You're not welcome anywhere.

お前は出禁だ

Now, get the f*** out of my bar.

さっさと出ていけ

Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.

もう一杯飲んだら帰るさおチビちゃん

Hi, peanut.

今すぐ一緒に来てくれ

I'm going to need you to come with me right now.

お断りだ お嬢さん

Look, lady, I'm not interested.

そうかよ　じゃ仕方ない

Alright, well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so upsy-daisy, here we go.

行きまちゅよ～おい！

Whoa, hey, hey!

おっと

Oh.

かわいい爪チ〇コ

Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.

中年ウルヴァリンあるあるだ

You don't want this.

もう止めろ

Unless you want to take a deep breath through your f****** forehead, I suggest you reconsider.

おでこで深呼吸したくなきゃ話を聞け

I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.

このままじゃ 大切なもの全てを失う知るか クソ

Not my f****** problem.

お前の世界にも クソって言ったのか？

Is that what you said when your world went to s***?

何だって？この男は世界を救えなかった

Come again?

悩みを聞こうか？

This Wolverine let down his entire world.

それとも回想シーンに入る？

Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?

いい加減にしろ俺は世界の救い方を知らないが

Uh, go f*** yourself.

お前は知ってる

I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do!

俺はヒーローじゃないお前は元Ｘ–ＭＡＮ

Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.

お前こそ元Ｘ–ＭＡＮ

You were an X-Man.

俺ちゃん 今びしょ濡れ

You were the X-Man.

バカな子たち

I am soaking wet right now.

夢が叶った！

Boys are so silly.

スローモーションの大アクション！

This is what I'm talking about.

先が読めないストーリー！

Big slow motion action sequence!

行くぞクソ！

Who knows if you live or die?

行くぞクソ！

Let's f****** go!

コカインやる？

Let's f****** go.

それだけはマーベル的に絶対NG

Yeah!

マーチングパウダーは？

Wanna do some c******?

俗語もダメだ バレる

Hey!

スノーボードも？

C****** is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.

ディスコ粉も

What about Bolivian marching powder?

白い17歳のカルテも？

They know all the slang terms.

フォレスト･バンプも

They have a list.

「雪だるまつくろう」

Even snowboarding?

いいね！

Even disco dust.

でもダメだ

White Girl, Interrupted?

Even Forrest Bump.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Yes! But I can't!