Well, first of all, he's not on the Lakers because in 2004 he almost left to play for the Clippers So Kobe's going from Shaq to Elton Brand and Corey Maggette and Chris Kamen and his interesting haircut And the reason for Kobe leaving was because of his beef with Shaq But in the simulation the Lakers which Shaq only won 61 or they lost 61 games They won only 21 you could say Shaq was being carried by Kobe and you wouldn't be wrong And while Shaq was sitting from the couch Kobe made it to the finals against the Sixers and they're now up against AI in Philly It's 2004 So this would be the second time Kobe's up against AI game number one to the Clips game number two to the Clips and Kobe Is just absolutely frying Shaq.

まず第一に、コービーはシャックからエルトン・ブランド、コリー・マゲット、クリス・ケーメン、そして面白い髪型のコービーへと移籍した。そしてシャックがソファに座っている間に、コービーはシクサーズとのファイナルに進出し、彼らは今フィリーでAIと対戦している。

I could not I'm actually completely shocked at how well this one But it wouldn't always be this easy, especially for the second team in the simulation, but that's for later We're now on to season two of three with the goal of getting Kobe a three-peat But that goal was in danger Kobe was down three to one to the Houston Rockets and TMAC Who he's literally said before was the hardest person for him to guard.

でも、特にシミュレーションの2番目のチームにとっては、いつもこんなに簡単にはいかないだろう。

Kobe's down three to one the Clippers with the early lead Can they hold on can they force a game number six?

コービーは3対1でクリッパーズにリードを許した。

Well right now they're blowing them out of the water So probably yeah Oh and Kobe with the nice bounce back 47-7-11 the question is can Kobe force a game seven and it looks like he probably will unless they fooled in the last two Minutes of the game and with that Kobe would be going to game seven and let's just say he wouldn't be looking back It looks like he's going to the NBA finals because they blew the Rockets out of the water 144 points in 2006 insane and Kobe with 53 5 and 8 21 of 27 just an Unbelievable closeout stat line and once again, we have a rematch between him and AI in the finals.

そう、そしてコービーは47-7-7と見事なバウンスバックを見せた。コービーはゲーム7に持ち込むことができるだろうか？最後の2分間で騙されない限り、おそらくそうなるだろうし、そうなればコービーはゲーム7に行くことになるだろう、ファイナルで彼とAIの再戦がある。

Oh my god, bro What's going on?

どうしたんだい？

Allen Iverson?

アレン・アイバーソン？

I don't you know TMAC was you know, the Rockets are a better team I don't know who's in the East Philly's not even a competition on to season number three Kobe wouldn't actually win the MVP Oh, but Kobe won defensive.

TMACはロケッツの方がいいチームだし、イーストのフィリーは誰がMVPを取るかわからない。

Okay, so he's not going home empty-handed and with a three-peat on the line Kobe went down three to two in the first round as the higher seed Shawn Livingston with the ball They're setting it up to throw it down to Kobe in the post and that's Tayshaun Prince guarding him one of the best defenders Of this generation and he blocks Kobe.

コービーは手ぶらでは帰れず、3連覇を懸けて第1ラウンドで3対2の敗戦を喫した。

They throw it back down in the post to pow again pow Okay Could have probably taken the fadeaway had Tayshaun Prince wide open on the cut and he misses the shot Clippers still with the chance Shawn Livingston with the ball throws it down to Kobe when in doubt pass it to Kobe and he's Fouled Kobe about a minute 40 away if he can't come back about to be eliminated They throw it down to Gasol though Gasol answers Chris Kamen man the hair the defense a lot of it's questionable right now Kobe with the ball Kobe trying to respond pulls up for three wide open and he misses it Clippers decide to foul Reggie Miller At the line.

|にできるようにあなたがそれをすることができます本当に出くわすことあなたは、実際には私のパートナーとi約束、誰でも素早くはちょうど無視これらの一見正確にどのように{}人のことを忘れることができます。コービーはファウルを取られ、残り40分で敗退が決まる。

I don't know how old he's supposed to be that doesn't look like him But yeah, I don't know how old he's supposed to be at this point, but he makes both free throws man It's not looking good.

でも、この時点で彼が何歳なのかわからないけど、フリースローを2本とも決めたんだ。

They throw it into Shawn Livingston Kobe's in the paint I'm assuming yes, they throw it down to him Kobe and he's blocked by Tayshaun Prince and I don't think the Clippers are fouling I think they've accepted defeat.

コービーのペイント内にいるショーン・リヴィングストンにボールを投げて、コービーがテイショーン・プリンスにブロックされ、クリッパーズがファウルをしたとは思えない。

I mean they get the ball back unless they score I mean, hey Kobe with the shot.

つまり、シュートを決めたコービーのことだ。

He misses it and that's officially it Memphis Grizzlies are going to the NBA Finals We're not no way It's the first round but let's just say none of this happened and Kobe stay with the Lakers or at least until 2007 where he requested a trade once again with the team at the top of his list being the Bulls Yeah, so he specifically wanted to play with Luau Dang, which obviously is good But the rest of the team is kind of lacking to say the least and then you look at the trade package for him like Kirk Heinrich and Gordon Joakim Noah Like these are all really solid players that you know Obviously could have helped out Kobe and it showed because come playoff time even though the Bulls were in the conference finals I still wasn't very confident and I'm kind of scared to like check the team Steve Nash Chris Bosh.

彼はそれを逃し、それは公式にはメンフィスグリズリーズはNBAファイナルに行く私たちはまさか、それは最初のラウンドですが、このようなことは起こらなかったとしましょうとコービーはレイカーズにとどまるか、少なくとも2007年まで、彼は彼のリストのトップはブルズであったチームで再びトレードを要求した、しかし、チームの他のメンバーは控えめに言っても物足りないし、カーク・ハインリッヒやゴードン・ジョアキム・ノアのような彼のためのトレードパッケージを見てみると、これらの選手はすべて、明らかにコービーを助けることができた

When did he get there?

彼はいつそこに着いたのですか？

We're just not gonna ask questions We're just gonna leave it to the 2k sim if 2k thinks Chris Bosh and Steve Nash would be a good duo Well, I mean first of all, they would be right seen a lot of blowouts for some reason in the simulations I don't know why but right now we're going to a very important game 5 if you don't pass it to Kobe, bro Where's Kobe?

2Kがクリス・ボッシュとスティーブ・ナッシュをいいコンビだと思うかどうかは、2Kシムに任せるしかない。

Kobe's not on the floor.

コービーはフロアにいない。

Did he foul out?

ファウルアウトしたのか？

Kobe's literally fouled out.

コービーは文字通りファウルアウト。

What do the Bulls have in store?

ブルズには何があるのか？

What are they cooking Larry Hughes with the screen?

ラリー・ヒューズはスクリーンで何を料理しているのだろう？

They're probably you know, extremely out of their element drew good in with the double team and he does not see yo, he's blind Yo, somebody's open at the three-point line.

彼らはおそらく、自分の本領を発揮できず、ダブルチームといい勝負をしている。

He finally hits him and he decides not to shoot.

彼はついに彼を殴り、撃たないことに決めた。

Oh, but now okay So he waits until he's contested.

ああ、でも今は大丈夫だ。

This is a team by the way that Kobe's working with So if they lose now, we know Luau Dang wide open for three Okay bulls down three to two have an early lead but they could very well after what we saw in that last possession I'm honestly surprised they made it this far pass it to Kobe.

もし今負けたら、ルアウ・ダンがワイドオープンで3Pを決め、オーケーブルズが3対2でリードするのは目に見えている。

Please pass it.

可決してください。

Oh my god It only took you like 10 seconds Kobe with a jab step to pull up mid-range.

ジャブステップでミドルレンジに引き上げるコービーに、たった10秒しかかからなかったなんて......。

It's good.

それはいいことだ。

They're running a play for Kobe He's wide open the most wide open shot He'll get the whole simulation and he makes they throw it down to Chris Bosh and drew good is playing the worst defense I've ever seen and I really wasn't kidding drew good and can't stop me in the pain Yeah, I don't know what he's doing Chris Bosh looks like Hakeem right now setting up for Kobe on the ISO on the post up and they throw it down to him In the post they don't send a double he fades away and he makes it He is taking over this game Kobe with the ball Kobe with the spin Kobe driving in who's guarding him, bro You are getting high and it seems like the Bulls have all the momentum So if they win this game, they might win game seven He's pretty much guaranteed to make both free throws and he does and the Chicago Bulls should be All right pistons with the second half lead and right now they're up 17 What happened to all the momentum the Bulls had earlier?

|にできるようにあなたがそれをすることができます本当に出くわすことあなたは、実際には私のパートナーとi約束、誰でも素早くはちょうど無視これらの一見正確にどのように{}人のことを忘れることができます、|にできるようにあなたがそれをすることができます本当に出くわすことあなたは、実際には私のパートナーとi約束、誰でも素早くはちょうど無視これらの一見正確にどのように{}人のことを忘れることができます、コービーはスピンをかけ、コービーはドライブをかけ、コービーは誰が彼をガードするのか、コービーはスピンをかけ、コービ

They're literally oh, they're getting cooked and that's it the Bulls They've been eliminated.

彼らは文字通り、ああ、料理されるんだ。

The Pistons would then win the championship and right now Kobe's trade request is backfiring How are we five and nine?

コービーのトレード要求は裏目に出ている。

How are we somebody?

我々は何者なのか？

Yo, everything's automated the GM They drafted Mario Chalmers or traded for him or something.

マリオ・チャルマーズをドラフトで指名したとか、トレードで獲得したとか。

I don't know.

分からないよ。

Maybe I Don't know.

たぶん、わからない。

I don't know why we're not playing.

なぜプレーしないのか分からない。

Well Byron Scott the head coach.

ヘッドコーチのバイロン・スコットだ。

Okay.

オーケー。

Well Laker fans don't like Byron Scott I think there's only one thing we could do right now.

まあ、レイカーファンはバイロン・スコットが好きではないからね......今できることはひとつしかないと思うよ。

We'll see you later But that still wasn't enough looks like the Bulls missed the playoffs Entirely Denver's won the championship mellow with the finals MVP And we're now entering season number three with Kobe on the Bulls still with no championship And once again, they would miss the playoffs I even simulated one more season just to see what would happen and the Lakers won the championship without Kobe.

しかし、それでもまだ十分ではなかったようだ。ブルズはプレーオフを逃し、デンバーがファイナルMVPを獲得して優勝した。

Oh my god, bro No, I don't understand.

いや、わからないよ。

Thank God Kobe didn't get traded in real life But let's just say he did and instead of going to the Bulls He got traded to the Mavs and paired up with Dirk The Mavs are the second seed up against Houston again and Houston still with that Terrifying team and the terrifying duo of T Mac and Ty Lou.

コービーが現実の世界でトレードされなかったのはありがたいが、仮にトレードされたとして、ブルズに行く代わりにマブスにトレードされ、ダークとコンビを組んだとしよう。

We're just gonna simulate the round though.

ラウンドのシミュレーションをするだけだけどね。

Come on You're the higher seed.

さあ、あなたが上位シードだ。

You're the higher seed man.

あなたの方が上のシードマンだ。

How does this keep happening?

どうしてこんなことが続くのか？

How are they losing man?

どうして彼らは負けるんだ？

Like it's Kobe It's Dirk Dirk's Lily a better player.

コービーのように......ダークのように......ダークはリリーの方がいい選手だ。

Look the Rockets wound up winning.

結局ロケッツが勝った。

Anyways, how did this happen?

とにかく、どうしてこんなことになったのか？

They were the seventh seed Dirk's like a better like like I mean, yeah, he's better than pow How did they lose man and the second of two seasons actually started off pretty well some reason I don't trust it and my Instincts were right the team really struggled in February and they weren't really able to recover bro.

彼らは第7シードだった。ダークは、つまり、そう、彼はパウよりも優れているようなものだ どうして彼らは負けたのだろう？2シーズンのうちの2シーズンは、実際にはかなり良いスタートを切った。

How are they the sixth seed?

なぜ第6シードなのか？

How did they get worse bro?

どうして悪くなったんだ？

It's literally like the same.

文字通り、同じようなものだ。

Come on, bro Like I know maybe the bench is bad, but that's like I don't know.

ベンチが悪いのは分かるけど、それは分からないよ。

What am I gonna do about it?

どうすればいいんだ？

We got Ty Lou.

タイ・ルーを捕まえた。

We literally have a 99 and a 96 and I would assume we're probably going to lose in the first round No, we actually I don't I don't we won at this point.

我々は文字通り99点と96点を持っており、おそらく第1ラウンドで敗退すると思っている。

I thought the team had turned a corner They were now up against Tim Duncan in the second round and they lost in seven games Oh my god, and the Rockets are about to win another championship T Mac has like three chips Kobe hasn't won one since you know He was on like the Clippers and that was like a whole alternate reality at this point Kobe was frustrated He spent even more time in the gym even more hours.

チームが曲がり角に来たと思ったのに、第2ラウンドでティム・ダンカンとの対戦になり、7試合で敗れた。

He was more determined than ever to win a championship, bro Wait, they started off.

彼はこれまで以上に優勝する決意を固めていた。

Yo, what is this win streak?

この連勝は何なんだ？

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop it Stop it.

待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、待て、止めろ、止めろ、止めろ。

Did they sign somebody?

誰かと契約したのか？

It's like the same team as last season I don't know what's going on, but I'm not complaining but I still don't trust it But despite my skepticism the Mavs were the first seed and I took a leap of faith I decided to simulate the first couple of rounds.

昨シーズンと同じチームみたいだし......何が起こっているのかわからないけど、不満はないけど、やっぱり信用できない。でも、疑心暗鬼になっていたにもかかわらず、マブスは第1シードだったし、思い切って最初の2、3ラウンドをシミュレートしてみることにしたんだ。

I don't know.

分からないよ。

Where was this?

どこにあったんだ？

Where was this like five minutes ago?

5分前はどこにあったんだ？

I don't even know how long ago was how are they winning now?

何年前かは知らないが、今はどうやって勝っているんだ？

How where was this the first two seasons and now they've made it to the finals and the Hawks for the final season They have Chris Paul and Blake, which is very interesting and we take game number one number two and potentially number three No, the Hawks take number three But Kobe would bounce back the Mavs are going up three to one officially and they would have the chance to win the championship On their home court, but late in the fourth quarter, they were still down It was time for Kobe to take over Kobe's going off Kobe is winning this one right now Chris Paul with a ball to spin move blocked.

クリス・ポールとブレイクを擁しているのが非常に興味深い、しかし、コービーは立ち直り、マブスは公式戦で3対1に追いつき、ホームコートで優勝するチャンスを得た。

Okay, it looked like it was blocked by J kid I don't know what that was Kobe apparently right now Well, not apparently he does have 46 points.

Jキッドにブロックされたように見えたんだけど......今のコービーは何だったんだろう......。

They throw it down to Dirk in the post Dirk with the fadeaway the shimmy Okay, he didn't do up, you know the one-legged shot But he hits the hook shot and now they're only down to CP 3 at the top of the key to Tim Thomas pick and roll With Robin Lopez, they pass it over to Chris Paul's wide open Jason kid with the light defense and he misses it CP 0 is in full effect Toby with the ball with Robin Lopez on him.

|にできるようにあなたがそれをすることができます本当に出くわすことあなたは、実際には私のパートナーとi約束、誰でも素早くはちょうど無視これらの一見正確にどのように{}人のことを忘れることができます。

That is the most obvious bucket I've ever seen and he makes it and it's a tie game Chris Paul with the ball Chris Paul with a wide open 3 He misses it so badly it flies off of the screen 25 with the ball passes it down low to Jason kid So the big three we might see a bucket from all three Chris Paul gets cooked and Jason kid and his disgusting free throw form He makes it and the Dallas Mavericks have stormed all the way back in the final minutes of the game Chris Paul all the way Dirk with the defense Dirk with the stop But he doesn't get the rebound blocked by Jason kid who just stood there didn't even jump but Chris Paul makes it and it's a one Point game.

このバケットは私が今まで見た中で最も明白なバケットであり、彼はそれを成功させ、同点に追いついた クリス・ポールがボールを持った クリス・ポールがワイドオープンの3Pを決めたが、彼はそれをひどくミスし、スクリーンから飛んでしまった 25ボールを持ったクリス・ポールがジェイソン・キッドに低い位置でパスした。そしてダラス・マーベリックスは試合終了間際に一気に逆転した。クリス・ポールはディフェンスで、ダークはストップで、しかし彼はジェイソン・キッドにリバウンドをブロックされた。

I like it I like the back-and-forth action Kobe with the ball Kobe driving in with the spin move half spin wide open still can shoot it I'm running out of breath.

ボールを持ったコービーがスピンをかけながらドライブし、ハーフスピンでワイドオープンになってもシュートを打てる。

He made it respond the ISO.

彼はISOに対応した。

Why is he I swing up Jason kid?

なぜ私がジェイソンの子供を振り上げるのか？

I have no idea but he spins in and he missed the layup again Chris Paul He's allergic to winning a championship Jason kid misses that 45 seconds left Chris Paul with the ball Chris Paul a very important possession wide Open where he's trying to get wide open He takes a terrible shot with 15 seconds left Dirk with the rebound over to Kobe you pass it to J kid who's doing a Random spin move.

しかし、彼はまたレイアップをミスした。 彼は優勝することにアレルギーを持っている ジェイソン・キッズがそれをミスした 残り45秒 クリス・ポールがボールを持っている。

I am assuming Jason kid.

私はジェイソンの子供を想定している。

Nope.

いや。

He's not going to pass it to Dirk.

ダークにパスするつもりはない。

He goes all the way So, I don't know what he's doing There's 19 seconds left Dallas could win it with a stop Kobe with the block Kobe Unbelievable with the defensive stop perfect timing and Kobe has 50 points, but he's not showing the free throw I don't know who is Dallas up 514 seconds left.

残り19秒、ダラスはコービーのストップで勝てるかもしれない。コービーのブロック、コービーのディフェンスストップ、完璧なタイミング、コービーの50得点、でも彼はフリースローを見せていない。

Chris Paul is cold.

クリス・ポールは冷たい。

Do not pass it to Chris Paul That's probably a better shot than he missed it terribly.

クリス・ポールにパスしてはいけない 彼がひどく外すよりはいいシュートだろう。

But honestly, you know Chris Paul sold so badly and That would do it the Dallas Mavs would win the championship Dirk and Kobe with the ring The Atlanta bench is in shambles Chris Paul Definitely in shambles after what we just saw and Kobe, of course with the finals MVP raising the trophy But by the way, have you noticed a Steph Funko pop right on top of my old TV that I don't use anymore Well, if you're wondering why it's there, I'm have the video up in the middle of the screen It was very interesting to say the least

でも正直なところ、クリス・ポールがあんなに売れて、ダラス・マブスが優勝して、ダークとコービーがリングを持って、アトランタのベンチはボロボロで、クリス・ポールは間違いなくボロボロで、コービーは決勝戦のMVPでトロフィーを掲げている、ところで、もう使っていない古いテレビの上に、ステフのファンコポップが置いてあるのに気づいただろうか。