CAN I TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

SUPER EMBARRASSING?

I HAVE LIKE AN ITSY BITSY CRUSH

ON SOMEONE HERE I THINK.

>> WHAT?

>> WHO?

LENNY PICKET?

>> NO.

BOWEN.

>> LIKE, BOYGENIUS, Y'ALL ARE

GIVING GIRL DUMB ASS.

>> HE'S SO FUNNY AND HE'S SWEET.

OBVIOUSLY IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING.

>> GIRL, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY

GO FOR IT.

>> BUT ISN'T HE -- ISN'T HE GAY?

>> GAY?

NO, BOWEN'S STRAIGHT.

>> YEAH, STRAIGHT AS THEY COME.

BOWEN JUST PLAYS GAY ON THE SHOW

BECAUSE IT'S A SHORT CUT TO

LAUGHS.

>> SO HE HOOKS UP WITH GIRLS?

>> OH, YEAH, HOT GIRLS TOO.

BOWEN PULLS.

>> I HAD NO IDEA.

>> HEY, HEY.

>> BABY, I'VE MISSED YOU SO

MUCH.

>> GINA, WHEN I'M AT WORK, GOT

TO CUT OUT THE BABE STUFF.

>> IS THAT GINA GERSHON?

>> ANYWAY, THE IDEA IS SYDNEY

SWEENEY TODD, THE TALE OF SYDNEY

SWEENEY TODD.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

>> IT'LL BE FUNNY WHEN WE DO IT.

>> HEY, BABY GIRL.

WHERE'S MY SMILE?

>> BOWEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE

STRAIGHT.

>> OH, YEAH.

I'M FULL HETERO.

THAT'S BETTER.

>> SO, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

>> OH, YOU KNOW, BLOND, SMART,

HEAVY NATURALS.

>> OH, YEAH?

>> WHAT'S YOURS?

>> ASIAN PODCASTERS.

>> I KNOW A FEW OF THOSE.

>> HEY, SYDNEY, ARE YOU COMING

TO SET?

>> YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

>> WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF LAUGHING

WITH THE LITTLE BOYS, LET ME

KNOW.

>> SWEEN!

>> YOU'RE SO [ BLEEP ] NOT!

WAIT!

DO WE NEED PROTECTION?

>> IT'S FINE.

I'M ON PREP.

>> THAT WAS AMAZING.

HEY, I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE

YOU AGAIN.

>> OH.

YEAH, I HAVE A LOT GOING ON.

>> RIGHT.

TOTALLY.

>> PLUS I GOT TO KEEP UP

APPEARANCES WITH THE WHOLE GAY

THING.

IT'S SORT OF MY MEAL TICKET.

>> WAIT.

CAN'T YOU JUST BE STRAIGHT?

>> YOU DON'T GET IT, OKAY?

I DON'T WANT THIS.

I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE.

>> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IT MEANS GET OFF MY BACK.

WHATEVER.

I'M GOING TO PARIS.

>> I GOT PLAYED BY BOWEN YANG.

>> WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MAMA.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT

HIM?

>> SOME LESSONS YOU GOT TO LEARN

FOR YOURSELF.

>> I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND LOVE.

>> NEVER SAY NEVER.

>> NO THANK YOU.

>> GET OUT!