What is it, sweetie?

What's wrong?

I've wanted to tell you this for a long time but I was scared.

Very scared of how you'd react.

I can't keep lying to you anymore.

I'm straight.

(If straight people had to come out.)

We are gonna get you laid tonight. I know this girl and she would be perfect for you.

I'm straight.

I knew it!

My weekend was great. I went up to Napa with my fiance.

-That sounds beautiful. -Yeah...it's beautiful.

You married at all?

Uh...No.

Oh....you have a boyfriend? or...?

No, actually I'm straight.

Oh...oh cool...

(Straight and proud)

No.

My ex-boyfriend said we should take a trip.

Oh you're straight!

Oh I had no idea.

It was just like touchdown and touchdown and...Oh my God...

You guys see her?

Wow...hands up with it.

Ok, yeah. we get it. You're straight.

Yeah, weird. Shut up.

Maybe you're just confused?

I mean...it's probably just the face, right?

I just don't want you to go to hell because you chose to be straight.

I'm straight.

I was born straight.

I can't change who I am.

There's nothing wrong with me.

And I accept that.

Hey, oh, do you mind if I...

No, not at all.

Thank you.

Are you...Are you here with a girlfriend?

No, I don't have a girlfriend. I...don't swing that way.

Really?

Um....I'm sorry. It's just really nice to finally meet another...

person like you?

Yeah!

I'm Nick.

Lauren.

Hi!

Hey.