字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント >>> ALL RIGHT, KAYLA. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? >> NO, NOT REALLY. >> GREAT. NOW TELL ME WHY YOU CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT. >> WELL, EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GO TO SLEEP, IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S SOME SORT OF FIGURE WITH ME IN THE ROOM. >> WELL, THAT'S VERY COMMON WITH SLEEP PARALYSIS. >> OH, IT IS? THANK GOODNESS. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. >> WE CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS USING THIS COMPUTER, I CAN INDUCE YOUR HALLUCINATION WHILE YOU'RE AWAKE SO YOU CAN DESCRIBE TO ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SEEING AS YOU'RE SEEING IT. CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? >> ALL RIGHT, DR. YI, I'LL DO MY BEST. WHOA, OKAY. THIS FEELS WEIRD. BUT -- OH, I SEE HIM. HE'S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME. >> GREAT. GREAT. WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? >> IT'S JUST A GUY, BUT LIKE, A GAY GUY? >> NOT JUST ANY GAY GUY, HOMEY. IT'S ME, TROYE SIVAN. LET'S GO. ♪♪ >> HE'S MOVING! HE'S DANCING? >> OKAY. IT'S OKAY, KAYLA. TRY ASKING HIM WHAT HE IS. >> WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU A DEMON? >> NO. NOT QUITE, GIRLY. I'M AN AUSTRALIAN YOUTUBER TURNED INDY POP STAR, AND MODEL TURNED ACTOR TROYE SIVAN PLAYED BY AN ACTOR WHO CAN'T DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. BYE, DIVA. >> WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? >> HE SAID HIS NAME WAS TROYE SIVAN. >> OH, NO. I WAS AFRAID OF THIS. SHIRT AS SMALL AS CAN BE, PANTS AS BIG AS THEY COME? WE'RE SEEING THIS MORE AND MORE NOW THAT THIS BOY IS SNEAKING HIS WAY INTO THE MAIN STREAM. YOU'RE THE FOURTH WOMAN I'VE SEEN THIS WEEK SUFFERING FROM THIS. >> WHY IS TROYE SIVAN DANCING AT ME? >> THAT'S HARD TO SAY. THERE'S A LOT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SLEEP SCIENCE AND TROYE SIVAN. >> ISN'T HE KIND OF FAMOUS? >> HE'S GAY FAMOUS. IT'S DIFFERENT! >> SO HE'S LIKE NATHAN LANE? >> NOT AT ALL. I'M GOING TO INDUCE YOU AGAIN. THIS TIME IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT THE DANCE LOOKS LIKE, OKAY? >> HEY, HOMEY. WATCH ME DO CHOREO. LET'S GO. >> HE'S BACK, AND HE'S STILL DANCING. >> BREATHE, KAYLA. CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE DANCE? >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING OUT A NEW PAIR OF LEGS. >> WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE? >> I DON'T KNOW. HE'S SHOWING ME -- HE'S SHOWING ME HIS TINY LITTLE RED UNDIES. >> THIS IS AMAZING. I'M GOING TO WIN THE AWARD FOR BEST GAY DOCTOR. >> DR. YI, AM I GOING TO BE OKAY? >> MAYBE. DOES THE DANCE LOOK LIKE THIS? LET'S GO. ♪♪ ♪♪ WELL? WAS IT LIKE THAT? >> YES. YES, EXACTLY. BUT MEDICALLY SPEAKING, DOCTOR, WHY DOES HE HAVE MY PSYCHE IN A CHOKE HOLD? >> ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? I LOOK LIKE A MOISTURIZED MACHINE GUN KELLY, AND I'M THE MOST ICONIC BLOUSE EVER, BYE, DIVA. >> WHY DID HE CALL HIMSELF A BLOUSE? >> BREATHE, KAYLA, A BLOUSE IS A FEM TOP! >> BUT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? >> ARE YOU A STRAIGHT WOMAN WHO'S TRIED POPPERS ONCE? >> YES. DOCTOR, PLEASE, IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO GET RID OF HIM? >> I CAN PRESCRIBE YOU SOMETHING SO STRAIGHT IT PUSHES HIM OUT OF YOU. >> DOCTOR, I CHANGED MY MIND. I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM. AT FIRST HE SCARED ME, BUT NOW I THINK HE'S THE ONLY THING THAT TURNS ME ON. >> OH, NO. I REALLY WISH YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, KAYLA. IF YOU INVITE HIM IN, HE STARTS TO MULTIPLY. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MORE GAY GUYS? HUBBA, HUBBA. >> COME ON, TROYS, GET YOUR TINY T-SHIRTS AND BIG PANTS, AND LET'S GET INTO THIS WOMAN'S SUBCONSCIOUS. >> HEY, HOMEY. THANKS FOR INVITING US. >> COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GIVE THIS STRAIGHT WOMAN WHAT SHE WANTS. >> OUR TINY LITTLE RED UNDIES. >> HOW MANY TROYS ARE THERE NOW, AND DOES THEIR DANCE LOOK LIKE THIS? LET'S GO. ♪♪