[SPLOOSH]

YELLOWFANG: You're going to have kittens, Squirrelflight!

SQUILF: Wait, what?

I thought you said I was barren!

YELLOWFANG: Not anymore, thanks to the POwEr oF sCieNcE!

SQUIRRELFLIGHT: Th-the what?

YELLOWFANG: Thanks to the latest in Starclan technology,

we have found a way to clone the perfect main characters.

"ALDERPAW", a perfect clone of you

and "SPARKPAW", a perfect clone of Firestar.

Alderpaw will be designed to be relatable and Sparkpaw designed to be perfect. Nothing could go wrong!

SQUIRRELFLIGHT: Wait a second. Maybe make one of them look a bit like Bramblestar?

It's just because we've had a few, uuh...

...trust issues in the past.

YELLOWFANG: Oh, well don't worry about that!

We've got plenty of brown tabbies to clone! You could pick from:

Tigerstar,

Hawkfrost,

and...

Brokenstar!

SQUIIRRELFLIGHT: Oh, god. Uh, no, no, never mind. Just change the eye color for me.

[Beep]

Looking good~