That's comforting In a hundred years you'll both be dead and it won't matter No, come on you're supposed to say but of course he misses you the only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all Ridiculous why am I upset just because he's off having a good time well Perhaps you're obsessively picturing him engaged in drunken coitus with another woman Is that it did I get it, right That's great you can stop trying to make me feel better now Actually, I can't before Leonard left.

100年後にはふたりとも死んでいて、そんなことはどうでもよくなる、そんなことないわよ バカバカしい 彼が楽しんでるからって 私が動揺するわけないじゃない あなたは彼が他の女と 酔った勢いでセックスしてるのを 思い浮かべてるんでしょ？

He made me promise that I'd take care of you He did yes, oh That's really sweet.

彼は僕に、君の面倒を見ると約束させたんだ。

Plus if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap Now I miss him even more Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment.

それに、もし僕がいい仕事をしたら、船員帽を返してくれるって言われたから、余計に彼が恋しくなったよ。

He's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips Thanks, oh seriously Here is a hot beverage to comfort you it's in a to-go cup make of that what you will Come on it's still early.

彼はあなたの暖かい抱擁と桜の唇から離れている ありがとう、ああマジで 君を慰めるために温かい飲み物があるんだ 持ち帰り用のカップに入ってるんだ さあ、まだ早いよ。

Let's do something.

何かやろう

Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4d chess All right in 4d Let's talk about our lives tell me something about you, I don't know I Own nine pairs of pants Okay, that's a good start but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal I see I own nine pairs of underpants I Go first, but I don't want to know how many underpants you own Although based on the floor of your bedroom, I'd say it's a thousand Okay, look here's something people do not know about me When I first moved out to LA I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a killer gorilla After I did it, I felt so ashamed.

そうだ、4Dチェスのアイデアを考えていたんだ。4Dで僕らの人生について話そう、でも、あなたが何枚のパンツを持ってるかなんて知りたくないわ。でも、あなたの寝室の床からすると、1000枚は持ってると思うわ。

Thankfully that thing never came out I've seen that Serial apist Howard found it online the day we met Literally the moment you walked out the door But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for Okay, here's one I thought I'd take to the grave A While back YouTube changed its user interface from a star based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system.

でも、あなたが個人的なことを暴露するのが好きなのはわかった。

I Tell people I'm okay with it But I'm really not That's your big revelation, yes, I feel 10 pounds lighter Okay, you know what I give up I'm going to bed Here's something else you don't know about me you just hurt my feelings What did I do?

みんなには平気だって言うんだ。でも、本当は違うんだ。それが君の大発見なんだ。そうだ、体重が10キロ軽くなったんだ。もう寝るよ。

I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me and you treated it as if it were nothing.

私が心を開いて、深く動揺していることを分かち合ったのに、あなたはそれを何でもないことのように扱った。

I Didn't think it was a big deal it is to me.

大したことだとは思わなかった。

That's the point Sheldon you are right.

そこがポイントだ。

I'm really sorry.

本当に申し訳ない。

I should have known better Your apology is accepted Thank you How about a hug?

もっとよく知るべきだった 謝罪は受け入れたよ ありがとう ハグはどう？

How about a hearty handshake?

心のこもった握手はどうだ？

Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex crazed gorilla

セックス狂いのゴリラに襲われた君の気持ちがわかったよ