Firestar: We've decided that Jaypaw is too annoying to be permitted around normal people, so we're locking him away in the Medicine Den!

Which means Hollypaw's being reassigned to...

Oh, good! I was hoping I would still get an apprentice!

Firestar: ...Brackenfur!

Brightheart: Wait! Why? Firestar, why can't I have her? Hello!

Oh, uh, next time, next time for sure. I'll give ya' Icekit or Foxkit! No worries!

Whitewing and Squirrelflight, come get your apprentiiiiices!~

Hey, I thought I was getting one of those!

What? WHEN?

Like, two books ago, not even!

Look, when it takes two books for three months to pass, you forget things. I-I'll get cha' next time.

Rosepaw with Squirrelflight, Toadpaw with Cloudtail!~

You just gave Squirrelflight two apprentices in a row. [Dissapointment intensifies]

Ocelot: [Meeeooooowwwwww!]

Ocelot agrees with me. [Deadpan 100]

Yeah, unfortunately, I can't give her two at once.

Brightheart: That's not what I.....ugh. [Brightheart questions Firestars sanity.]

Firestar: Thornclaw, Hazelwhisker, Mousetail!

[Slow clap]

Lionblaze! Cinderheart...

[Slow Clap Two: Electric Boogaloo.]

APPRENTICES FOR SQUIRRELFLIGHT'S APPRENTICES!!~

[Brightheart questions her life decisions as she claps for a third time.]

It's time we assigned mentors for uh... [She's not even waiting to clap anymore, truly tragic.]

I haven't announced them yet, Brightheart...

I will be ANYONE'S mentor at this point.

[The names are on screen guys...]

I'll be any of their mentors, please...

Bramblestar... [Subtitles by Ayano 'Ame-Chan' Horanda.]