ON A DAY WE'RE PLAYING A GAME CALLED "PITCH PLEASE."

ON A DAY WE'RE PLAYING A GAME CALLED "PITCH PLEASE."

I MEAN-- [laughter]

つまり...

- IT'S CRAZY. - YEAH, IT IS.

- 狂ってる- ああ そうだ

IT'S--WHAT A COINCIDENCE, RIGHT?

それは...何の事件だ？

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- ああ- ああ

YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPROV, RIGHT?

YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPROV, RIGHT?

- UM, I, LIKE-- SOMETIMES IN MOVIES,

- うーん、私は、私は、好きなんだ...映画の中で時々。

I JUST DON'T LEARN THE LINES.

どうしてもセリフを覚えられないんだ

- RIGHT.

- RIGHT.

- AND SO YOU'RE FORCED TO MAKE THINGS UP.

- AND SO YOU'RE FORCED TO MAKE THINGS UP.

- RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE PERFECT

- RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE PERFECT

FOR THIS GAME WE'RE PLAYING, 'CAUSE WHAT IT IS--

FOR THIS GAME WE'RE PLAYING, 'CAUSE WHAT IT IS--

IT'S LIKE--IT'S AN IMPROV GAME, AND YOU KNOW HOW

それはまるで...それはインプローブゲームであり、あなたは方法を知っています。

YOU SELL A PRODUCT ON QVC, BUT-- THIS IS SORT OF LIKE THAT.

あなたはQVCで製品を販売してるけど - これはそんな感じだわ

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY SELL THE PRODUCT,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY SELL THE PRODUCT,

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

でも、あなたはそれが何なのか知らない。

- OKAY. - SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU CLUES.

- 分かった- だから、あなたにキューをあげるわ。

I'LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS.

I'LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS.

YOU'LL STAND RIGHT HERE BEHIND IT.

YOU'LL STAND RIGHT HERE BEHIND IT.

- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT?

- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT?

- SO I CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS.

- だから、それが何なのか分からない。

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

- あなたはそれが何であるかを知らない

BUT YOU HAVE TO SELL IT, ALL RIGHT?

BUT YOU HAVE TO SELL IT, ALL RIGHT?

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE SELLING RIGHT THERE.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE SELLING RIGHT THERE.

OKAY?

いいですか？

[laughter]

[笑]

FIRST OF ALL, WHY--

まず第一に なぜ...

TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THESE AND WHY THEY NEED IT.

これらとなぜそれを必要とするのかについて、すべての人に伝えてください。

- WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I USE THIS PRODUCT EVERY DAY.

- ご存知のように 私は毎日この製品を使用しています

- EVERY DAY?

- 毎日？

- YES.

- はい。

AND, ELLEN--

そして、エルレン...

- ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT?

- ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT?

- BASICALLY, YEAH. - YEAH.

- 基本的には- イェーア

- AND, ELLEN, AS YOU KNOW, THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP,

- AND, ELLEN, AS YOU KNOW, THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP,

AND YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE, "WHAT DO I GET MY UNCLE?"

AND YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE, "WHAT DO I GET MY UNCLE?"

- YEAH. [laughter]

- そうなんだ[笑]

THAT'S A-- THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

それは...それはあなたにとても感謝しています。

HAVE YOU USED THEM BEFORE? DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY WORK?

HAVE YOU USED THEM BEFORE? DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY WORK?

- YEAH, AND--

- ああ、そして...

LOOK, MAYBE IT MIGHT BE BEST IF I DO THE JINGLE.

ジングルをやるのが一番いいかもしれない

- OH, OKAY.

- ああ、わかった。

- OKAY, IT GOES LIKE THIS:

- よし、こんな感じだ。

[singing] WHAT DO YOU NEED RIGHT NOW?

[singing] WHAT DO YOU NEED RIGHT NOW?

THIS

此れ

YOU REALLY WANT TO BUY IT

本当に購入したい

THIS

此れ

[laughter]

[笑]

CAN I BUY 100?

100個買えますか？

[cheers and applause]

[歓声と拍手]

NO

否

- YEAH.

- YEAH.

SO YOU WOULD--

SO YOU WOULD--

SO THE JINGLE SAYS, "CAN I BUY 100?"

SO THE JINGLE SAYS, "CAN I BUY 100?"

SO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE

SO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE

MAYBE 100 OF THESE.

この中の100個を使ってもいいかもしれない。

- OR YOU CAN JUST HAVE ONE.

- それとも一人だけでいいのか

[laughter]

[笑]

- WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH, WHAT DO YOU--

- WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH, WHAT DO YOU--

WHAT DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH?

WHAT DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH?

- UM...

- うーん...

SATISFACTION.

SATISFACTION。

[laughter and applause]

[笑いと拍手]

- YOU KNOW, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES OWN THESE.

- 知っての通り、多くのセレブがこれを所有しています。

WHAT CELEBRITIES WOULD YOU SAY OWN THESE?

これらを所有していると言う有名人は何ですか？

- CHANNING TATUM, I KNOW FOR A FACT...

- CHANNING TATUM, I KNOW FOR A FACT...

[laughter]

[笑]

OWNS THIS.

OWNS THIS.

- HE FOR SURE DOES?

- HE FOR SURE DOES?

- YEAH. - UH-HUH.

- ああ- UH-HUH。

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- ああ- ああ

- AND HIS UNCLE DOES. - UH-HUH.

- そして彼の叔父がします。- UH-HUH。

[chuckles]

[笑]

- AND THE GREAT THING IS,

- そして偉大なのは

IT'S EASILY STORED UNDER YOUR PILLOW.

IT'S EASILY STORED UNDER YOUR PILLOW.

[laughter]

[笑]

- ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT.

[cheers and applause]

[歓声と拍手]

DO YOU-- WHEN YOU'RE KISSING--

DO YOU-- WHEN YOU'RE KISSING--

WOULD YOU SAY BEST TO HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING

WOULD YOU SAY BEST TO HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING

OR NOT HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING?

OR NOT HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING?

- I WOULDN'T. - NO.

- したくない- NO.

[laughter]

[笑]

NO. ALL RIGHT.

NO. ALL RIGHT.

- [chuckles]

- [笑]

- WHAT WOULD YOU THINK COULD GET STUCK IN THEM?

- WHAT WOULD YOU THINK COULD GET STUCK IN THEM?

- TAMPONS?

- バッファーズ？

[laughter]

[笑]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

SHOULD I-- OH.

私は...

[laughing]

[笑]

[bell dinging]

[ベルが鳴る]

[cheers and applause]

[歓声と拍手]

- YOU DON'T WANT TAMPONS THERE.

- タンポンは必要ないだろう

NO.

NO.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

- OH. - OH, YEAH.

- OH.- ああ、そうだ。

- MY UNCLE REALLY COULD USE THESE.

- 私の叔父は本当にこれを使うことができる

- YEAH. YEAH, SEE?

- ああイエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエエ？