I'm talking oyster omelets I'm talking braised pork and various seafood options, but here's the thing This city is known for being moderately expensive But is it gonna be expensive enough to get me over a hundred dollars this money is burning a hole in my pocket and this Ulcer is burning a hole in my stomach.

牡蠣のオムレツとか、豚の角煮とか、シーフードもいろいろあるんだけど、この街はそこそこ高いことで知られている。

Let's go eat Boom right behind me our first location.

私のすぐ後ろにあるブームを食べに行こう。

They're serving a food called scallion rolls.

ネギロールという食べ物を出している。

Let's take a look at the menu option number one it has There's a noodle I know that for sure I can use my app.

メニューの1番を見てみよう......ヌードルがある......アプリを使えば間違いない。

All right snap a pic Okay, here it shows it has cheese two times.

よし、写真を撮ろう。

It has pickle and it has noodles.

ピクルスもあるし、麺もある。

Wow, that is a exciting eccentric combination I'm just gonna point and pick one.

うわぁ、エキサイティングな組み合わせだね。

Could I have that?

それをいただけますか？

I've chosen the kimchi cheese because we're in Taiwan wait the people here like kimchi I assume they do if it's here She's got a giant bowl full of noodles and what I presume to be kimchi you can see on the bottom They have kind of a roti or a pancake then cheese and then they have the noodle kimchi mixture She gives it a little bit of a roll and then she Slices it up grab a plate throw it on top hit it with a little bit of sauce and that is ready to go Thank you All right, folks we have our first dish right here three dollars and seventy cents I would have to eat over 30 of these to spend over a hundred dollars That's never gonna happen.

キムチチーズを選んだのは、ここが台湾だからだ。台湾人はキムチが好きなんだ、皆さん、最初の一品はこちらです 3ドル70セント 100ドル以上使うには、これを30個以上食べなければならない。

Come take a look at this nice wheat pancake on the outside.

この素敵な小麦のパンケーキの外側を見てみよう。

It's full of noodles It's really an unusual creation.

麺がいっぱい入っている。

There's lots of scallions in there, too All right, it's full of those cheap cheese squares noodles kimchi.

ネギもたくさん入っている。

Let's go Mm-hmm That's actually pretty good it's like a nice crunchy pancake on the outside it's savory you get little bites of kimchi Which are a little bit sour This is a carbohydrate bomb it kind of reminds me of when I was in Ethiopia eating street food What's Taiwan reminded you of Ethiopia?

これは炭水化物の爆弾だ。エチオピアで屋台料理を食べたときのことを思い出すよ。台湾でエチオピアを思い出したのは？

Yeah in Ethiopia They basically had a big bread pancake and they filled it with spaghetti.

エチオピアでは基本的に大きなパンのパンケーキがあって、その中にスパゲッティを入れるんだ。

This is the same kind of carb on carb crime here The chili sauce, it's really bringing it all together.

これは炭水化物と炭水化物の犯罪のようなもので、チリソースがすべてをまとめているんだ。

I'm telling you.

君に言っているんだ。

This is Taiwanese junk food.

これは台湾のジャンクフードだ。

So good Even that dog right there would eat it In the end is this worth ordering?

その場にいる犬でさえ食べてしまうほどおいしい。

Yes, but it's not that expensive So from here, I'm gonna go see if I can find some foods that are gonna get me to $100 We've come to our second spot right here It's a location that is specializing in quail eggs two varieties But both of them are fried and this one has cheese.

そうだね、でもそんなに高くないから、ここから100ドルになりそうな食べ物を探しに行ってみよう。

This looks good.

これは良さそうだ。

I have to try it.

試してみないとね。

Let's go see how it works So right here we have the stall owner and these are the quail eggs my gosh She is cracking literally hundreds of these quail eggs every single night right now She's taking the quail eggs and she's putting it over the heat and then she dumps them into these little Cupcake tins that are full of oil and you can see they're absolutely Bubbling up immediately as she puts them in there once they're done frying She takes them one by one and skewers all of them on this stick eight quail eggs per stick So that's the fried version, but they also have a cheese version.

この屋台のオーナーは、毎晩何百個ものウズラの卵を割っている。油がたっぷり入った小さなカップケーキの缶に放り込むと、見ての通り、すぐに泡が立ってて、焼きあがると、1個ずつ串に刺していく、チーズバージョンもある。

I'm gonna order that now She breaks off eight of these quail eggs and she hits it with a little bit of cheese Put that in the broiler let it melt and we'll see you in about two minutes All right, folks our second food right here quail eggs that have been fried and then doused with cheese that has been melted all that One dollar and 85 cents for eight eggs.

うずらの卵を8個ほぐして、チーズを少しかけて、ブロイラーで焼いて溶かしたら、2分後に会おう。

How many eggs are you supposed to eat in a day two?

卵は1日に何個食べればいいの？

It's that for any type of egg What about ostrich eggs because I feel like even one ostrich egg a day it could be too much Cheers You Know when you get fried egg and the best part is that outer part of the egg That's a little bit brown mixed with the white part.

ダチョウの卵はどうなんだろう？1日1個でも多すぎるような気がするんだけど......。 目玉焼きを食べるとき、卵の外側の部分が白身と混ざって少し茶色くなっているのが最高だよね。

That's been really crispified the whole thing tastes like that But with gooey cheese on top, it's so good Someone call the Taiwanese police too much cheese being pulled over here That is delicious, but let's see if I can ruin what's already perfectly good right here We have soy sauce chili sauce curry sauce and wasabi sauce.

でも、チーズをかけると、もう最高！誰か台湾の警察を呼んでくれ！チーズが多すぎて、こっちが引っ張られてるんだ！美味しいけど、せっかく完璧に美味しいものを台無しにしていいのかな？

Look at that.

あれを見ろ。

So even a sauce more like a paste I'm just gonna just get to painting over here.

だから、ペースト状のソースでもいいんだ。

I'm the Bob Ross of food over here I think this is gonna be enough wasabi to burn a hole in my skull here We have cheese We have quail eggs and we have far too much wasabi more than any person should really consume at any one time Cheers I'm okay.

チーズもあるし、ウズラの卵もあるし、わさびも多すぎる。

Is it better?

その方がいいのか？

No, but it's different And so if you're eating 35 of these tonight, eventually you're gonna want to switch it up.

いや、でも違うんだ。だから、今夜35個食べるなら、最終的には変えたくなる。

This is food number two Let's keep moving For Our next food I've come behind the counter for all of this ten different types of creatures from land from sea from everywhere I don't even know how to categorize this as one type of food except for that.

これは2番目の食べ物だ。次の食べ物のためにカウンターの後ろに来たんだ。陸から海から、あらゆるところから10種類の生き物がやってきた。

It's all protein There's a couple of things that stand out and look very unique to me.

すべてプロテインだ。いくつか際立ってユニークなものがある。

First of all, this is the man work in the stall Hello Boom empty Is that right I said Vietnamese empty And then skin skin, mmm, what's getting?

まず、これは屋台で働く男だ。

Oh cool.

クールだね。

Thank you.

ありがとう。

So right here we have some pork kidney right door next to it We have snails and this looks absolutely fascinating to me It almost looks like it could be a snake skin, but it is not that is fish skin So next I'm gonna be ordering some snails and some fish skin.

この隣には豚の腎臓があり、カタツムリもある。蛇の皮のように見えるが、そうではなく魚の皮だ。

This is a first for me in Taiwan.

台湾では初めてのことだ。

Let's go All right, right here.

さあ、行こう。

We've got the snails.

カタツムリがいる。

He's gonna put that into our plastic container.

彼はそれをプラスチック容器に入れるつもりだ。

Okay, that's a lot of snails Okay, good good.

なるほど、たくさんのカタツムリだ。

And then he's gonna staple that shut so nobody can open it next I fear he's gonna put a dangerous amount of skin in here as well.

そして、誰も開けられないようにホッチキスで止める。

I should tell him to stop but I feel shy Okay, okay.

やめてと言うべきだけど、恥ずかしくて......。

It's good.

それはいいことだ。

Thank you He is refilling his stapler and then stapling the shut so I cannot eat it.

ありがとう。彼はホッチキスを補充し、私が食べられないようにホッチキスで閉じている。

Good move I've got the final product right here.

いい手だ、完成品がここにある。

I gotta say that's a lot of seafood.

魚介類が多いね。

This is gonna be expensive Alright folks we have our seafood feast right here First of all, a trove of snails and then this that is the skin of a fish We'll save this for last but all this together costs 400 in the local currency in USD.

これは高くつきそうだ......さて、皆さん、シーフードのごちそうをどうぞ！ まずはカタツムリの山、そしてこれは魚の皮だ......これは最後に取っておこう。

That is 1235 Let's talk about the snails.

カタツムリの話をしよう。

They're seasoned beautifully.

見事に味付けされている。

There's a thick sweet sauce on here.

ここには濃厚な甘いソースがかかっている。

You can see some of the chilies I didn't know that people in Taiwan a snail They've kind of plucked them all from the shell so we can just eat them straight away.

台湾の人がカタツムリを食べるなんて知らなかったよ。殻から全部むしってあるから、そのまま食べられるんだ。

Even the poop sack is missing Very respectable Cheers It's half glaze half slime the snails themselves are delicious a little bit earthy and kind of crunchy They definitely have a texture to them.

半分グレーズ、半分スライムで、カタツムリそのものはちょっと土っぽくて歯ごたえがある。

This is the alpha snail of the bunch.

このカタツムリこそ、アルファのカタツムリだ。

Let's go for it Pretty good.

頑張ろう。

Here's the thing with snails bigger is not better Always as they get bigger and they get much harder.

カタツムリは大きければいいというものではない。

So that is a snail but right here we have the fish skin They saute it in different types of seasonings.

これはカタツムリだけど、ここには魚の皮がある。

I'm also told Taiwanese people eat this when they get a sick burn So, you know if you've been badly burned eat some of this Oh god, it's so good.

台湾の人は火傷したときにこれを食べるらしいから、火傷がひどい人はこれを食べるといいよ。

Cheers Wow, if you eat pork skin that might be rich fatty and gelatinous, but this is like no actual fat It's just this squishy gelatinous II jiggly miss Who I feel like burns healing.

乾杯！豚の皮を食べると脂身が多くてゼラチン質なんだけど、これは脂身がなくてゼラチン質なんだ。

I gotta be honest I'm not sure how popular this food is here, but it is unique fun to try and medicinal That's the most important part when you're in this part of the world, especially East Asia food is not just food.

正直なところ、この食べ物がここでどれくらい人気があるのかわからないが、試してみるのは楽しいし、薬にもなる。

It's also medicine sick burn, bro Oh We come to our next location behind me right here something I found irresistible.

これも薬だよ、火傷するんだ。

It is confusing.

混乱する。

Is it gonna be good?

いいものになりそうか？

I have no idea.

全く分からない。

First of all fried bread good.

まず揚げパンがうまい。

That's basically a donut and there's a lot of cucumber not good I'm gonna get it Anyways, I'm gonna get it how they usually prepare it and see how it goes What she does is she cuts it first and then she puts in some mayo so far so good.

それは基本的にドーナツで、キュウリがたくさん入っている。

Oh wait, what's happening?

待って、どうしたの？

She's filling it full of cucumber She put some sausage and then some egg and last of all she put some tomato What a wild assortment of ingredients wrap it all up and then I don't even know what just happened put some protection on it Put it in another bag for some reason and that is ready to go.

キュウリを詰め、ソーセージを入れ、卵を入れ、最後にトマトを入れる。

Thank you I'm telling you the people here move so fast.

ありがとう......ここの人たちの動きはとても速いよ。

It gives me PTSD There was no time to give special instructions on the sandwich.

PTSDになる サンドイッチに特別な指示を出す時間はなかった。

You get what you get and you go Okay, I just saw something wild.

そして、"よし、今、ワイルドなものを見たぞ "と思うんだ。

There's a whole pig here Not a whole roasted pig a live one my topple ganger right here.

豚の丸焼きがここにある。

Taiwan is wild You get to just have a pig this guy seems to be the owner He's got a delicious bag of food scraps right here What a well-behaved pig a lot of people out there do a lot of strange things in order to get attention They get weird tattoos.

台湾はワイルドだ。ただ豚を飼うことができるんだ。この人は飼い主のようで、生ゴミをおいしそうに袋に詰めている。

They wear revealing clothing guys.

彼らは露出度の高い服を着ている。

Get a pet pig.

ペットの豚を飼う。

Oh the pig loves him I'm literally gonna be eating pork sausage in about 20 seconds.

ああ、豚は彼が大好きなんだ......文字通り、あと20秒くらいでポークソーセージを食べられそうだよ。

Sorry Sorry All right guys right here a sandwich done Taiwanese style the dough that's been fried So it is essentially a donut on the outside when you open it up You see just a wall of cucumber after that sausage made from what animal a pig that was two seconds ago There's a whole ass pig here.

台湾風サンドイッチの生地を揚げたもので、外側はドーナツのようなものです。

Now if you're new to the show, I don't like cucumber.

初めてご覧になる方のために説明しておくと、私はキュウリが嫌いだ。

It's my least favorite food in the world I'm gonna try it how they meant for me to try it and then I'm gonna remove the cucumber.

世界で一番嫌いな食べ物なんだ......彼らが僕に食べさせようとした方法で試してみるよ。

Let's give it a shot My god half a pound of mayonnaise in there I love that big fan the flavors are so overwhelming you hardly taste the cucumber at this point The cucumber is just offering a little bit of texture Wow, this is an assortment of ingredients that should not work.

この時点でキュウリの味をほとんど感じないほど、風味は圧倒的だ。

It doesn't make any sense I guess the soy sauce egg feels Taiwanese and so does the fried bread and so does some pork sausage Do I like it?

醤油卵も台湾っぽいし、揚げパンも豚肉ソーセージも台湾っぽい。

Yes get it, but only if you can share it with or near a live pig Alright guys, we've come to our next location and this food is very special This is stinky tofu right here on each of these skewers You can see this tofu has already been fried But before it's fried it's made stinky and that's by almost fermenting it letting it rot with some delicious bacteria right now They're making what they call stinky tofu barbecue.

この豆腐はすでに揚げられているが、揚げる前に臭みを出すために発酵させるのだ。

First.

まず最初に。

You have the fried tofu right here Then it's slathered in barbecue Then she puts on cabbage once the cabbage is on she applies some Taiwanese barbecue Then when you order it, she puts on even more spices and there's coriander going on top, too But can this delicate coriander handle the intensity of the stinky tofu?

油揚げがここにあって、バーベキューがまぶしてあって、キャベツをのせて、台湾風バーベキューをのせて、注文すると、さらにスパイスをのせて、コリアンダーものせてある。

We're about to find out All right, folks, we have our meal right here.

さあ、皆さん、お食事はこちらです。

It costs a dollar in 85 cents Well, I want to tell you why this food is very special to me You see first of all stinky tofu not for the faint of heart.

この食べ物が私にとって特別なものである理由を説明しよう。

This is gonna be bold now.

これはもう大胆なことだ。

I gotta say it I scared the shit out of me.

言っておくけど......ビビったよ。

I know you think there's a drive-by happening right now No, there's just a balloon game for those of you who don't know what stinky tofu smells like I would say You know in the summer when you go to a dumpster and there's a bunch of liquid on the bottom, but it's not just liquid It's really hot liquid.

いや、ただの風船ゲームだよ。臭豆腐の臭いを知らない人のために言っておくと、夏にゴミ箱に行くと、底に大量の液体が溜まっている。

So it's kind of rancid too smells like that and people here love it.

だから、ちょっと腐ったような、そんな匂いがするんだ。

Let's go for it Wow That was intense the stinky tofu it really stinks my whole mouth It's just like a rancid cesspool right now, but beyond that she put this chili pepper on there.

うわー、強烈な臭豆腐......本当に口全体が臭くて、今まさに腐った掃き溜めのようだ。

That's very spicy So, I don't know if it's more smelly or more spicy, but either way it's causing a lot of pain and confusion It's one of those foods that grows on you with each bite the fried texture of the tofu amazing It's like it's got a leathery crunchy coat on top of it.

だから、臭いのか辛いのかわからないけど、いずれにせよ、多くの痛みと混乱を引き起こしている。

The first time I saw Andrew Zimmern on television He was in Taiwan eating this food and he was talking about how potent and crazy the smell was it looks Sounds and smells a lot worse than it tastes now me and Andrew Zimmern will be joined together in holy matrimony Do they allow that in Taiwan?

台湾のアンドリュー・ジマーンのテレビ出演を初めて見たとき、彼はこの料理を食べていて、いかに強烈でクレイジーな臭いがするかを話していた。

They probably do so that is a stinky tofu.

おそらくそうだろう。

Maybe not the most delicious, but definitely worth trying We have come to our next location right here a simple menu, this is what I like, I don't want too many options I want pictures this pictures looking nice to me right here So I see a big fat egg in the middle and I see shrimp soup with egg Is there anything else I need to know?

一番美味しいとは言えないかもしれないけれど、試してみる価値はある。

No, if you take a look right here, you can see these eggs are in some kind of a water or a broth Oh, these are not chicken eggs.

いや、ここを見てもらえばわかるけど、この卵は水かスープのようなものの中に入っている。

It turns out in fact that these are duck eggs.

実はこれはアヒルの卵なのだ。

This dish is much more interesting Let's order one and see how it works.

この料理はもっと面白い。

Boom Alright, it starts with a bowl full of celery then we come over here and we have some spiced cabbage right here The fat partially cooked duck egg that goes in next then we have our shrimp balls and a little bit of broth and that is Complete.

よし、セロリたっぷりのボウルから始まり、ここにキャベツのスパイス炒め、次にアヒルの卵を部分的に茹でたものを入れ、エビボールとスープを少し入れて完成だ。

Thank you.

ありがとう。

Alright folks meal number 12 18.

さて、皆さん、食事は12番18番だ。

I've lost count I got three because I kept getting bad angles.

アングルが悪くて、3本しか打てなかった。

You guys ever accidentally have to get three more because your angles were bad Just me come take a look at this the broth looking a little bit watery.

アングルが悪くて、うっかり3つもおかわりしたことはないかい？

Then we have this shrimp It's not really a shrimp ball as much as it is a shrimp covered with stuff and then that is a big beautiful Duck egg try a little bit of broth I Like it celery stock next take a look at these guys.

それから、このエビはエビボールというより、エビに具をまぶしたもので、それから大きな美しいアヒルの卵がある。

They look bouncy.

ハリがあるように見える。

They look artificially orange.

人工的なオレンジ色に見える。

I like it It's really hot that was a bad take let's do it again This is why you have to have three four sometimes I'll have seven dishes lined up just so I get the perfect bite.

好きなんだけど......本当に熱いんだ......今のは失敗だった......もう一度やり直そう......だから3つ4つ料理が必要なんだ......完璧な一口を得るために、時には7つの料理を並べることもある。

All right, my very first time trying the shrimp Let's give it a shot Very bouncy and then it tastes like they've fried it or put some kind of breading on the outside That's not soggy at this point.

よし、初めてエビフライを食べてみよう。 とても弾力があり、そして揚げたような、あるいは外側にパン粉を塗ったような味がする。

Oh right here.

ああ、ここか。

Take a look at that.

これを見てくれ。

That is no normal egg That came out of the butt of a duck.

アヒルのお尻から出てきた卵は、普通の卵ではない。

It's a duck butt egg right here I've got the ultimate bite a little bit of shrimp a little bit of duck egg some of that cabbage and broth I love it.

アヒルのお尻の卵だよ。究極の一口大のエビとアヒルの卵、それにキャベツとスープが大好きなんだ。

There's something about the duck egg It's like a little bit bigger and the yolk is a little bit more creamy in Asia They embrace it and I think we should too folks.

アジアではアヒルの卵を受け入れている。

This was delicious I'm not sure how much more I have in me, but we must keep going I Come here for another food right now.

これは美味しかった。あとどれくらい食べられるかわからないけど、続けなきゃ。

We're in the back of the stall.

私たちは屋台の後ろにいる。

This is called guapa.

これをグアパと呼ぶ。

Oh, is that right?

そうなのか？

All right, a local person said that was correct and not offensive.

地元の人が、それは正しいし、悪気はないと言っていた。

Why is she holding a light?

なぜ彼女はライトを持っているのですか？

Anyways, take a look at this right inside of here beautiful braised pork It looks so delicious soft and succulent that is gonna go inside of our guapa Okay, so right here you can see the bao buns inside.