- Oh, no, I can't go.

I'm practicing.

I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.

- Oh cool. - That's great.

- Yeah, yeah, and if I get it,

by day, I'll beat Dr. Drake Ramoray,

but by night I'll be Joey Tribbiani.

(audience laughs)

- You'll be perfect for this.

That's already your name.

- The audition's in a couple of hours

and I don't even understand the game.

- Well, do you want some help?

- Really, that'd be great.

You guys can be the contestants.

- Awesome.

- Okay.

I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.

- All right.

Let's play Bamboozle.

- Bamboozle?

- Yeah, isn't that a cool name?

- Yeah. - No.

(audience laughs)

- Okay.

Our first contestant is Ross Geller.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, Ross?

- Well, I'm a paleontologist.

I live in New York.

I have a son, Ben.

Hi, Ben.

- I said a little bit Ross.

Now, how about you, Chandler?

- Well Joey, I'm a head hunter.

I hook up out of work Soviet scientists

with rogue third world nations.

Hi, Rasputin.

- Excellent.

Let's play Bamboozled.

Chandler, you'll go first.

What is the capital of Colombia?

- Bogota.

- It's Bogota, but close enough.

(audience laughs)

Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross

or pick a wicked wango card.

- What does a wicked wango card do?

- I should know that.

Let's see.

Just one moment, please.

Here we are.

Hey, wicked wango card

determines whether you go higher or lower.

- Higher or lower than what?

- This is embarrassing.

- Can you believe how lame this is?

- I'm sorry.

I don't believe contestants are allowed

to talk to each other.

- All right, Ross.

You're in the lead.

Would you like to take another question

or spin the wheel of mayhem?

- The wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey.

I'll take another question.

- Okay.

This is gonna be tough.

Hold your breath.

It's okay, I'm ready.

- No, dude.

You gotta hold your breath until you're ready

to answer the question, it's part of the game.

- This is ridiculous, he's not going to hold his--

(Ross inhales)

- Okay.

What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia?

Tris, holy cow, that's a big word.

Tris,

Seriously, look at this thing, Chandler.

How do you say that?

- Let me see that.

- This one right here.

(Ross moans)

- Triskaidekaphobia.

- Fear of Triscuits.

- No, no fear of the number 13.

- Fear of Triscuits?

- It's possible.

They've really sharp edges.

(audience laughs)

- All right, Chandler, you're up.

- Wait a minute.

I believe I'm entitled to use my angel pass for a free turn.

- This game makes no sense!

- You know what, you're just upset 'cause you're losing.

- Oh, come on Ross.

I think we're all losers here.

- All right.

Chandler.

You can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

- Let me think, let me think.

Oh, I don't care.

- You must choose, Mr. Bing.

- Either.

It makes no difference.

- Choose, you jackass.

- I'll take a card.

- Okay.

You picked the gimme card.

You get all of Ross's points.

- What?

- This game is kind of fun.

- You don't think it's a little crazy

that you get all my points just 'cause--

- I don't think the contestants

are supposed to speak to each other.

(audience laughing)