I know I makefunofmyparents, butattheendoftheday, I lovethemverymuch I thinkwealldorightbutAsianpeoplewedon't eversay I loveyoutoeachotherThat's justnotourthingonetime I gothighand I calledmymom I Waslikemom I just I justwanttotellyoumom I loveyouAndyoucanhearherstartlikecryingontheothersideoftheline.
両親のことをバカにするのはわかるけど、結局のところ、僕は両親をとても愛している。
Shewaslike, ohJimmyDoyouhave a cancer?
ジミー、あなたガンなの?
I Wejustgotdifferentwaysofshowinglovelikewhen I seemygrandmother I don't giveher a hug I justgiveher a solidhandshakeWe'renotaboutthathuggingandAsiangrandmas.
おばあちゃんに会ったら、ハグをするんじゃなくて、握手をするんだ。
They'rethebestyougiveher a handshakeShe's like a vendingmachineyougiveher a handshakeoutcomes a redenvelopeAndyougottapretendyoudon't wantthatshityou'relikenonononononononononono, no, no, pleasePleaseokay.
ThankyouThankyouThat's justhowweshowloveMydadstillcallsmelike 20 times a dayjusttocheckuponmeIt's annoyingbut I understandthat's howheshowslove I wastalkingtomyfriendhereandhewaslike, oh, I haven't I haven't talkedtomydadinthreeweeks I'm like, whatisheinjail?
I know I makefunofmyparents, butattheendoftheday, I lovethemverymuch I thinkwealldorightbutAsianpeoplewedon't eversay I loveyoutoeachotherThat's justnotourthingonetime I gothighand I calledmymom I Waslikemom I just I justwanttotellyoumom I loveyouAndyoucanhearherstartlikecryingontheothersideoftheline.