I finally saw Magic Mike.

マジック・マイクをやっと見た。

Oh my god, Megan, did you love it?

メーガン、気に入ったかい？

Yes.

そうだ。

Channing Tatum is the hottest.

チャニング・テイタムが一番ホットだ。

Excuse me.

すみません。

That is rude to Zac Efron, have you seen him in the Lucky One?

ザック・エフロンに失礼だよ。『ラッキー・ワン』の彼を見たことある？

I die.

私は死ぬ。

Okay, okay.

オーケー、オーケー。

But neither of them hold a candle to Bradley Cooper in, um, anything.

しかし、どちらもブラッドリー・クーパーにはかなわない。

Oh my god.

なんてことだ。

So true.

その通りだ。

What about Chris Hemsworth in Thor?

ソーのクリス・ヘムズワースは？

Yeah.

そうだね。

Honestly, totally, totally good call, Claire, yeah, a hunky Australian and sexy armor, yes, please.

ハンサムなオーストラリア人とセクシーな鎧、いいね、頼むよ。

Oh, totally, I'd rather see him out of the armor.

ああ、まったくだ、むしろ鎧を脱いだ彼を見たいよ。

Am I right, bitches?

そうだろ？

Oh my gosh, you know who else is hot?

あらまあ、他に誰がセクシーか知ってる？

Uh, Paul Rudd in Clueless.

ええと、『クルーレス』のポール・ラッド。

Okay, yes.

オーケー、そうだね。

That is classic hot.

クラシックな暑さだ。

Yeah, he's pretty good, but he's no Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

ええ、彼はかなり良いですが、ソーのクリス・ヘムズワースではありません。

That scene where he comes home from battle and has his shirt off.

戦場から帰ってきてシャツを脱ぐシーン。

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

うまい、うまい、うまい。

Wow, you really know a lot about that movie Thor.

わあ、あなたは本当にあの映画『ソー』について詳しいのね。

And that sexy red cape of his always brushing against his big butt.

そして、あのセクシーな赤いマントがいつも彼の大きなお尻に当たっている。

Oh, to be that cape, am I right, bitches?

ああ、あのマントになるために、そうだろ？

Okay, bathroom time.

さて、トイレタイムだ。

BRB.

BRBだ。

Hey guys, crazy question, is our friend Claire actually Chris Hemsworth?

みんな、おかしな質問なんだけど、僕らの友人クレアは本当にクリス・ヘムズワースなの？

What do you mean, like the movie star?

映画スターみたいって？

Yeah, I mean, I could be wrong.

ああ、つまり、間違っているかもしれない。

And that could just be our friend Claire, but it kind of seems like it's Chris Hemsworth in disguise.

そしてそれはただの友人クレアかもしれないが、変装したクリス・ヘムズワースのようにも思える。

But we've been friends with Claire for years.

でも、クレアとは何年も友達なんだ。

Well, wait, have we?

まあ、待てよ。

Actually, come to think of it, well, I've never met Claire before today.

そういえば、今日初めてクレアに会ったんだ。

I'm back, bitches.

ただいま、ビッチたち。

Hi, Claire.

こんにちは、クレア。

Hi, Claire.

こんにちは、クレア。

Uh, are we still talking about that hunk Chris Hemsworth?

ええと、あのイケメンのクリス・ヘムズワースの話はまだ？

Sort of.

そんなところだ。

You know, I heard he's making a third Thor movie.

そういえば、彼はソーの3作目を作るって聞いたよ。

It's like, do we really need three?

本当に3人必要なのか？

Uh, yes, we do, so shut up.

ああ、そうだ、だから黙れ。

I'd watch Chris in a thousand Thors as long as he has that big hard hammer.

クリスがあの大きなハンマーを持っている限り、私は千のトールの中でもクリスを見たい。

Am I right, bitches?

そうだろ？

We don't really call each other that.

私たちはお互いにそう呼び合うことはない。

Hey, Claire, can we talk about something?

クレア、ちょっといいかい？

Oh, I know what we can talk about.

ああ、何を話せばいいかわかったよ。

You know how most Hollywood actors use makeup to define their abs, I heard not Chris Hemsworth.

ほとんどのハリウッド俳優が腹筋をはっきりさせるために化粧をするのを知っているだろうが、クリス・ヘムズワースは違うらしい。

His abs are the real deal.

彼の腹筋は本物だ。

I believe that he is pretty ripped.

彼はかなり熟していると思う。

Uh, pretty, try very.

ええと、きれいだね。

I heard he lost a lot of weight for the new Moby Dick movie, though.

モビー・ディック』の新作のためにかなり痩せたらしいけどね。

Well, could have fooled me, still looks huge, he's bigger than that dang Bodys on.

まあ、騙されたかもしれないが、それでも巨大に見える。

No wonder Moby Dick wants to eat him, he looks so freaking delicious.

モビーディックが彼を食べたがるのも無理はない。

You know who's actually super delicious?

誰が超美味しいか知ってる？

Liam Hemsworth.

リアム・ヘムズワース

Oh, yeah, he's definitely the hotter Hemsworth.

そうそう、ヘムズワースは間違いなく彼の方がセクシーだ。

Uh, no way.

まさか。

No, Liam, Liam is gross, I heard he breastfed till he was four.

リアムは4歳まで母乳で育てたって聞いたよ。

Where would you have heard that, Claire?

どこで聞いたんだい、クレア？

Oops, there goes my pesky bladder again off to the bathroom.

おっと、また厄介な膀胱がトイレに行ってしまった。

Okay, I'm sure now more than ever that our friend Claire is actually Chris Hemsworth in a dress and wig.

クレアは、ドレスとウィッグをつけたクリス・ヘムズワースなのだ。

Why would Chris Hemsworth do this?

なぜクリス・ヘムズワースがこんなことを？

He's a very famous actor.

彼はとても有名な俳優だ。

I mean, that would make him insane.

そんなことをしたら、彼は狂ってしまう。

You're right, it's definitely our friend Claire, you know, Claire from college or growing up or something.

君の言う通り、間違いなく僕らの友達のクレアだよ。大学時代のクレアとか、成長したクレアとかね。

Oh look, Claire got a text, huh, it's from Robert Downey Jr.

クレアからメールだ。

Girls, does Claire know Robert Downey Jr?

クレアはロバート・ダウニーJrを知ってる？

Uh, here's a better question, does Claire exist?

クレアは存在するのか？

I'm back, bitches.

ただいま、ビッチたち。

Did you miss me, bitches?

寂しかったか？

Okay, Claire, we have a question for you.

クレア、質問がある。

Claire, are you Chris Hemsworth in a wig and dress?

クレア、君はかつらとドレスを着たクリス・ヘムズワースかい？

I am.

私はそうだ。

Everyone these days, I guess I just wanted to see if girls still liked me, everyone these days keeps talking about Chris Pratt and Ryan Gosling and freaking Liam from the Hunger Games.

最近はみんな、クリス・プラットやライアン・ゴズリング、『ハンガー・ゲーム』のリアムの話題で持ちきりだ。

I just, I just needed to know.

ただ、知りたかったんだ。

Does anyone still find little old C. Hemmy attractive?

C・ヘミーに魅力を感じる人はまだいるのだろうか？

Am I still a hunk?

私はまだイケメンですか？

Of course, Chris.

もちろんだ、クリス。

You're a hunk, you'll always be a hunk.

君はハンクだ、いつまでもハンクだ。

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