GIRLS On Halloween we rule the night! Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!

DEEJAY I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there

MARK Inside the club it's a treasure of chests But outside in the line it's a sausage fest

TODD The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks

Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough Was your costume on sale cus it is half off

MARK We're totally sexy we're totally hot What do those witches got that we ain't got

TODD We's could walk around all scantily clad

MARK Wait a second that idea ain't half bad It's time to break free of Halloween oppression

To be a sexy bee that is the question Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half

BUZZ We're putting the ween back in Halloween

MARK If we all band together then no one will laugh

BUZZ I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"

MARK Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train

DEEJAY Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door,

That's right make room for the guys! It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!

Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.

FRENCH MAID You can't be sexy No freakin' way You spoiled our night now it's time to pay

MARK Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O, A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe

TODD You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater

MOM I'm dressed up as a sexy mom Wearing only a baby and five coupons

BUZZ I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear

JACKIE O You might want to think about switching to light beer

LIBRIRIAN Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian

CONAN Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian

HOMELESS STRIPPER I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid I'll leave you horny, and a little offended

PUMPKIN KING NOOOOO! ENOUGH! You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King

By dressing up in costumes that are obscene On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell

Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves You guys are scary but in the wrong way

Are you about to sing YMCA? If I wanted you to be half naked outside

I would've put the holiday in freakin' July Cover yourself for the love of Candy

Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home? Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo

I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo

Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?