Oh, come on. Take it off.

おいおい外して

No freakin' what do you say, way. Hart?

何が言いたいんだ？ ハート？

Come on, sparky. Why not?

おいでよ、スパーキー。どうして？

Because I'm not going to parade around in a swimsuit

水着でパレードするつもりはないから

Like some airhead bimbo that goes by the name of what?

何て名前をつけているのかな？

Gracie lou freebush. And all she wants is world peace.

グレイシー・ルー・フリーブッシュ彼女は世界平和を望んでいる

It wouldn't be like that.

そんなことにはならないだろう。

Come on. You'd be an important member

勘弁してくれよ君は重要なメンバーになる

Of the undercover team.

潜入捜査チームの

Yeah, right. In a thong.

（美月）そうそう...Tバックで。

Hey!

おい！

In a tasteful one piece.

味のあるワンピースで

Come on. Look, you do a few butt-shaping exercises,

勘弁してくれよ見て、お尻の形を整えるエクササイズをしてるのよ

You tighten this up, you could pull this off.

これを締め上げれば、これを引き剥がすことができる。

You know what? Pull this off.

何を知ってる？これを外してくれ

What, is it because mcdonald hates me?

マクドナルドに嫌われてるから？

He doesn't hate you.

彼はあなたを嫌っていません。

What, is it, like, a woman thing?

なんか、女の人のことかな？

Aah!

ああ！

Don't kid yourself.

騙されないでください。

Nobody thinks of you that way.

誰もそんな風に思ってないよ

Ohh!

うわあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

Agent: Ahh! She's got him, man.

捜査官ああ！ 彼女にやられた。

Ahh!

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

He's punishing me, isn't he?

彼は私を罰しているのですね。

Listen, I had to beg him to let you do this.

聞いてくれ、これをやらせてくれと懇願したんだ。

What? Yeah, that's right.

何だと？

Like it or not, you screwed up, pal.

好むと好まざるとに関わらず、お前はヘマをした。

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

座れ、座れ、座れ

Unh!

うわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Agent: Whoo!

エージェント：うっ！

This may come as a shock to you,

これはショックを受けるかもしれません。

But I've never been in a beauty pageant before.

でも、私は今まで一度も美人コンテストに出たことがありません。

I don't even own a dress.

ドレスも所有していない。

I don't even own a brush.

筆も持っていない。

Ow! Jesus! Ohh!

痛っ！何てこった！ああ！

Yaah!

ヤアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア

Which part of that is supposed to shock me?

どの辺がショックなんだ？

Aah!

ああ！

[both straining]

[両手に力を入れて]

Agent: Man, you got her.

捜査官彼女を捕まえたな

Oh, jesus.

ああ、神様。

Agent: 2 minutes.

エージェント：2分

All right. Let's suspend reality

いいだろう現実を見よう

For, like, a second

ちょっとしたことだけど

And pretend like I said yes.

イエスと言ったふりをして

I've got to do, like, everything?

何もかもやらないといけないのか？

Like the whole-- the whole big hair

全体的に...全体的に大きな髪の毛のように

And the makeup and--

メイクアップと...

Damn right.

その通りだ

The spinning, the twirling,

くるくる回って、くるくる回って。

The smiling, the cute little tap number.

微笑ましい、かわいいタップナンバー。

Ahh!

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

All right, a hundred bucks on matthews.

マシューズに100ドルだ

I don't know, man. She's got a lot of rage.

知らないよ。彼女は怒りに満ちている。

Aah!

ああ！

I'll take that bet. Ooh.

賭けてみようおう

[chokes]

[chokes]

Uhh!

ううっ！

Uhh!

ううっ！

[agents cheer]

[エージェントの歓声]

That's right, baby.

そうだよ

That's right. Yeah!

そうですね。そうなんだ！

Yeah, baby.

ああ、ベイビー

So, you're saying

ということは