Been there.

Regretted that?

I'm actually still a virgin.

WOW~

Girls love that!

(If men lost their virginity like women lost their virginity)

Why would someone buy the cow if they can get milk for free?

Pretty sure, girls don't see me as a cow, Dad.

Yes, but you get the idiom. You see what I'm saying.

I want you to know something.

You're a genie in the bottle and you just have to make sure they don't rub you wrong.

-Dad, you're totally misinterpreting that song. -I don't think so.

How do I know what to do?

You don't have to do anything. Just lay back and let it happen.

She won't be disappointed?

You're kidding? She's gonna be so happy it's happening.

There’s probably gonna be blood. It's gonna be a lot of blood.

Should I buy condoms?

No! No way. And it's like you're asking for it.

But I am asking for it.

You're making a work for it.

Deep breaths. It gets better when you do it. Bring a towel. Wait, why do I need a towel?

Oh, right.

Hypothetically, how would I know if I was ready?

When you should put a ring on it.

You could only lose your virginity once.

Maybe twice if you're on a butt stuff.

If I do this, would it make me a slut?

Better that than a prude

I'll just turn the lights off and were boxers here. No, briefs. Girls like briefs. That's what they wanna get.

It seems dangerous.

This is gonna be great.

Before we do anything though, I guess I should just tell you I've never done this before.

What?

I'm a virgin.

Oh! Umm...I didn't know that. That makes a big deal and I just don't want this to be big deal.

No, no, no. It's not a big deal. Whatever. It's my virginity. Goodbye,virginity. Who cares virginity.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I have my towel.

It's fine.

Okay, just don't fall in love with me.

Lean back. It'll hurt a little.

-What? -You just tell me if it's hurting.

Do I look any different?

No.

You were home late.

He knows.

I'm just very tender, very sweet, sometime got a little lazy. Don't tell your mother.

-I won't. -There's nothing going on here. You don't have to clean in here now. We're talking. It's guy talk. Okay, she's gone. -It's the worst day of my life.