Everyone shut the fuck up, I got accepted for a NASA internship.

NASAのインターンシップに受かったんだ。

That's absolutely massive, that's huge, like that is a big accomplishment and something definitely worthy of celebration.

それは本当に大きなことで、大きな達成であり、間違いなく祝福に値することだ。

Like shit, I would be going wild too, ripping my shirt off and twirling it over my head if NASA even asked me to lick their toilet seats clean.

NASAが便座を舐めてきれいにしろと言うなら、私だってシャツを引き裂いて頭からかぶり、暴れるだろう。

So absolutely, I see the jubilation they were going through, but perhaps they celebrated a bit too aggressively.

だから、彼らが歓喜に沸いていたのはわかるが、少し積極的に祝いすぎたのかもしれない。

A while after the initial tweet, there was this response from a man named Homer Hickam and he said something very simple.

最初のツイートからしばらくして、ホーマー・ヒッカムという人物からこんな反応があった。

Language.

言語。

This is some shit like right out of a movie.

映画みたいな話だ。

One single word that changes everything, and it did.

たった一言ですべてが変わる。

The original poster who replied with this.

こう返信した元の投稿者。

Suck my dick and balls, I'm working at NASA.

NASAで働いてるんだ。

This is one of those lines that would be on their tombstone because this was a big mistake.

これは墓碑銘に刻むべきセリフのひとつだ。

Like Icarus, they had flown too close to the sun and were burning up now.

イカロスのように、彼らは太陽に近づきすぎて燃え尽きたのだ。

Because they didn't just talk shit to a random person on Twitter, they said this to Homer Hickam, who holds the entire future of this person's career in the palm of his hand.

なぜなら、彼らはツイッターで不特定多数の人に悪口を言っただけでなく、この人のキャリアの将来すべてを手のひらの上で握っているホーマー・ヒッカムに言ったのだから。

Homer Hickam responds by saying, and I am on the National Space Council that oversees NASA.

私はNASAを監督する国家宇宙委員会のメンバーです。

You basically couldn't have chosen a worse person to say suck my dick and balls to.

私のチンコとタマをしゃぶるのに、これ以上悪い人選はないだろう。