How is this your seat?

この席はどうですか？

Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain I Went to the bathroom you knew I was coming back.

だって、そこに座っていたのに......スペインに行ったわけでも、トイレに行ったわけでもないのに......。

What's the big deal sit somewhere else?

他の場所に座って何が大変なんだ？

The big deal is I was sitting there last so That's my seat Actually the last place you were sitting was in there so Guys, you know what?

実は、君が最後に座っていた場所はあそこだったんだ。

You know what?

何を知っている？

It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops All right, Ross.

そんなことより、僕の頭の血管が浮き出る前に二人とも服を着てきてくれ。

I just have to do one thing really quickly.

ただ、ひとつだけ本当にすぐにやらなければならないことがある。

It's not a big deal All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair I Am so comfortable Me too, in fact, I think I might be a little too Okay, look we have 19 minutes okay Chandler I want you to go and change okay And then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair.

わかったよ、じゃあ2人で椅子に座ろうか。僕も快適だよ。

Okay.

オーケー。

Okay.

オーケー。

All right fine I'm going when I get back.

わかったよ、戻ったら行くよ。

It's chair city, and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole Okay What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions The cushions are the essence of the chair.

椅子の街で、僕は椅子に座っている男なんだ。僕が服を着ていることに気づくだろう。

That's right.

その通りだ。

I'm taking the essence Oh, we'll be back.

エッセンスを持っていくよ。

Oh, there's nobody in the room Where's my underwear Come on, come on.

ああ、部屋には誰もいない。下着はどこだ？

What you took his underwear.

彼の下着を取ったこと

He took my underwear Okay Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux Okay, not gonna go commando and another man's fatigues Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions Okay, you hide my clothes.

オーケー、ジョーイ、なぜ今着ている下着を着ないんだ、僕は今下着を着けていないんだから。

I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you Wait, what are you what are you gonna show me my clothes?

待って、私の服を見せるつもりなの？

Hey opposite is opposite He's got nothing Okay, buddy boy here it is You hide my clothes.

おい、反対側だ、何も持っていない。

I'm wearing everything you own.

あなたが持っているものは全部着ているわ。

Oh That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear Look at me.

それは誰かの下着を取るのとは正反対だ。

I'm Chandler.

チャンドラーだ。

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

これ以上の服を着ることができるだろうか？

Maybe if I wasn't going commando I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I I better not do any I don't know lunges Okay Okay, okay No, I'm sick of this.

多分、もし僕がコマンドゥーを着ていなかったら、こんなの着てたら暑いだろうし、ランジはやらない方がいいね。

Okay.

オーケー。

I've had up to here with you two.

私はあなたたち2人とここまでやってきた。

Neither of you can come to the party Geez, what a baby You

お二人ともパーティーには来られない。