Welcome back master, young lady.

あなたはどう？

Welcome to @home cafe

うん・・

Welcome back master, young lady.

今日は秋葉原にあるメイドカフェに来たの 初めての経験よ

M: *gasp of excitement*

「ぐでたま」のイベントが開催されているみたい とても楽しみ！

M: I'm so excited!

かわいいメイドがたくさんいて 「萌え萌え」な食べ物を出してくれる

M: How about you, Simon?

さらに「ぐでたま」もそこら中にあって

S: Yeah...

写真も撮っていいし

M: We are at our very first maid cafe in Akihabara

かなりマジカルな日になりそう サイモンは少し圧倒されてるけど

M: and they're doing a special Gudetama event so, it's like, double exciting!

僕はまだ良くわからないけど

M: We have adorable maids everywhere who are going to feed us Moe Moe food

でもマルティナは楽しそうだね

M: and then on top of that, there's like Gudetama hanging around

子犬の形をしたカレーもあるわよ！！！

M: a-and we can take pictures with them

子犬！！

M: and this is the most exciting magical day ever and Simon is a little bit overwhelmed right now.

[メニューにはアルコールとノンアルコール両方ある]

S: I don't think I- I appreciate this enough yet?

[絵が描かれた食事もある]

S: But um, Martina's really having a good time

[かわいいデザートも！]

M: YOU CAN BUY CURRIES IN THE SHAPE OF PUURPIES!!!

アルコールか、必要になりそうだよ

M: PUPPIES!!

最初の失敗は

[The menu offers both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks]

先に飲んでから来るべきだった

[Savoury food with custom drawings...]

私は楽しんでるわよ

[And adorable desserts!]

楽しいし興奮してるし幸せ

*explaining menu in Japanese*

それにメニューを見てるとどれも食べられなそう

S: Alcohol, thank you, I'm gonna be needing alcohol!

かわいいから

*explaining menu in Japanese*

子犬のピンクカレーを頼んだら

M: Thank you!

ずっと見つめてるわ

S: Okay...

僕は何でも食べるよ

S: So, my first mistake is

わかった

S: I should have drank before coming here

[サ] いったい何が起きてるんだ？ [マ] メニューを選んだら

M: I'm just so pleased right now

[マ] このベルを鳴らすのよ [サ] どうしてこんな状況になったんだ

M: I'm pleased and I'm excited and I'm happy

最高の状況じゃない！

M: and I don't think I can eat anything on the menu

どこかで人生の選択を間違えたのか

M: It's so pretty

[マ] 大きいポラロイドも撮れるわ！ [サ] この状況に立ち向かうべきなのか

M: I'm gonna get like a pink puppy curry

そうなのかい、ママ、パパ？

M: And I'm just gonna stare at it

[マ] ぐでたまちゃん！ [サ] どこから・・

S: Okay, I'll... I'll... I'll eat anything. I just-

ここにたどり着いたのか・・

M: Okay

[＠homeカフェのぐでたまコラボは2/28まで]

S: What's happening with my life right now? M: We're gonna pick something

彼女たちの横に立ってたら

M: And then we're gonna ring the bell. S: How did I end up in this situation

彼女たちはこれで私はゴジラみたいになるかも

S: Right now? M: This is the best situation ever!

メニューをとって！何か頼むわよ！

S: What life choices have I made M: We're gonna get

[マ] 何にする？ [サ] スコッチはある？

M: The extra large Polaroid too! S: That have geared me towards

[マ] スコッチのオンザロック？ [サ] ストレートでいい、ボトルだけ持ってきてくれ

S: This situation? Mom, Dad

[サ] スクリュードライバーにするよ [マ] 分かったわ、スクリュードライバーね

M: Good Tama-chan(?) S: Where, where did we

[サ] オレンジジュースをウォッカに変更してもらえるかな？

S: How did we get here?

諦めなさい

[Goofy Music]

モカラテのホット

[Sad Music]

抹茶ラテ [サ] あとスクリュードライバー

M: If I stood up beside them, it would be like

ピンクカレーセット

M: This and then it would be like Godzilla Martin-- Heheh-- or something

魔法の準備はできてるよ

M: Okay. Pass me the menu; I need to order something!

ウルヴァリン！

M: What do you want? S: Do they have scotch?

X-MENの

M: Scotch straight on the rocks. S: Just straight scotch. Just leave the bottle at the table.

ウルヴァリンは知らないみたいだね

S: I'm gonna get a Screwdriver. M: Okay. Simon's gonna get a Screwdriver.

[マ] 彼女の髪すごい！ [サ] マルティナをここに20分置いといたら一緒に働いてって言われるよ

S: Can I ask them to substitute the orange juice for more vodka?

日本語はあまり喋れないけど皆の服が好きだし 髪と小さい服も好き

M: No. Accept it.

彼女たちに今日はあなたの誕生日だって伝える？

[Funkay Music again] [Bell rings]

[マ] 秘密にしておきたい？ [サ] やめてくれ

M: The hot mocha latte.

普段はレストランではリラックスできるけどここは・・

Maid: Hai M: Hai

放っておいてくれって思う・・

M: Hitotsu (One). Maid: Hai

(僕はここでいったい何をしてるんだ？) (何でこんな動画なんて撮ってるんだ？)

M: Hai. Umm...

頑張って、これからもっと交流するわよ

M: The green tea latte. S: And uh Screwdriver.

彼女たちを悲しませないで [サ] しないよ！

Maid: Oh!

私のことを呪わないでね

Maid: Screwdriver S: Screwdriver, yup.

出来るだけ楽しそうにしなさいよ？ あなたたち3人も

S: Okayy

3人？いないはずの3人目が見えてきちゃったわ

Maid: Oh! Okay!

彼女たちの世界に取り込まれたかも

S: Nice. M: Okay!

報告、サイモンは困惑しています

S: Mhmmm

彼はどうすればいいか分からないようです

S: Pink curry sets? Maid: Ohhhh!

[サ] 僕はここで何をしてるんだ？ [マ] この拍手と幸せそうな笑い声

M: With the magic. S: Magic! I'm ready for magic!... Okay

[マ]素晴らしいじゃない？ [サ] うん・・

Maid: [Talking about hair?] M: Oh, this is amazing!

すごい・・・

Maid: [Speaking Japanese]

他のお客さんは皆かわいいデザートを食べてて

M: Wolverine! S: Wolverine Maid: Ovary?

うさぎのマシュマロを食べてる

M: Wolverine S: Wolverine

素敵だわ

S: Wolverine M: X-men! S: X-men

どうしよう？私はオムライスに何を描こう？

S: I don't think she knows Wolverine

緊張してきたわ

M: Thank you [In Japanese]

どうしよう？ [サ] (バスケット)ボール

M: Her hair is amazing! S: I say give it twenty minutes and they might offer Martina a job here.

あなたたち2人は態度が悪いわよ 2人は男でここはかわいい女の子がたくさんいるのに

M: I don't speak enough Japanese, but I'm just saying I like everyone's clothing and hair... And tiny sizes

何が気に入らないの？ [サ] 僕は結婚してるし

M: Should I let them know it's your birthday today?

君より魅力的な子なんていないよ？

M: Or do you wanna keep that a secret? S: F@#k, please no.

これが正しい答えだ、覚えときな

S: I'm usually very comfortable in restaurants. This is the one place I just wanna be like

ポラロイドを撮るんだけど まずニックネームを決めないといけないの

S: Okaay, you just go do your thing.

サイモンはハニー先輩

[Sad Music]

私はセーラームーン

Simon's inner thoughts: What the f@#k am I doing here? Why am I filming this video?

ダンはプリンセスパンダ

M: Hang in there. You've got one that's gonna involve a lot of interaction

そして名前を呼ばれたら、ステージに行ってポーズを して写真を撮ってもらうの

M: Don't make them feel sad when they-- S: I'm not gonna!

(何でこんなことになった？) (どうしてここにいるんだ？)

M: Don't you make them-- Don't you put that curse on me, Ricky Bobby!

(ここにいる意味はあるのか？) (いい気分じゃないぞ)

M: You make sure that you are as happy as possible, okay? All three of you need to be--

(全くいい気分じゃない・・)

M: Whose the third person? I don't know. I'm speaking in third person now! It's happening!

わあ、彼女は君と並ぶと12歳の女の子みたい

M: I'm becoming one of them. [Robot Voice] The hive mind is starting!

ありがとうサイモン

M: Captains log: Simon has fallen into a state of confusion

だって君が・・

M: He doesn't know what to expect, being here

台無しにしたわね！ 何よその手は？

S: What am I doing with my life? M: So much clapping and happiness and laughter

そんなに大きいって言いたいの？

M: Isn't it wonderful? S: Yeah...

僕はただ・・彼女がすごく小さいから

S: It's great...

私がでかいって？

[Cheerful Music]

[サ] 違うよ、グラマーでいいってことさ [マ] どんどん悪化してるわよ

[Confused Music]

[サ] グラマーな感じが・・ [マ] もういいわ！

[Cheerful Lalala Music]

抹茶の方は？

[Confused Alien Music]

絵を描きます

[Back to cheerful]

猫かうさぎか・・

M: There are all these people with these, like, adorable desserts and they're, like, very manly looking, and they're

うさぎ？

M: Like, digging into their marshmallow rabbit sundaes.

[サ] 素敵なうさぎだね [マ] 良いうさぎだわ

M: And it's wonderful

[マ] 彼女たちがピンクにしてくれるって [サ] わかった！

M: What should I do? What should I draw on my omurice?

[回想] これからもっと交流するわよ

M: The stress is too real!

[回想] 彼女たちを悲しませないでね [サ] しないよ！

M: What should I have? S: [Basket] Balls

[サ] わかった [マ] 彼女の真似するのよ？

M: No, I can't do that. You two have a poor attitude considering that you're boys and everybody here are cute girls!

これは・・魔法だ！

M: What is your problem? S: I'm a married man! I'm accounted for.

やったぞ！

S: No woman has any effect on me apart from my loving wife! Okay?

あなたは魔法使いよハリー！

S: That's a damn fine answer and you know it!

魔法を使えたぞ

M: Okay, so here's the deal. You can choose a polaroid picture to take of people, and they ask you for your nickname.

そうね

M: And so Simon is 'Honey-Senpai'

塩と胡椒はいらないわね

M: And I'm 'Sailor Moon'

たくさん魔法をかけたわ

M: And Dan is 'Princess Panda'

これは最高だ！

M: So when we hear our names being called, we've gotta go up, and we've gotta pose with them for a photo

ほらね？気に入ると思ったわ！

[Chill Music]

彼はおなかがすいてるから喜んでるだけよ

[Sad Music] [Dan sighs]

でも私が何をするか知ってるでしょ？

Dan's inner voice: H-How did this happen? How- How have I got here... In my life?

まずは25分くらい写真を撮るからね

D (inner voice): What has led up to this point... Cause... This doesn't feel right

ダンは男らしい子犬の食事を食べるぞ

Nothing... feels... good... here

なんて男らしいんだ

[Picture Noise] M: Woooooow! Thanks [In Japanese]

何がすごいか分かる？

M: Awwwww yeeeahh!

これが日本で食べる最初のオムライスよ

S: Wow. That girl looks like she's like twelve compared to you!

[サ] それは良かった！ [マ] うん！

M: Thanks Simon!

そしてうさぎもいるわ いや子猫だったかな？

S: You just, like...

ああ！興奮する！

M: You've ruined my life! S: I'm just saying-- M: What are you doing with your hands?!

ご飯のレビューの時間だ

M: You just-- you just look and your hands got wider and wider!

さて

S: I d--- heh [mumbles]--- she's so small

カレーだ

M: So you're saying I'm big?!

おいしいオムライスよ

S: You-- no you-- girl, you got curves is what you got. M: You are digging a hole, mister

魔法の味がするぞ [マ] 本当？

M: You are digging that hole! S: Hey, I like curvey-- M: Keep it up--

飲み干す必要があるな

Maid: Okayy. Drinking. Drinking. M: Hai

うさぎ？

Maid: Okay... Sketch

プリンセス！

M: Hai!

プリンセス？

Maid: ... Or bunny... or

プリンセス！

M: Usagi! Bunny

ティアラをつけるよ

Maid: Bunny? M: Yes!

かがんでって言われたけどほぼ完全にしゃがみこんだよ

Maid: Okay

下がる為に

S: Aww, that's a great bunny M: That's a really good bunny

僕は巨人だ

[Funky Music again]

すごいかわいいよ！

Maid: [Talking about doing magic in Japanese]

見てよこれ

M: They're gonna make it pink for you. S: Oh, okay! M: Okay

だんだん楽しくなってきたぞ

[Flashback Dialogue] M: You've got one that's gonna involve a lot of interaction.

本当？それはスクリュードライバーを飲み干したから？それとも

S: Okay... M: Don't make her feel sad when they-- S: I'm not gonna!

たぶんね

M: Okay Maid: [Magic instructions in Japanese]

もう一杯頼まないとな

Maid: [More magic in Japanese]

魔法のカレーのおかげね

[Simon follows] S: Ehhhh, okay

言いたいことがある

S: Yah! yeah... M: Okay, ready? You're gonna repeat her S: Okay...

聞いてくれ

Maid and M: 3,2,1...

ここに写ってる女の子より僕の方が幸せそうだ

Simon and Maid: [Japanese]

この中で一番かわいいのは誰だ？

S: OH! Maid: Woah!

彼女か僕か

S: OH! Maid: Wooaaahh S: Oh!

僕に決まってる！

S: I think it-- Magic!

だろ！

Maid: Tung!

メイドカフェに来るってことは

S: OOhhhhhhhhhhh!

カフェみたいに食事を楽しむだけじゃない メイドさんたちと交流ができて

S: I--It worked!

日本語をしゃべれなくても、試してみた方がいいわ

M: You're a wizard, Harry!

一緒に楽しむのよ

S: Oh, wow!

メニューを説明してくれたり、ダンスもしてくれる

S: Oh!

カレーをピンク色にしてくれたりもね

S: I f--I felt the magic!

そうだ

M: Yes! S: Ohhh

そうよ、流れに身を任せて

Maid: Moe... moe... kyun

これは最初のメイドカフェの体験で最高に楽しかった

M: Moe... moe... kyun! Okay S: Okay M: Okay!

うん！

Everyone: Moe... moe... kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

これが最後ではないと思う！

S: Ahh! M: Okaayy

分からないわ、この場所はとてもすごくて

M: You don't need salt and pepper!

4つか5つのフロアがあって

M and S: Thank you [In Japanese]

色々なイベントをやっているわ

M: Put so much magic in this!

ぐでたまイベントとか

M: So much magic... S: This is wonderful!

ぐでたまの食事や

M: Ahh? See? I knew you'd come around!

次は何のイベントだろう？

S: Heeey! M: He's just excited 'cause he's hungry and the food's here

とにかく私たちは撮影ができてラッキーだった

M: But you know what I'm about to do S: Heheh

なぜならほとんどのメイドカフェは撮影禁止で

M: Take-- Take photos for the next twenty-five minutes, son!

だから皆に「萌え萌え」を届けられたのはうれしい

[Nutcracker Music]

一緒にやるわよ、準備はいい？

M: Oooooooo S: I gotta say, Dan's got the manliest dish, even though it's a puppy

最後の言葉は分からないわ

S: Still looks like manliest dish out there!

[Cute Puppy Barking Noises] M: You wanna know something amazing?

M: This will be the first omurice I've ever had in all of Japan!

S: Oh, right! M: Yep!

M: Aand it's got a bunny-- oh no--- it's got a kitty on it!

M: Fah! So excited!

S: And now for our food-snobby side to kick in

M: Hah S: Let's see

S: Mm

S: It's curry

S: Mmm

M: Pretty good omurice actually S: Yeah...

S: I can taste the magic in this M: Can you?

S: Definitely need to finish my drink

[Intense Music]

[Japanese in the background]

M: Oh yeah

S: Okay

Maid: Bunny

S: Uhhhh

S: Princess

Maid: Princess?

S: Princess!

S: I'm wearing the tiara!

S: Okay

Maid: Smile or kyukyu(?)

S: Kyukyu!

Maid: Kyukyu!

S: Kyukyuu!

Maid: Sorry... Oh! Okay, okay

S: Good?

S: Okay

Maid with camera: Moe, moe, cute!

Maid: Thank you [In Japanese]

S: Thank you!

S: Oh, yes! I forgot. Sorry!

S: Okay

S: She asked me to squat. I almost had to do a full squat.

S: To get down there

M: Oh duckie

S: I'm a big boy! Haha

S: Ohh, thank you!

M: Kawaii

S: Ahhhhhh!

S: Oh, yeah! Very cute!

S: This is wonderful! Look!

M and S: Thank you! [In Japanese]

S: Well I am having a much better time now than before!

M: See? Is the-- Is the full chugging of the Screwdriver or is it just---

S: Maybe

M: The joy that's come over him? S: I think I'm gonna get another one of those Screwdrivers

M: I think it was the magic curry. That's what I think

S: I gotta say

S: Hear me out here

S: I look a lot happier than this girl in the picture

S: I mean, whose the cutie cutie one here?

S: Her or me?

S: Definitely think it's me!

S: Yup!

M: Mhhmmm

S: Yuuup! M: Mhhmm

M: Now one of the things about coming to a maid cafe is to understand that it's not just about

M: The actual food or like sitting in a cafe. It's about the interaction with the maids.

M: So, even if you don't speak Japanese, just try your hardest to kind of like

M: You know, play along enthusiastically

M: They wanna explain the menu. There's gonna be dances

M: You're gonna have your curry turned into magic pink sauce

S: Yep

M: So, you know, go with the flow

S: So that's it for our super fun adventure here at our very first maid cafe

M: Yep!

S: Is it going to be our last? I don't think so!

M: We're not sure. What's really cool about this particular location is they have like

M: Four or five floors. It's like the whole building.

M: And they actually have like different specials that come through

M: So like the Gudetama special S: Yep!

S: Yep! M: With special Gudetama food

S: Uh-huh M: Who knows what they'll do next