You shouldn't have glued a wig on that mannequin!

Did I just hear that right?

You glued a beard!

Yeah, but you're not the Glue Police, Rick

I am!

I don't think that's a thing.

Glue Police?

That's not a real thing you can be.

Yeah it is.

Mmm, I think I'd know if, like, that was a thing.

Let's go, Anthony

If we could play pool, we could shoot and it'd be really fun, you know?

And maybe I could finally get my stick engraved.

Well, what would it even say?

[gagging and coughing sounds]

Y'all ready to be naughty?

Mmm-hmm

Hoo hoo, yeah

Can I get a hey-hey...

Nope!

Nuh-uh!!!

Uh oh

Quishta

Lahtsoh treathem belach foreekim

Oh, ok yeah, you're the stuff of bad dreams

Pssht

Kali baunkliss

Hey, I get it.

You're here to kill.

Khiel ratha sohjah!

Yeah, I'm gonna go!

Sorry demon!

We might have a French baby.

It's got that funny accent when it cries.

I'd have guessed it was NOT French.

Hmmm.

Because it's not.

You don't know

Okay, it's super French, better?

You talking about the smell?

You shouldn't feed it.

Sweet baby, no!

Listen, I'd rather you not smoke weed.

But you know I'm going to, right?

Cool, later dude.

[sniffing sounds]

What's that smell?

[sniffing]

Make him lick the toilet!

Hey, why do you smell like old people?

Can you hold your breath?

Dude, just stick around

And I'll get you drunk

I had a Diet Coke

Hey, there ain't a man alive who doesn't want to get

his butt washed in the Jedi Fountain.

Not now, Princess.

No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude

Listen

A vagrant child came to me when I smashed my knuckle

Guess what he asked me

"What size is your doggie bone?"

Hmm

Very good job

What's your favorite movie?

Stargate

What?

Yeah right...

Chobba theeko meemo

I could kill you

Hey girls, you wanna play?

Oh, what the -?

Ow! OH!

Son of a -

Seriously, who puts a railing right there?

AHHHAHGGHH

I think I'll sing

I had a greasy bean

Mmm girl

And I been looking for a extra shoe

I got a friend named "Crust"

A-hooooo

What's up?

You like that?

I wrote it

Hee heee

Oww, oww, owww

Heyyyy, you just stabbed me!

Eh

Oh, so sweaty

Cuz I'm sufferin'

[kiss] [kiss] yeah

You need a baby?

I have a kitten that always laughs when you hold it and sniff its legs

And it's just great for a party when you can't mess around

And it's name is Crazy Bennigan

Dude, like, that's a weirdo kitty

Well it's definitely expensive

You think it could be magic?

Why aren't you magic?

Ummm, y'all are bird poop!

Why aren't you magic?

You're supposed to be magical!

This dork made you eat a stump!

Ahhhh

Leeches just suck!

Now listen, kids

Don't think that you can just squirt your loogies on the floor

Okay, what?

Now wiggity woah, daddy

I mean, why can't everybody just be like

like Prince

An angel with a little afro

Daddy, I need you to quit

I hope you're not afraid of owls

because I'm getting you one

Owls are the reason that God didn't make us people with foam hair

That's common knowledge

Last week's lover was bad

The worst

Wait, what are we doing here?

Wait, what?

Just heard you say "bug guy"

I know you said it

I heard you

You like croquet?

It's time to rob the stagecoach

[high pitched crying]

[crying turns to singing]

Something I wanna tell you guys

I don't like doorbells

My viral pimple got away

and I kinda want you to get it

And I want that smoothie

When?

NOW!

I'll make it

You're an idiot

Wait, what?

That guy's making it.

Yeah, dickity, AH AH

Tsss, tsss

Ah, ah, uh, ah

I make a smoothie for him