It's a new day, a new vlog, a new thing on our channel Which is probably pointless for you to watch.

今日は新しい日、新しいブログ、そして僕らのチャンネルの新しいことだ。

Waste four minutes of your life Welcome to Roadtrip Brooke's gonna explain what's going on.

人生の4分間を無駄にする ロードトリップへようこそ ブルックが説明します

This is important, okay?

これは重要なことなんだ。

Okay And we need you guys to get involved in the comments below if you disagree with the following So I tweeted a reply saying Who's who in Spongebob I'd be Spongebob He's Patrick, doo doo doo I'll take Krusty Krab I'm not happy about it No one in this band can do this That's true They want me to be Sandy Because he's smart, you know, inventive Jack is one of the ugly ones He's not in Spongebob If you disagree with any of what you just heard Then please comment down below Who you think each moment from Spongebob is Snake Squad are off to Slough Ryan's gonna, what are you doing?

もし以下の意見に反対なら、下のコメント欄に書き込んでほしい、ジャックは不細工だからスポンジ・ボブには出てこない 今聞いたことに同意できないことがあれば、下にコメントしてください スポンジ・ボブの各瞬間は誰だと思いますか スネーク・スクワッドはスラウへ出発だ ライアンはどうする？

I'm gonna eat some Nando's Yeah, I need to go to Tesco And get some cotton pads, you know, for my face We're in LA Otherwise known as Slough What's up guys, Mikey here from Road Trip I have pubes on my head Look at my piercings We're in Slough I'm putting all of my money in my bank Show me the money Show me the money So me and Andy have this thing Where we both refuse to walk through the door first So we normally stand there for about 10 minutes procrastinating I've got stuff to do So I'm gonna go first It's a wild Andy Fowler In a very tame boots in Slough Walking with his red shoes And overly long shirt Really disgusting jacket, that's a joke Jacket's great, I do like that jacket, not gonna lie It's got a face on the back of it, but in the shape of a plant I haven't seen the back of it, not only because I'm on the front of me Oh you are on the front of you, yeah but sometimes you're on the back Going for shower gel and cotton pads Because he's leaking recently And he needs cotton pads to To stuff it up Do you reckon a dove can fly?

LAにいるんだ、そうでなくてもスラウにいるんだ、ロード・トリップのマイキーだ 頭に陰毛が生えてるんだ ピアスを見てくれ 今スローにいるんだ 銀行に全財産を預けているんだ 金を見せてくれ 金を見せてくれ だから俺とアンディは先にドアをくぐるのを拒むんだ だからいつもは10分くらい先延ばしにして突っ立ってるんだ やることがあるんだ だから俺が先に行くんだ ワイルドなアンディ・ファウラーだ スローではとても飼いならされたブーツを履いているんだ 赤い靴と長すぎるシャツを着て歩いているんだ 本当に嫌なジャケットだ、

Fly down!

飛び降りる！

Computer says no Andy's dancing his way to the cotton pads It was the moves, that's what did it Alright let's go pay for these and get the hell out of here Yeah we're gonna go Pay for these Probably throw some more doves And maybe see if a baby can slide across the floor Go to Nando's I can't be like, here's five He's got £13.40 in a bag, he tried to put it in his bank And they were like, well no you need a full bag I like the idea of having no change So we said to them that we'll literally be back in five minutes So they didn't have to come because we didn't want their company So instead we're gonna go to Windsor and have a Nando's without them Almost got ran over by a bad bike We're in Windsor again, we're always in Windsor now Because we love it People we are back in our fave, the Nando's in Windsor I have my hood up That is very rude, sorry Gonna get myself some frozen yoghurt and chips You know, you know Cheers My frozen yoghurt There's gonna be chips here in 3, 2, 1 And they're here If you come to Nando's, get a pair of Nays Chips, have a little dunky dunk in the pair of Nays When you get bored, whack it in your frozen yoghurt Which you've left to melt for a little bit I'm gonna lick that Look, peri, peri, peri, peri, peri, peri, peri, peri They're all gorgeous creatures My laptop's fixed, we just got a call through I've never really had my own laptop on before So that's gonna be wicked Thank you to the people who fixed it Thank you to Nando's for their kind hospitality Mikey, have you seen the castle?

コンピューターがダメだって アンディが綿パッドのところで踊ってるんだ。バッグに40ポンド入れて銀行に預けようとしたら、バッグがいっぱいないとダメだ、小銭がないのは困るって言われた、ウィンザーは大好きな街だから またウィンザーのナンドーズに来たんだ、

No?

ダメですか？

Mikey, have you seen it?

マイキー、見た？

It's behind you Is that a castle?

あれは城か？

Is that actually a castle?

あれは本当に城なのか？

The whole time that we've been here, I never thought it was I thought it was like a Mackie's Is that a castle?

ここに来てからずっと、マッキーのお城のようだとは思っていなかった。

We have now arrived at Tesco's Fixed my laptop for me I thought it was a Mackie's It's a Tesco's Have you seen the cows?

今、テスコに到着したところだ。 ノートパソコンを修理してもらった。

What?

え？

Moo cows Oh, they're going straight to Mackie's It scared me a lot more than I'm letting on A child just dove in front of me, I think she was trying to shoot a bullet Explain how happy we are, come on This lady was just like, it's the end of the day now, Costa Have some free muffins Don't mind if I do, I think it's like lemon fudge Shout out to Costa Other coffee shops are available, but not as caring as Costa apparently Today's been a good day Not only have we spent half the day away from Is that their names?

マッキーズに直行してるんだ 怖かったんだよ 子供が僕の前に飛び込んできたんだ 弾丸を撃とうとしてたんだと思う 僕らがどれだけ幸せか説明してよ もう今日はおしまいだよって感じだったコスタ 無料のマフィンがあるんだ 気にしないで レモンファッジみたいな感じかな コスタに乾杯 他のコーヒーショップも利用できるけど コスタほど気を遣わないらしい 今日はいい一日だった 半日をコスタから離れて過ごしただけでなく それは彼らの名前？

Jack, it's the Jack I forget And Jack, Bill and Ben, whatever their names is But we get free cake as well Thank you so much, see you in a bit Oh, surprise, look who's back, hey Javi Welcome to your first road trip daily vlog I'm naked Well, you're not, you've got shorts on He's taking them off once he likes Which is Brooklyn We're back Mysterious girl I wanna get close to you So close to you, my baby Oh Everybody thinks that I'm going insane Cause every single day I wake up I'm afraid I bruise and I bleed and try it over again Don't matter where I've been I'm winning in the end Massive castle Massive

ジャック、ジャック、ビル、ベンの名前は忘れたけど ケーキもタダでもらえるんだ ありがとうございました、"ブルックリン" "ミステリアス・ガール" "君に近づきたい" "君に近づきたい" "僕のベイビー" "みんな僕がおかしくなったと思ってる" "毎日目が覚めるたびに怖くなる" "アザができたり出血したり" "何度でもやり直したい" "どこにいようと関係ない" "最後には僕が勝つんだ" "マッシブ・キャッスル・マッシブ