Work it, yep, oh, let me fix the buns. Oh the sesame seeds look great in this one. Yes, I love it. I love it. Now make me hate it.

よし、あ、ちょっとバンズを直そう。ほら、ゴマがすごく良い感じ。素敵ね。さて、ここからよ。

Which filter should I even use? Walden, or Nashville? Walden, Nashville.

どのフィルターを使えば良いの？ウォールデン？ナッシュヴィル？ウォールデン、ナッシュヴィル…

Border? No border. Let's go with border.

ボーダーは？ボーダーなし。いや、ボーダーありね。

Hashtag hamburger, hashtag SWAG, hashtag turnt up, hashtag foodies, hashtag dbj, hashtag don't be jealous, hashtag I know you are jealous, hashtag going on a jog after this.

#ハンバーガー、#SWAG、#ハイ、#フーディー、#うらやま、#嫉妬しないでね、#嫉妬してるでしょ、#このあとジョギング。

Are you kidding me? Catherine's back with Austin! They've broken eight times already.

冗談でしょ？キャサリンがオースティンとヨリを戻したなんて！あの2人、もう8回も別れてるのに。

Why did you still like her Facebook picture?

何でキャサリンのフェイスブックの写真、「いいね」したの？

I don't like her picture. I like her shoes!

キャサリンの写真じゃなくて、靴が気に入ってるの！

Zombies would be like "uhhh," dead people would be like "ewww."

ゾンビは「う～」、死人は「げぇ～」

Oh my God. This is so funny!

あはは、面白い！

Guys guys guys throw over here. There're on B side. There're on B side.

ほら、こっちに投げて。Bサイドだよ、Bサイド。

Wait. Are you kidding me right now? You have to be kidding me.

ちょっと。冗談でしょ？冗談よね。

You're playing video games right now. I took this day off so that we could spend time with each other. This is supposed to be "me and you" time.

テレビゲームやってるじゃない。今日休みをとったのは、2人で時間を過ごすためなのよ。「私とあなたの時間」のはずでしょ。

I have had... (Screaming) Say goodbye to your XBOX, your Play Station, and your PC, no more distractions!

私は…（叫び声）あんたのXBOXも、プレステも、パソコンも、さよなら！邪魔はもうなしよ！

Work it. Yeah! Oh, let me fix the buns. Walden or Nashville.

ほら、ね！バンズを直して。ウォールデン、ナッシュヴィル。

Walden... Give me the phone!

ウォールデン…電話を貸せ！

Excuse me, waiter, separate checks!

すみません、会計は別々で！