Name: ガムボール｜アナイスは戦いがしたい｜ザ・ペスト｜カートゥーン・ネットワーク (Gumball | Anais Wants To Fight | The Pest | Cartoon Network)
Uploaded: 2024-06-06T09:49:31.000Z
Duration: 5 min 13 s

基礎受動態

Okay, I admit I swapped your Smash Pals for Turtle Flakes and that's why everyone at school And I kept messing up your sunscreen when you were born You didn't really have a facial birthmark in the shape of a goat I thought if you look cursed mom wouldn't love you more than me And I put stones in your pockets when you were a baby cuz I was scared you'd grow taller than me Which is why you're medically classified as a cephalopod.

だから生まれたとき、日焼け止めを塗りたくって、ヤギの形のアザができちゃったんだ。 赤ちゃんのとき、ポケットに石を入れておいたんだ。

This isn't about you Darwin abort the mission So if you're not angry at gumball, who are you angry at?

これはダーウィンが作戦を中止したことではなく、あなたがガムボールに腹を立てていないとしたら、誰に腹を立てているのか？

He's gonna wish he'd never been born You can't just go to school and beat up kids you don't like if we resort to violence We're no better than beasts like wolves or bears or eagles, but you're actually pretty rad animals But do you know what these awesome animals would say about this?

彼は生まれてこなければよかったと思うだろう 学校に行っても、暴力に頼れば気に入らない子供を殴ることもできない 私たちはオオカミやクマやワシのような獣より劣るけど、あなたたちは実際にはかなり素晴らしい動物だ でも、この素晴らしい動物たちがこのことについて何と言うか知ってる？

They would say Which probably means violence is not the answer but no you're gonna patch things up with this pest with the help of your big brother Okay, first I want you to learn what it means to hurt someone I'm the one no arguing you want to use violence The first you need to understand how it makes people feel.

でも、お兄ちゃんの助けを借りて、この害虫と仲直りするんだ」 「まず、人を傷つけることの意味を学んでほしい。

待って、何が彼を打ったんだ？

You don't understand But also sorrow isn't there a better solution to our problem The violence inflicted upon me has instilled a rage that can only lead to more violence Oh as an innocent bystander, I fell unjustly hurt the violence has now become a vicious circle Don't forget everything I said Come on man, you both know this is just posturing.

私に加えられた暴力は、さらなる暴力につながる怒りを植え付けた。無実の傍観者として、私は不当に傷つけられた。

Yeah, but I thought you might bite if I went big Let's just try to find an actual solution Okay, I printed off a list of solutions for dealing with pests from the experts on Elmo pedia Who wrote it whoever logged into the web page within the last three minutes that could be anyone.

ああ、でも、もっと大きな解決策を探せば、君が食いつくかもしれないと思ってね」 「じゃあ、エルモ・ペディアの専門家から害虫の対処法をプリントアウトしてきたよ。

インターネットで心配することはない。

誰もが専門家のソリューションだ。

You need to stop feeling powerless Solution number two if they're getting you down try boosting your self-esteem What do you see nothing Now what do you see I see an ugly drooling rabbit, that's not true.

無力感を感じるのをやめる必要がある 解決策その2 もし彼らがあなたを落ち込ませているのなら、自尊心を高めてみてはどうだろう 何も見えない 今度は何が見える？ 醜いよだれを垂らすウサギが見える。

Oh What I see is a radiant little girl or a really smelly one a young lady who smiles at life in spite of a really poor dental hygiene a Girl who confidently looks to the future and the past at the same time Look, I get what you're trying to do But trust me this kid is too annoying every word that comes out of his mouth makes me angrier than a goat on fire Anyway that brings us neatly on to solution number three ignoring him I'll show you I am entering a state of calm where no words or actions can harm me Go on go try me no matter what you say.

私の目に映るのは、輝く少女か、それとも本当に臭い少女か。歯並びが本当に悪いにもかかわらず、人生に微笑むお嬢さん、あなたが何をしようとしているかはわかったわ。でも信じて、この子はウザすぎるの......彼の口から出てくる言葉ひとつひとつが、私を火に包まれたヤギよりも腹立たしくさせるの......とにかく、これで解決策その3にきちんとたどり着いたわ......彼を無視すること......どんな言葉も行動も私を傷つけない平静な状態に入っていることを示すわ......さあ、あなたが何を言おうと、私を試してみて。

I cannot be affected You can scream as much as you like I Solution for try to avoid the person who has upset you how we're in the same school Simple you just stay 20 feet away from him at all times like this Now take a step see there's nothing you can do to hurt me from this distance This is absolutely safe, there's no way you can I Solution number five ask an authority figure for help Very well, what's the problem with this kid bothering you he doesn't like me.

好きなだけ叫んでもいいんだよ 解決策1 あなたを怒らせた人を避けようとする 同じ学校にいるんだから、こうやって常に3メートル離れていればいいんだ 一歩離れてごらん、この距離なら私を傷つけることはできないよ 絶対に安全だ、できるわけがない 解決策5 権威者に助けを求める いいですよ、この子があなたを困らせて何が問題なんですか 彼は私が嫌いなんです。

I see Well, there must be something in this rulebook when people don't like you weird.

なるほど......変に嫌われると、このルールブックに何か書いてあるに違いない。

There's nothing How about a rule against you ever having to face disappointment?

失望に直面してはいけないというルールはないのか？

No, maybe one about overprotected little snowflakes who need to be shielded from the real world.

いや、現実の世界から守られる必要のある、過保護な小さな雪の結晶の話かもしれない。

Okay, we get it But please this kid's horrible.

You don't want to see a horrible two million years ago Bashed on the head with a rock by two homo erectus parents because I taught their kid how to make fire 4,000 years ago got chased out of the tribe for trying to integrate the wheel into the curriculum On the day of Columbus's arrival on a wet floor.

200万年前、ホモ・エレクタスの親2人に石で頭を殴られ、4,000年前、子供に火の起こし方を教えたために、部族から追い出された。

 The timing was just coincidence, but it's still really hurt Salem 1692 witch-hunt

タイミングは偶然だったが、それでもセイラム1692年の魔女狩りは本当に痛かった