I... really need to talk to someone right now.

Princess: What is it?

You know I'm always here for you, right?

Fire: Yeah... it's just...

My apprentice, Cinderpaw,

Just got run over by a monster.

She almost died....

But she's alive, and-

One of her legs stopped working.

I'm really worried about her...

Princess: I'm really sorry to hear that.

You know... I have something that might cheer you up...

Fire: Do you think the twolegs can help her?

I know they might also fix her, but-

-if she becomes a medicine cat or elder because of her disability,

She couldn't have kits, anyway.

Princess: No, not that...

Fire: Then what is it?

Princess: Would you like my first born child?

Fire: W-What?!

My apprentice almost died,

and you want me to take your CHILD?!

Princess: Yeah! He's good at... umm...

...things....

Fire: *noise of utter disbelief*