OVER THE LAST 1,900 SHOWS.

I'VE GOTTEN TO INTERVIEW OSCAR WINNERS

AND PRESIDENTS AND ALEX FROM TARGET, AND...

[laughter]

USUALLY THIS IS WHEN I PICK MY FAVORITE MOMENTS

FROM THE SHOW,

BUT I LIKE TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT.

I DON'T EVER LIKE TO LOOK TOO FAR AHEAD OR BEHIND,

WHICH IS WHY I'M CONSTANTLY LOSING PORTIA IN THE MALL.

BUT TO HELP ME REMEMBER, I BROUGHT IN MY MEMORY BOX,

AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN IT RIGHT NOW.

[trumpet fanfare]

HELLO?

[cheers and applause]

I CAN'T-- I'M SORRY.

HI, MOM, I CAN'T TALK. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IN HERE?

THERE'S--OH, LOOK AT THIS. THERE IS A BANANA.

AND THIS IS-- THE REASON THIS IS IN HERE--

THIS IS FROM OUR VERY FIRST SHOW.

WHEN WE STARTED, IT WAS NOT EASY TO GET GUESTS

TO COME ONTO THE SHOW,

AND I NEEDED THIS.

I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS 1,800 SHOWS AGO.

[harp music]

PLEASE WELCOME PRECIOUS.

[bouncy hip-hop music]

[singing] - THAT FUNKY MONKEY

BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY

- GOT THIS DANCE THAT'S MORE THAN REAL

- DRINK BRASS MONKEY, HERE'S HOW I FEEL

- THANK YOU. UH, NO, HAVE A SEAT.

NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T--OKAY.

YOU WANT SOME WATER? ALL RIGHT, FINE.

MY QUESTION TO YOU IS...

[laughter]

DO YOU-- DO YOU SEE EVIL?

[laughter]

DO YOU HEAR IT?

OR DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[laughter and applause]

SO--SO THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.

[cheers and applause]

ALL RIGHT.

MY NEXT--DON'T DRINK ALL THE VODKA.

[laughter]

MY NEXT QUESTION TO YOU IS,

IF YOU WERE IN A BARREL WITH OTHER MONKEYS,

WOULD IT BE--

[laughter]

WOULDN'T IT BE MORE CROWDED THAN FUN?

OH, LOOK YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TAKING--

THAT'S A PICTURE OF YOU THAT YOU'RE KISSING.

ISN'T THAT SWEET?

all: AWW. - OH, YOU GONNA KISS ME?

THANK YOU.

LET'S SHOW THE MONTAGE. COME ON UP.

ALL RIGHT.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

LET'S--

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

IT'S--YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS IS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.

[cheers and applause]

SO MANY MEMORIES.

SO MANY. LET'S SEE.

OH, I SEE A BOOK IN HERE. THIS IS A BOOK--

THIS IS OUR "KNOW OR GO" RECORD BOOK,

AND THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE RECORDS

FOR OUR "KNOW OR GO" CONTESTANTS, AND--

FOR INSTANCE, IN HERE,

CARLA CUNNINGHAM HOLDS THE RECORD

FOR GETTING THE FEWEST CORRECT ANSWERS.

I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS A FRIDAY IN JANUARY.

[harp music]

AND YOU ARE CARLA. HI, CARLA.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?

- OH, HI, CARLA. MY NAME--

- DID YOU SAY, "HI, CARLA"?

- I WORK IN-- I LIVE IN PASADENA,

AND I WORK FOR PUSD.

I'M A-- I'M AN INSTRUCTIONAL AIDE.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- WHOO!

- I DON'T TRUST YOU ALREADY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU DO,

BUT WELCOME.

THE "TWILIGHT" SAGA ENDED IN 2012.

WHAT ACTORS PLAYED EDWARD AND JACOB?

- JACOB.

UM...

JACOB?

- ARE YOU STANDING ON YOUR MARK?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO KEEP YOU AROUND.

YOU'RE TOO MUCH FUN.

TAKE A GUESS WHO THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN

THAT SHE'S TRYING TO RESTORE.

- OKAY, UM...

UH...

ROSIE?

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- ROSIE WHO?

WHICH ROSIE ARE YOU REFERRING TO?

[laughter]

HONEY BOO BOO, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

- NO.

[laughter]

HONEY BOO BOO...

- YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HONEY BOO BOO?

- NO.

- I'LL GIVE YOU AN EASY ONE. WHAT IS MY WIFE'S NAME?

[laughter]

[sighs]

- LIFELINE?

[laughter]

- HERE YOU GO.

- [squealing]

[laughter]

[squeals and laughs]

[squealing]

[squealing]

[cheers and applause]

- [sighs]

[cheers and applause]

YOU KNOW, I WOULD NOT BE DOING MY 1,900TH SHOW

WITHOUT ALL OF YOU, ALL OF YOU AT HOME,

MY WONDERFUL STAFF,

SO TO YOU AND ALL OF THEM--

MOSTLY TO ME--

I DEDICATE THIS DANCE.