I just want to make sure I bought the right couch.

正しいソファを買ったかどうか確認したいんだ。

I need a couch that says kids welcome here, but that also says Come here to me You say that to kids No, no, the come here to me is you know for the ladies Ross honey, it's a nice couch.

子供歓迎って書いてあるソファが欲しいんだけど、Come here to meって書いてあるソファも欲しいんだ。

It's not a magic couch You picked a great couch, yeah, yeah, could you just sign right here?

魔法のソファじゃないよ。

Oh Well, what's the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch wait.

まあ、配達料はソファで待つのと同じくらいかかるんだけどね。

No, that's ridiculous.

そんな馬鹿な。

Come on.

さあ、行こう。

He lives three blocks away Yeah, you know what?

彼は3ブロック先に住んでいるんだ。

I'll take it myself.

自分で取るよ。

Thank you All right, rich.

ありがとう。

Come on.

さあ、行こう。

Let's go Oh Are you kidding?

さあ、行こう。

Come on, it's only three blocks.

たった3ブロックだよ。

It's not very heavy.

それほど重くはない。

Try it.

ぜひお試しあれ。

Come on.

さあ、行こう。

Come on.

さあ、行こう。

Oh Oh, I can do it You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.

ああ、できるよ。あのソファは二人で楽しめるね。

Oh, yeah, we're uh, yeah, we're not together.

ああ、そうだね、僕たちは......そう、一緒にいないんだ。

Oh Okay Something didn't quite add up there I What's that supposed to mean Ross well you her I mean, she's very you know and you're like Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out really you too.

ああ、そうか......何か腑に落ちないな......どういう意味なんだろう......ロス......つまり、彼女はとても......君には関係ないけど、僕たちは本当に付き合ったんだ......君も。

Yeah, right Come on, I don't really don't want to be doing this right now.

ああ、そうだ。

I'm carrying a very heavy couch then tell him quickly Fine we went out not only did we go out we did it 298 times You kept count you are such a loser Loser you did it with 298 times

私はとても重いソファを運んでいるんだ。だったら早く彼に言ってよ。