね。

Someone's losing fucking ground here But there's a reason there's a reason there's a reason for this there's a reason education sucks It's the same reason that it will never ever ever be fixed.

誰かがここでクソ負けしている。でも、これには理由があるんだ。教育がクソなのも同じ理由だ。絶対に直らない。

It's never gonna get any better Don't look for it.

これ以上良くなることはない。

Be happy with what you got because the owners of this country don't want that I'm talking about the real owners now The real owners the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions Forget the politicians the politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice You don't you have no choice.

この国の所有者たちはそんなことを望んでいないのだから。本当の所有者たちとは、物事をコントロールし、重要な決定を下す大金持ちのビジネス関係者たちのことだ。政治家たちは、選択の自由があるかのように思わせるためにそこにいるのだ。

They own you they own everything They own all the important land.

彼らはあなたを所有し、すべてを所有し、すべての重要な土地を所有している。

They own and control the corporations They've long since bought and paid for the Senate the Congress the state houses and city halls They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies So they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear they got you by the balls They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying lobbying To get what they want Well, we know what they want.

彼らは企業を所有し、支配している 彼らは長い間、上院や議会を買収し、州議会や市役所を買収してきた 彼らは裁判官を後ろ盾にし、すべての大手メディア企業を所有している だから彼らは、あなたが耳にするニュースや情報のほとんどすべてを支配している 彼らはあなたの金玉をつかんでいる 彼らが望むものを得るために、毎年ロビー活動に数十億ドルを費やしている まあ、私たちは彼らが何を望んでいるか知っている。

They want more for themselves and less for everybody else But I'll tell you what they don't want.

しかし、私は彼らが何を望んでいないのかを教えてあげよう。

They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking They don't want well-informed Well-educated people capable of critical thinking they're not interested in that that doesn't help them that's against their interest.

彼らは、批判的思考ができる国民を望んでいない。十分な知識を持ち、批判的思考ができる教養ある国民を望んでいない。

That's right They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table to figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system That threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.

その通り、彼らは台所のテーブルを囲んで、30年前に海に投げ出されたシステムによって、自分たちがどれほどひどい目に遭っているかを理解できるほど賢い人間にはなってほしくないのだ。

あなたは彼らが何を望んでいるか知っている。

They want obedient workers obedient Workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours to reduce benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute You go to collect it and now they're coming for your Social Security money.

彼らは従順な労働者を求めている。従順な労働者は、機械を動かして事務処理をこなすだけなら十分に賢く、低賃金、長時間労働、手当の削減、残業の廃止、年金を受け取りに行った途端に消えてしまう年金、そして今度は社会保障費を奪いに来るという、ますますクソみたいな仕事を受動的に受け入れるだけの間抜けな人間なのだ。

彼らはあなたの退職金を狙っている。

They want it back So they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something they'll get it They'll get it all from you sooner or later because they own this fucking place.

そうすれば、ウォール街の犯罪者仲間に金をやることができる。

It's a big club and you ain't in it You and I are not in the big club.

ビッグクラブなのに、そこに入っていない。

By the way, it's the same big club They used to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe what to think and what to buy The table is tilted folks.

一日中、メディアを通じて、何を信じ、何を考え、何を買うべきかを説いている。

The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice Nobody seems to care Good honest hard-working people white collar blue collar doesn't matter what color shirt you have on good honest hard-working people Continue these are people of modest means Continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don't give a fuck about them.

ゲームは不正に操作されているのに、誰も気づいていないようだ 誰も気にしていないようだ 善良で正直な勤勉な人々 ホワイトカラー ブルーカラー シャツの色など関係ない 善良で正直な勤勉な人々 ささやかな身分の人々 彼らはどうでもいい金持ちのクソ野郎を選び続けている

They don't give a fuck about you They don't give a fuck about you.

彼らは君のことなど気にもしていない。

They don't care about you at all at all You know And nobody seems to notice nobody seems to care That's what the owners count on the fact that Americans will probably remain Willfully ignorant of the big red white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes every day Because the owners of this country know the truth.

彼らはあなたのことなどまったく気にしていない。誰も気づいていないようだし、誰も気にしていないようだ。

It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it

アメリカンドリームと呼ばれるのは、それを信じるためには眠っていなければならないからだ