It is not little man's turn to use teleport

I got baby face you idiot, I'm compensatin' for debuffs here

Oof! Hey! Oh my god I can't believe you're doing this

Gugh, move it tubbo! Guh, let go!

Heavy is more important than Scout

Hey hey hey! You boys stop that horseplayin' right now before you turn! (OW! OW! Dude stop slapping me!)

Dag nabbit!

Uuuugh, Heavy not feel very go-- Buhhh

Feels like an elephant sittin' on my rib cage

Baby man?

Fatass?

Heavy: SPY! Scout: SPY!

Heavy: No... Scout: No...

Heavy: Scout? Scout: Heavy?

But... But that's impossible! We must have... Done something to the-

There you are!

What the hell were you boys thinking?

The teleporter will only accept one person at a time

Now what if you both ended up fused together?

Or hell with scrambled brains?

Alright, lesson learned, back to work you two

Look, we'll tell hardhat about our little problem alright? But not now

But, you are you, and I am me, we cannot be eachother

How hard can it be? Really...

Mission begins in 10 seconds

Something smells fishy...

Gentleman, I believe you all know why we are gathered here

OO! Is someone getting married?

The reason you are here today, is regarding the Heavy and the Scout

And their behavior is closely associated with that of a spy

Und how do you know zhat?

Being one of the best in the world myself

WHAT? A SPY! (Medic: Noooo)

At least you're responsive, anyway, we must capture these spies immediately. Yes Sniper?

Do we throw piss at them?

No... I have a better idea

*Sniff* Yo, do you smell that? Ugh...

Dammit!

Uh, hold on, let me try again

Oh for the love of... GIVE ME THAT!

Oh, that's how you do it

Wake up

That's better, so, what did you spies do with the real Heavy and Scout?

SPEAK!

No! Nonononono wait! We can explain!

You have a lot to explain. Soldier!

Alright sister, prove that you're not a spy! What is your first name?

Well what's yours, dumbass?

Oh my god... I've been a spy all along! I am a disgrace!

Stop you imbecile!

Listen you! You have three seconds to explain yourself!

Stop!

Now you cut that out spy

Silence laborer, these men are double agents

They're not spies, you snail suckin' dumbass!

These idiots were fightin' on the teleporter a few days ago

Then I found out they put the space fluctuator outta line!

What you see here are two dumb minds who somehow switched bodies, ain't that right?

Da! Engi hits nail on the head!

Follow me you two, might as well fix you up

Y'all ready?

Why don't you go first this time?

No, you go first

No way dude, I was first the last time

No, Heavy was!

Uuuugh, when will this idiocy end?

Man, I think we're just gettin' started